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Subject: what have grunts said that cracks you up???
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OK tell the situation, if it matters when a grunt died or killed you that made the saying funny

or name some of any unit's script that is just funny on its own.



mine, grunt blew me up on co-op maw, and said- oooh can i have his helmet? i cracked up, and my bro. did too, but then a grunt blew him up

  • 06.14.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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Everything. They're always funny just because of their high-pitched voices.

  • 06.14.2004 9:12 PM PDT
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I like when they are trying to fix/reload their needlers the best.

  • 06.14.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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oh, from now on any phrase sent twice will get THE NOTICE.

  • 06.14.2004 9:15 PM PDT

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In two player when you see a grunt trying to creep up on you, and then your teammate nails them pointblank with a shotgun. Your message thing isn't working. Go to the Classifieds and find my first topic.

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  • 06.14.2004 9:15 PM PDT
Subject: what have grunts said that you up???
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when you throw a on them and they say "not again!" does that mean they've been blown up before?

  • 06.14.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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i dunno ive done this a couple times and it confuses me, but makes me crack up:)

  • 06.14.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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I like when they avoid being hit with a plasma grenade by jumping off a cliff, plasma grenades must pe very painful.

  • 06.14.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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na instant but a plasma weapon danm getting burn shot to or worse a needler body exploding in like twenty different places

  • 06.14.2004 9:30 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

when i die from a Grunt in Legendary(im so ashamed) and he asks,"can i have his helmet??"you hear all the good stuff at higher difficulties

  • 06.14.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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??? i didnt understand that no offence

  • 06.14.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Yeah, it's funny when they call you 'tinman'

  • 06.14.2004 9:40 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

i meant,when i get killed by a Grunt,he says "can i have his helmet" as in the Master Chief's helmet. and then i said you hear all the funny things when you play on Legendary

  • 06.14.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Seargent Johnson's speach in the first cutscene video in POA (on Legendary) is hillarious!

  • 06.14.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
,"can i have his helmet??"


[color=red]THE NOTICE[/color]

[Edited on 6/14/2004 9:43:41 PM]

  • 06.14.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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:O

  • 06.14.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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if you stat to shoot sgt. johnson it funny when he says " nice jackass"

  • 06.14.2004 9:45 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Mosseymou
Posted by: Nedus
,"can i have his helmet??"


[color=red]THE NOTICE[/color]



OOHH im scared. jackass

  • 06.14.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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it is his string he can do that

  • 06.14.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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ok dont be offended its just the notice

grunt: ahhhh a cyborg!?!?!?

i killed him and he kept on speaking, it kinda freajked me out

  • 06.14.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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have you ever seen the constanly exploding flood? i threw a plasma a flood warior once and i guess it glitched or sumtin cuase it wouldnt stop exploding or die it came over to me and killed me before it even swung srry a little off topic

[Edited on 6/14/2004 10:08:45 PM]

  • 06.14.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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My favorite always has been "Little people first!"

  • 06.14.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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i like "were all gonna die" love the high pitched voice

  • 06.14.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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Have you ever noticed how on AOTCR that when you walk into the rooms filled with sleeping Grunts, before they even wake up, one of them will scream,"oh, not again!" ?

  • 06.14.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: Mosseymou
Posted by: Nedus
,"can i have his helmet??"


[color=red]THE NOTICE[/color]



OOHH im scared. jackass
Play nice, jackass.

Sometimes, a covie will wander into another's line of fire. I think it's especially funny when a grunt taunts as if it were shooting the 'Chief while shooting an elite who's doing its weird attack shout.

  • 06.14.2004 11:25 PM PDT

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