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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

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Star Wars start to attacking one and other, Star Trek own the the skies, Quote my 1st post to see why

Cease fire! Cease fire! Wait until I can withdraw my forces! Then you can attack!


Q move you fleet quicker then you can say his name

Q is basically omnipotent, and therefore has no place in this game... if we could use Q, they could use Death Star and the Halos.
And any way... you have to pick one... are you the federation, romulans, or cardassians? You can't be all three!

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they all made a trauce and temporay joined the Federation, Q sit back and start watching again, he doesn't want to lose lose his powers, ... again

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<Gravemind
::The Flood all burrow under ground for the night and will be back around 2 or 3 AM.::

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Posted by: Kroenen
<Gravemind
::The Flood all burrow under ground for the night and will be back around 2 or 3 AM.::


my fleet Transport all of the MC Brother's army and heall the wounded, and take truns bomming the planet to dust, goodnite Andre 2

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He's not Andre 2 because...uh...his voice is cool? :(

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Posted by: Kroenen
He's not Andre 2 because...uh...his voice is cool? :(


fine Andre 2 younger sister, then :)

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Posted by: Texas Ben
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Just as things are looking bad for Ben's Borg and the captured High Charity, a combined fleet of Federation, Klingon and Romulan ships appear from warp. "The Klingons are done eating roasted meat and have brought reinforcements. Fleet: fire at will!"

*Borg fleet warps back into system, but as the first warp took all the power assimilated high charity could muster, it stayed in another system to finish repairs. The borg fleet takes up flanking positions around the Star Wars fleet, and begins boarding action. Before doing this however, they broadcast the usual message...*

[color=green]We are the borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add you biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your society will adapt to service... us. We are the borg. Resistance is futile. [/color]

*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

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We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

I walk in, laugh hysterically, and walk out.

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*Using the Force, Casey is able to pinpoint the location of the Borg Hive Queen. Making a quick same-system hyperspace jump, he takes his Super Star Destroyer to the Hive Cube, ramming it into the massive spaceship so that he won't have to fight as many Borg as he gets in. Using his Jedi skills, he survives wave after wave of Borg while many of his crewmen are assimilated. The stormtroopers, being immune, use their E-11 blaster rifles as clubs in a comical looking form of hand-to-hand combat.

Casey nears the hive queen, using his Stormtroopers as human sheilds. Then he kills her.*

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NUCLEAR FART!!!! Everyone within the blast radius is knocked unconcious... it seems victory is in reach for Team Halo...

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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: MCs Brother
Just as things are looking bad for Ben's Borg and the captured High Charity, a combined fleet of Federation, Klingon and Romulan ships appear from warp. "The Klingons are done eating roasted meat and have brought reinforcements. Fleet: fire at will!"

*Borg fleet warps back into system, but as the first warp took all the power assimilated high charity could muster, it stayed in another system to finish repairs. The borg fleet takes up flanking positions around the Star Wars fleet, and begins boarding action. Before doing this however, they broadcast the usual message...*

[color=green]We are the borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add you biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your society will adapt to service... us. We are the borg. Resistance is futile. [/color]

*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*


the borg was call back due to my request and your ship self-destrict, quote my 1st post to see why,... oh, BTW you die


[Edited on 1/16/2005 7:37:23 PM]

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Casey
*Using the Force, Casey is able to pinpoint the location of the Borg Hive Queen. Making a quick same-system hyperspace jump, he takes his Super Star Destroyer to the Hive Cube, ramming it into the massive spaceship so that he won't have to fight as many Borg as he gets in. Using his Jedi skills, he survives wave after wave of Borg while many of his crewmen are assimilated. The stormtroopers, being immune, use their E-11 blaster rifles as clubs in a comical looking form of hand-to-hand combat.

Casey nears the hive queen, using his Stormtroopers as human sheilds. Then he kills her.*

--Negated. The borg hive mind (played by me) is located on Assimilated high charity... In a completely different system. However, you destroyed on perfectly good borg ship. Curses on your stormtroopers and their armour!

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.

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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

[color=green]We are the borg. Even your cloaked posts will be assimilated[/color]

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Using the Force, Casey is able to pinpoint the location of the Borg Hive Queen. Making a quick same-system hyperspace jump, he takes his Super Star Destroyer to the Hive Cube, ramming it into the massive spaceship so that he won't have to fight as many Borg as he gets in. Using his Jedi skills, he survives wave after wave of Borg while many of his crewmen are assimilated. The stormtroopers, being immune, use their E-11 blaster rifles as clubs in a comical looking form of hand-to-hand combat.

Casey nears the hive queen, using his Stormtroopers as human sheilds. Then he kills her.*

--Negated. The borg hive mind (played by me) is located on Assimilated high charity... In a completely different system. However, you destroyed on perfectly good borg ship. Curses on your stormtroopers and their armour!


Even more curses go to your Hive Mind being in a different system! AND your British spelling of "Armor!"

If not for the enormous battle at hand, Casey would be hunting High Charity down. Unknown to him, however, the Borg on High Charity were in the process of being armed with plasteel cutting lasers so they could assimilate his Stormtroopers.

He needed the help of some Jedi...

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.


if you bother to quote my first post, you would see their were Changelings on you ship, as spies

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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.

