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Well...Halifax is just trying to have some fun. as long as he (it is kinda weird talking in third person) is in a fight, Halifax is happy.

  • 01.16.2005 5:53 PM PDT
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*Casey goes back in time with his specially modified X-wing and manages to kill both Revan and Malak while they're fighting on the Star Forge. Then, he takes control over the Sith Fleet and transports it and the Star Forge back to the time when he's fighting. Then, he makes an even bigger Sith fleet with the Star Forge of awesome. And he trains many Jedi to command his warships.*

  • 01.16.2005 5:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
*And a fierce battle wages on. Heavily outnumbered, but by no means outgunned (you'd all be screwed if I had my Death Star, though), and having a highly accurate means of navigating hyperspace that not even the Covenant can match, the Imperial fleet unleashes its swarm of TIE fighters, interceptors, bombers, and gunboats.*
*Hops in captured X-wing*
YEEEHAW!

*The TIE fighters have little effect after the first wave, as the borg quickly adapt to their blaster fire, but the missiles, bombs, and torpedos from the capital cruisers and gunboats are somewhat effective. The sheer size of of the cubes make them difficult to harm, but several are destroyed nevertheless. realizing that at the current rate they would probbrabbly win but at a very high cost (leaving them with not enough ships to defend against future attacks), the borg begin large-scale boarding actions agains the Star Wars ships. The space fighting falls silent as the priority within the Star Wars fleets shifts from attacking the borg to beating off their boarders. Repairs on high charity make good progress and should be back online within the hour*

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meh

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Orbital Guns continue to fire round after round into the High Charity. The ships can do little more than provide shielding for the guns. Starfighters are launched and fire their missiles into the ship, and some even go so far as to crash into it, trying to cause a hole.

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Posted by: Casey
Casey shoots Halifax down with his infintely superior X-wing.

...or does he? Is Halifax on his team? (are we all united against a common enemy, the Borg?)

I wouldn't reccomend allying with Halo... The covenant still command 50 ships and are battling for the surface against half-life.

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*Unfortunately for Texan Ben, blaster bolts are superheated Tibanna Gas, which has enough mass to make it a projectile. The Borg were never able to adapt their sheilds in the first place, as superheated gas traveling as high speed doesn't really have a frequency.

But, he still manages to board ships. Casey, using his mad Jedi skills and wicked double-edged lighsaber, manages to repel enough boarders off his ship that they are contained. And, unfortunately for Texas Ben, Borg nanoprobe injectors can't penetrate Stormtrooper Armor.*

*Casey's mind-bogglingly massive Sith fleet shows up.*

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
Casey shoots Halifax down with his infintely superior X-wing.

...or does he? Is Halifax on his team? (are we all united against a common enemy, the Borg?)

I wouldn't reccomend allying with Halo... The covenant still command 50 ships and are battling for the surface against half-life.


Well, with my shiny new Sith fleet, I think I'll just kill them all.

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Halifax boards a borg ship while they concentrate their efforts on the star wars people. (I am saying this on the assumption that I didn't get shot down.)

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Orbital Guns continue to fire round after round into the High Charity. The ships can do little more than provide shielding for the guns. Starfighters are launched and fire their missiles into the ship, and some even go so far as to crash into it, trying to cause a hole.

*The cubes that could be spared from the battle (23 if you were wondering) approach and begin boarding actions against the orbital guns, then form a defensive perimiter around High Charity. as with the Star Wars fleet, the guns fall silent as the crew rushes to defend against the boarders*

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Posted by: Casey
*Unfortunately for Texan Ben, blaster bolts are superheated Tibanna Gas, which has enough mass to make it a projectile. The Borg were never able to adapt their sheilds in the first place, as superheated gas traveling as high speed doesn't really have a frequency.

But, he still manages to board ships. Casey, using his mad Jedi skills and wicked double-edged lighsaber, manages to repel enough boarders off his ship that they are contained. And, unfortunately for Texas Ben, Borg nanoprobe injectors can't penetrate Stormtrooper Armor.*

*Casey's mind-bogglingly massive Sith fleet shows up.*

*Technically Photon torpedoes are a projectile, but they adapted to that as well... So yes, I adapted to blasters, rendering your stormtroopers worthless. but as I can't penetrate their armour, your boarding parties and my crew are left with little to do but stare at one another. The Jedi hopelessly outclass the borg however, and many fall to them. *

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Posted by: Halifax
Halifax boards a borg ship while they concentrate their efforts on the star wars people. (I am saying this on the assumption that I didn't get shot down.)

*borg assimilate halifax*

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"Whatever you do," Arcwolf orders, "Keep those guns firing! Reinforce all entrances to the bridge. Do whatever it takes to push the Borg back!"

