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Subject: Bungie's World Domination strategy
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Here's the theory:
Every game made by Bungie, at some point, sends out subconscious flashes. These flashes also erase our memories for 2-3 seconds so we have no recollection of actually getting flashed (no pun intended). An accumulation of flashes in our subcounsciousness work like binary to program every gamer in the world into a brain-washed Bungie soldier. Then bungie gives the command and the move for world domination begins....

Pretty intense huh? Just out of curiousity, which country do you think would fall first??

  • 01.16.2005 11:23 PM PDT
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America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.

  • 01.16.2005 11:32 PM PDT
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lol! nice.

  • 01.16.2005 11:38 PM PDT
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Actually the 7 step plan for world domination is as follows:

1) Start independent gaming software company.
2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
3) Announce killer gaming title.
4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
5) Recover Ling-Ling's head.
6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.

  • 01.17.2005 5:01 AM PDT
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canada or france would give in pretty quickly

  • 01.17.2005 6:43 AM PDT
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bungie does not want to take oveer the world they cant even if they wanted to. i like your theory though

  • 01.17.2005 7:09 AM PDT
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Canadians already have given in. We'll do whatever Bungie wants.

  • 01.17.2005 7:10 AM PDT
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my freind went to whistler nothing strange happend their

[Edited on 1/17/2005 7:13:46 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 7:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Nice

  • 01.17.2005 7:42 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Sad, but true. <leaves to go get KFC>

  • 01.17.2005 7:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Sad, but true. <leaves to go get KFC>


*MC's Brother walks in store*

Me: Dude, what took you so long? I ordered a bucket of chicken as big as my head!

*Buffalo Wing puts bucket over head*

Look at me! I'm Davester! LOLzerz j00 -blam!- n---! OMGWTF Halo2 is TeH SUxxOrs!!!1!1shift+one!

Oh, I am soooo stoned.

P.S. I don't do drugs.

[Edited on 1/17/2005 8:02:17 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 8:01 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Sad, but true. <leaves to go get KFC>


*MC's Brother walks in store*

Me: Dude, what took you so long? I ordered a bucket of chicken as big as my head!

*Buffalo Wing puts bucket over head*

Look at me! I'm Davester! LOLzerz j00 -blam!- n---! OMGWTF Halo2 is TeH SUxxOrs!!!1!1shift+one!

Oh, I am soooo stoned.

P.S. I don't do drugs.


Sorry, the Pinto ran out of gas. I had to get some stupid jocks to push it. Haha. Jocks. They will fall under the might of my lvl 57 battle hammer. Mua hahahahahaha<cough> <pulls out inhaler>

  • 01.17.2005 8:07 AM PDT
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Oh yeah? Well I've got a level 61 lightning strike! Beat that!

  • 01.17.2005 8:11 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Eyee...........shut up! <takes huge bit out of chicken leg>

  • 01.17.2005 8:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Eyee...........shut up! <takes huge bit out of chicken leg>


No! You have the legendary chicken leg! I must have it!



IT'S TIME TO DUEL

  • 01.17.2005 8:19 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Eyee...........shut up! <takes huge bit out of chicken leg>


No! You have the legendary chicken leg! I must have it!



IT'S TIME TO DUEL


Look! A baybeh! Geet in meh belley! Oh, look at meh sexy tittays! You know i'm far superior! I'm Fat Bastard! And i'm here to kick yer ass!

<wire crew struggles with his weight as he flies toward buffalo>

[Edited on 1/17/2005 8:22:53 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Eyee...........shut up! <takes huge bit out of chicken leg>


No! You have the legendary chicken leg! I must have it!



IT'S TIME TO DUEL


Look! A baybeh! Geet in meh belley! Oh, look at meh sexy tittays! You know i'm far superior! I'm Fat Bastard! And i'm here to kick yer ass!

<wire crew struggles with his weight as he flies toward buffalo>


Yeah? EAT LIGHTNING, BIATCH!

*Lightning bolt accedentily hits wire crew guy*

  • 01.17.2005 8:26 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Eyee...........shut up! <takes huge bit out of chicken leg>


No! You have the legendary chicken leg! I must have it!



IT'S TIME TO DUEL


Look! A baybeh! Geet in meh belley! Oh, look at meh sexy tittays! You know i'm far superior! I'm Fat Bastard! And i'm here to kick yer ass!

<wire crew struggles with his weight as he flies toward buffalo>


Yeah? EAT LIGHTNING, BIATCH!

*Lightning bolt accedentily hits wire crew guy*

<wire crew loses control of wires>
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Holy Sheet!
<lands on top of buffalo. buffalo is lost in the fat>

  • 01.17.2005 8:28 AM PDT
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Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.

  • 01.17.2005 8:28 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kendoboy
Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.


WTF is RP?

  • 01.17.2005 8:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Kendoboy
Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.


WTF is RP?


Let me put this in terms you can understand.

RPG minus the G

  • 01.17.2005 8:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: focused7
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.


WTF is RP?


Let me put this in terms you can understand.

RPG minus the G


So, we skipped spam and went to role playing?

WTF?

  • 01.17.2005 8:32 AM PDT
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Yay for RPG fans. I always liked you focused7. Oh and the take over of the thread is complete you have scard of the maker I belive.

  • 01.17.2005 8:32 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: focused7
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Kendoboy
Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.


WTF is RP?


Let me put this in terms you can understand.

RPG minus the G


Well, I guess buffalo is the only one that appreciates my Fat Bastard-ness.

I left a present for ya in that one. When did i eat corn?

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: focused7
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Kendoboy
Wow you guys just skiped spam and went right to RP. Congrats never seen that done before.


WTF is RP?


Let me put this in terms you can understand.


RPG minus the G


Well, I guess buffalo is the only one that appreciates my Fat Bastard-ness.

I left a present for ya in that one. When did i eat corn?


Wait, I still don't get it.

RPG -- G = A. Role Playing or B. Rocket propelled

[Edited on 1/17/2005 8:36:17 AM]

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