*Even though the borg had lessened will to fight, they knew the battle was not going well... they still outnumbered the Star Wars forces, having 450 or so ships still in orbit, but now that their weakness to projectile weapons had been discovered, it was only a matter of time before Halo reinforcements showed up, with MAC guns and nukes. They regrouped and formed a defensive perimeter around the planet... The Star Wars forces were still weak planetside, and an alliance with the Half-Life headcrabs which controlled the planet seemed plausible*

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.

*Even though the borg had lessened will to fight, they knew the battle was not going well... they still outnumbered the Star Wars forces, having 450 or so ships still in orbit, but now that their weakness to projectile weapons had been discovered, it was only a matter of time before Halo reinforcements showed up, with MAC guns and nukes. They regrouped and formed a defensive perimeter around the planet... The Star Wars forces were still weak planetside, and an alliance with the Half-Life headcrabs which controlled the planet seemed plausible*


don't worry the federation, well back you up

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Posted by: Casey
Even more curses go to your Hive Mind being in a different system! AND your British spelling of "Armor!"

If not for the enormous battle at hand, Casey would be hunting High Charity down. Unknown to him, however, the Borg on High Charity were in the process of being armed with plasteel cutting lasers so they could assimilate his Stormtroopers.

He needed the help of some Jedi...


Actually, the borg on high charity are kind of busy stabilizing the reactor cores to avoid a massive power failure... those orbital cannons did considerable damge.
BUT the borg on my ships orbiting the planet are using the temporary lull in the fighting to analyze the new knowledge they gained from the Star Wars units they assimilated. Expect some new technology soon.

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Posted by: amazedsatsuma
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Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.


if you bother to quote my first post, you would see their were Changelings on you ship, as spies

Unfortunately, you have forgotten two things. First, I have a time travelling X-wing. Second, I have the Force. So, I went back in time with my X-wing, killed the Changlings by detecting their presences through the Force, and then went back to the battle at hand that was slightly in the future.

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Posted by: Texas Ben
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Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.

*Even though the borg had lessened will to fight, they knew the battle was not going well... they still outnumbered the Star Wars forces, having 450 or so ships still in orbit, but now that their weakness to projectile weapons had been discovered, it was only a matter of time before Halo reinforcements showed up, with MAC guns and nukes. They regrouped and formed a defensive perimeter around the planet... The Star Wars forces were still weak planetside, and an alliance with the Half-Life headcrabs which controlled the planet seemed plausible*

Releived at the promise of UNSC reinforcements, Casey makes a promise to aid his Star Wars troops as soon as backup arrives and he has a little more leeway with his units.

Casey is also getting ready to train a new batch of Jedi to fight against the Borg.

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Posted by: Casey
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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.


if you bother to quote my first post, you would see their were Changelings on you ship, as spies

Unfortunately, you have forgotten two things. First, I have a time travelling X-wing. Second, I have the Force. So, I went back in time with my X-wing, killed the Changlings by detecting their presences through the Force, and then went back to the battle at hand that was slightly in the future.


time travel, never happen Star Wars, anyways Time Travel is more of a Star Trek thing, and Changlings can copy a lifeform down to there cell, it would be hard to detect them by the force, because they become what they change to

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Posted by: amazedsatsuma
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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Casey
*Casey begins using his newly-acquired Battle Meditation ability, completely disrupting Borg movement and foiling their tactics.*

*Borg have an innate resistance to the force, as they are anything but weak-minded, so this only has part of its desired effect*

"Dammit!" Casey exclaimed, pounding his fist on his command console.

Then Casey remembered...Battle Meditation is no Jedi Mind Trick. Battle Meditation affects the will to fight, regardless of mental power. It still worked, but because the Borg were one mind, its effectiveness was limited.

"Bah," he said. "Too bad I can't use my Death Star."

And then amazedatsuma died.


if you bother to quote my first post, you would see their were Changelings on you ship, as spies

Unfortunately, you have forgotten two things. First, I have a time travelling X-wing. Second, I have the Force. So, I went back in time with my X-wing, killed the Changlings by detecting their presences through the Force, and then went back to the battle at hand that was slightly in the future.


time travel, never happen Star Wars, anyways Time Travel is more of a Star Trek thing, and Changlings can copy a lifeform down to there cell, it would be hard to detect them by the force, they become what they change to


Gotta tell ya--anything is possible with the Force. I just happen to be powerful enough to manipulate time.

And even though they copy the cellular structure, they have to change back. Changlings not only can't stay clones forever, but they'd retain the same Force aura. Unfortunately for you, all my troops are very, very evil, so a less-evil changling would show up easily.

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Posted by: Casey
Releived at the promise of UNSC reinforcements, Casey makes a promise to aid his Star Wars troops as soon as backup arrives and he has a little more leeway with his units.

Casey is also getting ready to train a new batch of Jedi to fight against the Borg.


Alarmed at the prospect of more jedi (which had caused so much damage before), I quickly set about researching new ways to combat them. By analyzing the data from assimilated imperials, I discover a lightsaber-resistant material. Unfortunately, this material is exceedingly rare and only exists in small harvestable quantities on the planet. the planet controlled by half-life. With that dead end, I set about researching ways to foil stormtrooper armour. I come up with improved probe drills that will puncture their armour, but it will take time to implement.

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