- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Halifax
I have never heard of George Carlin. Give me a quote.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
"I found him. I have Jesus in the trunk."
I think, therefore I am. I think.
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Think about it...religion has actually CONVINCED people...that there's an invisible man! LIVING IN THE SKY! And this invisible man has a list of ten things he does NOT want you to do! And if you do ANY of these ten things, He has a special place where He will send you, full of fire, and burning, and anguish, where you will suffer, and burn, and scream, and cry forever and ever until the end of time.........but He loves you!
[Edited on 1/16/2005 5:08:36 PM]