Captured Droids are now brought into the mix. Droidekas roll throughout the hallways and unfold, revealing their powerful twin Repeating Blasters. Standard Battle Droids begin to form in front of all the entrances to the bridge, drawing out their rifles and keeping their powerful concussion grenades at the ready.

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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
"Whatever you do," Arcwolf orders, "Keep those guns firing! Reinforce all entrances to the bridge. Do whatever it takes to push the Borg back!"

Captured Droids are now brought into the mix. Droidekas roll throughout the hallways and unfold, revealing their powerful twin Repeating Blasters. Standard Battle Droids begin to form in front of all the entrances to the bridge, drawing out their rifles and keeping their powerful concussion grenades at the ready.

The first two platforms, lacking droid defenders, fall to the borg, and all crewmen are assimilated. The borg on the other platforms, unable to effectively combat the battle droids, fall back to their ships. The borg on the two captured platofrms turn them planetside in defense of the remaining klingon surface warriors(firing upon the hordes of Headcrab zombies and Covenant surface warriors), while hoping MCs Bro chooses to uncloak his fleet and engage the Star Wars Fleet sometime soon.

[Edited on 1/16/2005 6:09:59 PM]

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The remaining eight orbital guns, now free to fire, turn on the captured guns and open fire, destroying them within the first salvo. Droid Carrier Ships are sent planetside to help reinforce the Commando base.

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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
The remaining eight orbital guns, now free to fire, turn on the captured guns and open fire, destroying them within the first salvo. Droid Carrier Ships are sent planetside to help reinforce the Commando base.

{direct comm. from borg hive mind (me)}
The surface battle is going as poorly for you as it is for us. Don't take out Star Trek's remaining base planetside, or even more of the headcrab zombies will assault you on the surface. {/end comm}

*In the time it takes to turn the guns around, the majority of the Borg fleet is able to disengage and withdraw until such time as MC's klingons are able to decloak and enter the fray*

[Edited on 1/16/2005 6:18:38 PM]

  • 01.16.2005 6:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Just as things are looking bad for Ben's Borg and the captured High Charity, a combined fleet of Federation, Klingon and Romulan ships appear from warp. "The Klingons are done eating roasted meat and have brought reinforcements. Fleet: fire at will!"

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*Arcwolf departs temporarily from the war to engage the Covenant from the comfort of his couch*

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Just as things are looking bad for Ben's Borg and the captured High Charity, a combined fleet of Federation, Klingon and Romulan ships appear from warp. "The Klingons are done eating roasted meat and have brought reinforcements. Fleet: fire at will!"

*Borg fleet warps back into system, but as the first warp took all the power assimilated high charity could muster, it stayed in another system to finish repairs. The borg fleet takes up flanking positions around the Star Wars fleet, and begins boarding action. Before doing this however, they broadcast the usual message...*

[color=green]We are the borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add you biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your society will adapt to service... us. We are the borg. Resistance is futile. [/color]

  • 01.16.2005 6:28 PM PDT

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Tex Mex Matt comes out of nowhere with forrunner ships, they begin using humungus sentinel beams that cut the borg ships instantly, melt x-wings and other starwars ships, and project shields onto friendlys of the halo universe

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Posted by: tex mex matt
Tex Mex Matt comes out of nowhere with forrunner ships, they begin using humungus sentinel beams that cut the borg ships instantly, melt x-wings and other starwars ships, and project shields onto friendlys of the halo universe

*Quickly adapting to the beams, the borg only lose two ships to the forunner and begin boarding actions immediately.*

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more Star Trek air aid, the entire Star Fleet lead by the Enterprise captin by Picard, Cardassians, and even the Ferengi. The Q appears just to watch the myhem. [color=04324a]while cloak romulan's brids of pry get ready to set the trap and the race of Changeling infilltate all other armies[/color]

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Star Wars start to attacking one and other, Star Trek own the the skies, Quote my 1st post to see why

[Edited on 1/16/2005 6:36:23 PM]

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Posted by: amazedsatsuma
Star Wars start to attacking one and other, Star Trek own the the skies, Quote my 1st post to see why

Cease fire! Cease fire! Wait until I can withdraw my forces! Then you can attack!

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: amazedsatsuma
Star Wars start to attacking one and other, Star Trek own the the skies, Quote my 1st post to see why

Cease fire! Cease fire! Wait until I can withdraw my forces! Then you can attack!


Q move you fleet quicker then you can say his name

now Forerunners ships start attacking one and anonther

[Edited on 1/16/2005 6:40:23 PM]

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