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Heh this has achvied amusing outcomes.

  • 01.17.2005 8:37 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Meh, w/e. When world domination begins, Fat Bastard will be there.
<tries to walk out door, gets stuck>

  • 01.17.2005 8:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Either that, or the force of their internet ego would doom us all as they stood up out of their internet chair.

  • 01.17.2005 2:54 PM PDT
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You are an idiot.

  • 01.17.2005 2:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


My goodness.

  • 01.17.2005 3:37 PM PDT
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You have all been lied too. Halo is not a game. its a draft Schmeatic for the construction of the real halo that will bring the united Nations to Its Knees. Then Bungie will Reighn a glorious leadership over us insubordanetes. The count down is coming. chose your sides and make your descicion accordingly.

  • 01.17.2005 4:30 PM PDT
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Okay no more coffe for me

  • 01.17.2005 4:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: death incarneate
You have all been lied too. Halo is not a game. its a draft Schmeatic for the construction of the real halo that will bring the united Nations to Its Knees. Then Bungie will Reighn a glorious leadership over us insubordanetes. The count down is coming. chose your sides and make your descicion accordingly.


Yes, all hail to the pasty white boys with wrinkled shirts, goofy hiking boots, unibrows, bellies, muscles (lack there of), internet muscles, bananas, crack pipes

order of appearance would be something like

frankie
parsons
everyone
better just say bent
jb/everyone else
shishka
gorila boy
crack head

someone on the inside might have an easier job compiling the list..

  • 01.17.2005 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: focused7
Actually the 7 step plan for world domination is as follows:

1) Start independent gaming software company.
2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
3) Announce killer gaming title.
4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
5) Recover Ling-Ling's head.
6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.


Omg you ppl have it all wrong, this is how to conquer the world:

1. buy a pizza (everything should start with pizzas)
2. get a hair cut (a mohawk if you can get one, its important in step 8)
3. use your pizza to fulfill you hungriness
4. now that you have a haircut and your not hungry you can go to step 5
5. play halo (you know you want to)
6. since everyone knows halo gives you super powers of persuasion…
7. persuade bill gates to give you micosoft
8. hook up an antenna to your hair (because it’s a good conductor of radio waves)
9. contact the ninja mafia and buy them cause that’s what micosoft dose best
10. use the super-ninja-mafia you got in step 9 to conquer the world

…and your done! Look how simple it is, and you didn’t even need to use bungie-like subconscious flashes of brainwashing/mind control. And I think they will do this if the subconscious flashes fail, btw. And the great thing about all this is: its completely realistic.

  • 01.17.2005 6:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: EvilPenguins
Posted by: focused7
Actually the 7 step plan for world domination is as follows:

1) Start independent gaming software company.
2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
3) Announce killer gaming title.
4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
5) Recover Ling-Ling's head.
6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.


Omg you ppl have it all wrong, this is how to conquer the world:

1. buy a pizza (everything should start with pizzas)
2. get a hair cut (a mohawk if you can get one, its important in step 8)
3. use your pizza to fulfill you hungriness
4. now that you have a haircut and your not hungry you can go to step 5
5. play halo (you know you want to)
6. since everyone knows halo gives you super powers of persuasion…
7. persuade bill gates to give you micosoft
8. hook up an antenna to your hair (because it’s a good conductor of radio waves)
9. contact the ninja mafia and buy them cause that’s what micosoft dose best
10. use the super-ninja-mafia you got in step 9 to conquer the world

…and your done! Look how simple it is, and you didn’t even need to use bungie-like subconscious flashes of brainwashing/mind control. And I think they will do this if the subconscious flashes fail, btw. And the great thing about all this is: its completely realistic.



your all fools
bungie dont need a list
dude they already got control
of the world on a subconscious level
and they will be, or have allready began their domination
of the earth as we know it. damn i luv the flood.

  • 01.17.2005 7:22 PM PDT

gamer tag: CrazyChinchilla

Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Sad, but true. <leaves to go get KFC>


*MC's Brother walks in store*

Me: Dude, what took you so long? I ordered a bucket of chicken as big as my head!

*Buffalo Wing puts bucket over head*

Look at me! I'm Davester! LOLzerz j00 -blam!- n---! OMGWTF Halo2 is TeH SUxxOrs!!!1!1shift+one!

Oh, I am soooo stoned.

P.S. I don't do drugs.


Sorry, the Pinto ran out of gas. I had to get some stupid jocks to push it. Haha. Jocks. They will fall under the might of my lvl 57 battle hammer. Mua hahahahahaha<cough> <pulls out inhaler>


-blam!- im screwed, does starting on the football team and track make me a jock? actually i hope so i would rather be a jock than a nerd

  • 01.17.2005 7:26 PM PDT
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Bungie already has a plan

Start independent gaming software company.
Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
Announce killer gaming title.
Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
Recover Ling-Ling's head.
Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.

Artists rendition of a giant slingshot
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=1745005

  • 01.17.2005 7:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: tex mex matt
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
America would fall first - into the ocean.

The force of all the fat kids in the "gamer army" getting up at once would push America to the ocean floor.


Sad, but true. <leaves to go get KFC>


*MC's Brother walks in store*

Me: Dude, what took you so long? I ordered a bucket of chicken as big as my head!

*Buffalo Wing puts bucket over head*

Look at me! I'm Davester! LOLzerz j00 -blam!- n---! OMGWTF Halo2 is TeH SUxxOrs!!!1!1shift+one!

Oh, I am soooo stoned.

P.S. I don't do drugs.


Sorry, the Pinto ran out of gas. I had to get some stupid jocks to push it. Haha. Jocks. They will fall under the might of my lvl 57 battle hammer. Mua hahahahahaha<cough> <pulls out inhaler>


-blam!- im screwed, does starting on the football team and track make me a jock? actually i hope so i would rather be a jock than a nerd


Dude, we aren't nerds.

The following is a nerd:

OMFG i /-\ /\/\ L337 |--|/-\XX0R LOLZ3RZ!!!!!1111

  • 01.17.2005 8:31 PM PDT
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holy crap! did this post ever grow! I had totally abdondened it to the depths of the forums... Sorta goes back and forth between topics tho, but heh, its all gud!

Yah regardless of strategy, u just know that bungie is gonna take over the world! Like Team America put it:

"Its inevitabow!"...."say what?"....."Its inevita-nevita-nevitabow!!!"...."One more time?"....."God damit! Its Inevitabow!!!"

  • 01.17.2005 9:27 PM PDT

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