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*thousands of smelly klingons die laughing*

[Edited on 1/16/2005 4:04:39 PM]

  • 01.16.2005 4:02 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Douglas Brown
*thousands od klingons die laughing*

Who are you fighting for anyway? I saw you using a crowbar earlier... are you Half-Life?

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*All 'Mechs open fire*

  • 01.16.2005 4:04 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Douglas Brown
*thousands of smelly klingons die laughing*


*then they stand up and slice open douglas* Damn scientists.....

  • 01.16.2005 4:06 PM PDT
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Yeah, I was. Am. Whatever.

*Douglas finds a box on the wall. He recharges his health, (which was down to 12), and does...things.

*Freeman throws a party where he claims he will eat a live ninja. Thousands of Klingons,( being stupid) pay 20 bucks each to get in. Gordon just eats a carrot in a ninja costume. The Klingons go bankrupt paying to see the show and are forced to sell their weapons.*

[Edited on 1/16/2005 4:09:17 PM]

  • 01.16.2005 4:07 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Douglas Brown
Yeah, I was. Am. Whatever.

*Douglas finds a box on the wall. He recharges his health, (which was down to 12), and does...things.

*Freeman throws a party where he claims he will eat a live ninja. Thousands of Klingons,( being stupid) pay 20 bucks each to get in. Gordon just eats a carrot in a ninja costume. The Klingons go bankrupt paying to see the show and are forced to sell their weapons.*

Angry that they were cheated out of their money, they kill everyone.*

  • 01.16.2005 4:12 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Douglas Brown
Yeah, I was. Am. Whatever.

*Douglas finds a box on the wall. He recharges his health, (which was down to 12), and does...things.

*Freeman throws a party where he claims he will eat a live ninja. Thousands of Klingons,( being stupid) pay 20 bucks each to get in. Gordon just eats a carrot in a ninja costume. The Klingons go bankrupt paying to see the show and are forced to sell their weapons.*


Damn.....You stupid PataQs! *begins hitting all his troops upside the head* Go kill him and get your weapons back!

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*takes a -blam!- carbine to MC's head* *watches the blood splatter* *throws a plasma at him* *T-bags his body*

  • 01.16.2005 4:34 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: xMyCanadianHeart
*takes a -blam!- carbine to MC's head* *watches the blood splatter* *throws a plasma at him* *T-bags his body*


What. The. -blam!-? Do you really want to piss off a Klingon?

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*takes a -blam!- carbine to MC's head* *watches the blood splatter* *throws a plasma at MC's body* *T-bags him to the point of no return*

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whoops sry i did it twice it didnt show on my comp

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*Gathers an army of head-crab hosts and puts on a repellant* Douglas: (in a whisper) "you'll never find me amongst all these zombies"

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Posted by: Douglas Brown
*Gathers an army of head-crab hosts and puts on a repellant* Douglas: (in a whisper) "you'll never find me amongst all these zombies"


heres whisper from a distance and throws frags to kill zombies and is sucessful then attempts to use rocket launcher on douglas but then realizes he has an oversheild

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im not pissing off a kingon im killing a kingon

  • 01.16.2005 4:51 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: xMyCanadianHeart
im not pissing off a kingon im killing a kingon


WTF dude? Did you even read the rules? You have to choose a faction.

P.S. Don't come back with some one-liner like "Whatever faction kicks your ass." That's just lame.

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hahahahah fraction kicks ur @$$ thats funny ya im wit halo obviously i killed u wit a carbine

  • 01.16.2005 4:56 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: xMyCanadianHeart
hahahahah fraction kicks ur @$$ thats funny ya im wit halo obviously i killed u wit a carbine


Hmm...NM faction, eh? I see. *raises Bat'leth* Pray forgiveness from whatever being you worship. You'll be meeting him soon....

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(out of story) Oh Mr. Bro! What a card!

*recharges suit* AHHH! much better *clubs some scientists for no reason* Hmm? Oh yeah, the battle. *makes a scientist study the bat'leth under penalty of being beaten to death. Learns it's secrets. makes millions and gives it to another army of head-crabs. tells them to go kill The MC Klingon. they do*

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Halifax awakens to the sound of battle. "Where is my sniper,'' he asks himself getting off the concrete floor, "Wait a minute, why am I on concrete floor? Did I just get attacked...by a klingon? That is pathetic."

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Posted by: xMyCanadianHeart
hahahahah fraction kicks ur @$$ thats funny ya im wit halo obviously i killed u wit a carbine


Can we bring in the super weapons, just to take ^ him ^ down?


The Commandos begin gathering local materials from the planet to build several orbital guns and more ships. They recruit local species to act as guides and to help build the orbital guns and ships.

  • 01.16.2005 5:11 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: xMyCanadianHeart
hahahahah fraction kicks ur @$$ thats funny ya im wit halo obviously i killed u wit a carbine


Can we bring in the super weapons, just to take ^ him ^ down?


I'm making an exception for him. *calls in quantum torpedo strike to canadian's position. a blinding blue explosion can be seen seconds later*

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Douglas Brown
*Gathers an army of head-crab hosts and puts on a repellant* Douglas: (in a whisper) "you'll never find me amongst all these zombies"

*Borg fleet and assimilated High Charity destroy headcrab zombie army*
Never attempt operations planetside when you don't have superiority in space!

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Oh we're stil doing it. In that case...
::the Klingon ground forces has nearly been wiped out by the Flood, and there are only a handful of survivors::

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"Ok, these explosives are definitley interesting, I must discover who it is I want to kill...besides those stupid wrinkle headed people."

  • 01.16.2005 5:20 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kroenen
Oh we're stil doing it. In that case...
::the Klingon ground forces has nearly been wiped out by the Flood, and there are only a handful of survivors::


Klingons never give up! We will fight to the last warrior!

  • 01.16.2005 5:23 PM PDT