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Worthless Truth!
* UNSC Fleet Arrives
Hell yeah! *Boards ship and leaves
I'll be back!

  • 01.16.2005 3:32 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: MCs Brother
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*High Charity appears along with the entire Covenant fleet

There is my fleet!

*all other ships are quickly destroyed


*calls to his flagship* I.K.S. Gorkon, Do'chu! *beams to bridge of Gorkon* Now, we can fight.

MCs Bro, you stay on the surface and hold the line there! My borg have the space battle under control *several hundred more cubes warp in-system*

The Half-life faction just unleashed something bad... you should be able to take care of it.

  • 01.16.2005 3:34 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

<calls to warriors> Warriors, attack anything that isn't Klingon and comes out of those rifts! I'll take Freeman!

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*Begins recon mission to Borg infested High Charity, with sixteen highly trained Republic Commandos*

Lasers slash part of the High Charity's armor, leaving a large, gaping hole for the Gunships to enter from.

All Commandos arm themselves with DC-17 Rifles, some with special sniper rifle attachments, others with grenade launchers. Ten 5-man fireteams move throughout the ship, closely followed by Wookiee demolition experts.

  • 01.16.2005 3:36 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: madcow2021
Worthless Truth!
* UNSC Fleet Arrives
Hell yeah! *Boards ship and leaves
I'll be back!

[color=green]We are the borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service... us. We are the borg. Resistance is futile.[/color]
*massive space battle ensues*

[Edited on 1/16/2005 3:38:05 PM]

  • 01.16.2005 3:37 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

[out of story] Man, this would make an awesome movie........

  • 01.16.2005 3:37 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
*Begins recon mission to Borg infested High Charity, with sixteen highly trained Republic Commandos*

Lasers slash part of the High Charity's armor, leaving a large, gaping hole for the Gunships to enter from.

All Commandos arm themselves with DC-17 Rifles, some with special sniper rifle attachments, others with grenade launchers. Ten 5-man fireteams move throughout the ship, closely followed by Wookiee demolition experts.


*Federation fleet appears* I want that station captured! Send in the Away Teams!

  • 01.16.2005 3:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
*Begins recon mission to Borg infested High Charity, with sixteen highly trained Republic Commandos*

Lasers slash part of the High Charity's armor, leaving a large, gaping hole for the Gunships to enter from.

All Commandos arm themselves with DC-17 Rifles, some with special sniper rifle attachments, others with grenade launchers. Ten 5-man fireteams move throughout the ship, closely followed by Wookiee demolition experts.

Damn! The borg excel at space comabt, but I doubt they will be able to adapt to those grenade launchers... Oh well... At least I have already adapted to the lasers! And due to borg technology the damage from the lasers has already been repaired! As soon as you run out of grenades... you're wormfood dude.

  • 01.16.2005 3:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
[out of story] Man, this would make an awesome movie........

true.

  • 01.16.2005 3:41 PM PDT
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Gameplay update---
Addedd a team... Marathon is now an option.

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
*Begins recon mission to Borg infested High Charity, with sixteen highly trained Republic Commandos*

Lasers slash part of the High Charity's armor, leaving a large, gaping hole for the Gunships to enter from.

All Commandos arm themselves with DC-17 Rifles, some with special sniper rifle attachments, others with grenade launchers. Ten 5-man fireteams move throughout the ship, closely followed by Wookiee demolition experts.

Damn! The borg excel at space comabt, but I doubt they will be able to adapt to those grenade launchers... Oh well... At least I have already adapted to the lasers! And due to borg technology the damage from the lasers has already been repaired! As soon as you run out of grenades... you're wormfood dude.


I thought Plasma and Lasers were two different things.

All teams simultaneously come under fire from the Borg menace. Wookiees holster their Bowcasters in favor of their Grenade Launchers, and the Commandos begin firing their rifles, which seem to have little or no effect on the enemy.

Arcwolf orders all troops to fall back the Gunships, and depart.

  • 01.16.2005 3:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
*Begins recon mission to Borg infested High Charity, with sixteen highly trained Republic Commandos*

Lasers slash part of the High Charity's armor, leaving a large, gaping hole for the Gunships to enter from.

All Commandos arm themselves with DC-17 Rifles, some with special sniper rifle attachments, others with grenade launchers. Ten 5-man fireteams move throughout the ship, closely followed by Wookiee demolition experts.

Damn! The borg excel at space comabt, but I doubt they will be able to adapt to those grenade launchers... Oh well... At least I have already adapted to the lasers! And due to borg technology the damage from the lasers has already been repaired! As soon as you run out of grenades... you're wormfood dude.


I thought Plasma and Lasers were two different things.

All teams simultaneously come under fire from the Borg menace. Wookiees holster their Bowcasters in favor of their Grenade Launchers, and the Commandos begin firing their rifles, which seem to have little or no effect on the enemy.

Arcwolf orders all troops to fall back the Gunships, and depart.

Plasma and lasers are different. But after the first ten or so you killed using lasers, my borg adapted. To bad your grenades were brutally effective, seeing as on cannot adapt to ballistic weapons (short of ballistic armour, and I'm thinkin' that would take awhile to implement)

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*clubs The Mc's Brother Klingon in the back of the head until he falls over.* HAHAH *cuts off his hair* to the Kilingon army: "You will all die!" *goes back in time and brings Yakov Smirnoff to insult the Kilgons*

Yakov: In Soviet Russia....

*becomes invisible and runs away*

  • 01.16.2005 3:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
*clubs The Mc's Brother Klingon in the back of the head until he falls over.* HAHAH *cuts off his hair* to the Kilingon army: "You will all die!" *goes back in time and brings Yakov Smirnoff to insult the Kilgons*

Yakov: In Soviet Russia....

*becomes invisible and runs away*

Borg-controlled High Charity obliterates "Soviet Russia"

  • 01.16.2005 3:49 PM PDT
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Screw Star Trek, now Battletech - thats what I'm talking about. *The jump ship Dire Wolf appears in-system* "Advance noble warriors of the Wolf Clan, together we shall smite these evil forces!" *Waves thousands of Battlemechs forward*

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*Remembers to choose ballistic weapon-using side next time*

All but three of the fire teams are able to regroup, but all but two teams had suffered at least one fatality. The Gunships pull out, and begin to head towards the base located on the planet far below the High Charity.

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Posted by: supersniper
Screw Star Trek, now Battletech - thats what I'm talking about. *The jump ship Dire Wolf appears in-system* "Advance noble warriors of the Wolf Clan, together we shall smite these evil forces!" *Waves thousands of Battlemechs forward*

Because of cheating and not using a valid game option, you and your forces explode and die and can never participate ever again until they decide to play by the rules :P

  • 01.16.2005 3:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
*Remembers to choose ballistic weapon-using side next time*

All but three of the fire teams are able to regroup, but all but two teams had suffered at least one fatality. The Gunships pull out, and begin to head towards the base located on the planet far below the High Charity.

Oh yeah Lightsabers work too. w/e. I'll make sure my borg leave you alone as long as you only fight Halo and Half-Life.

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It would be more fun if you were more lenient :(

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::a lone Flood infection forms infects a Klingon on the battlefield and before they know it a 4th of their forces have become Flood::
(I dunno if that's really fair...is it?)

  • 01.16.2005 3:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: supersniper
It would be more fun if you were more lenient :(

meh w/e. My borg will let you live if you just fight against halo and Half-Life. And the Jedi. Damn dirty jedi. They have mechs too! Fear their AT-ATs! Kill them all!

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Posted by: Kroenen
::a lone Flood infection forms infects a Klingon on the battlefield and before they know it a 4th of their forces have become Flood::
(I dunno if that's really fair...is it?)

I did it to high charity no?

  • 01.16.2005 3:57 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

<sees his troops being floodified> PataQ! Warriors! Kill them all! They will die without honor!

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Okay in that case...
::as the Klingons get infected it throws their ranks into confusion as to what this new enemy is::

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: supersniper
It would be more fun if you were more lenient :(

meh w/e. My borg will let you live if you just fight against halo and Half-Life. And the Jedi. Damn dirty jedi. They have mechs too! Fear their AT-ATs! Kill them all!
Fine by me. *The fleet of 'Mechs changes course* "Die Jedi's!!!"

  • 01.16.2005 4:00 PM PDT