- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
1)work out-you wont get much exercise once halo 2 comes out but you will have thumbs of steel
2)play this game (best game on the internet) [url]http://www.xgenstudios.com/castle/index.htm[castle/url]
3)make a friend (in person not on the comp)
4)work on improveing your low self esteem you stupid loser
5)dont try and build a time machine (it is harder and more expensive than it sounds)
6)watch ecery trilagy ever made back to back (LOTR, back to the future, terminater, star wars(original), die hard...) ect
7)zone out (time goes faster when you have no thoughts)
8)stock up on food and soda (trust me you wont leave the house after november 9th)
9)get a tan (see above statement)
10)go outside and play slayer (prove you a worthy of halo 2)
11)arcades are fun
12)ebay
13)assinate the president (er.. i mean...buy...a...puppy)
14)start a fight club (see the movie it is good)
15)learn moris code (you never know)
16)learn a diff language with your halo 2 teamates
17)think about death
18)contemplate weather or not God could make a bolder so big he couldn't lift it (really think about it)
19)comedians are a good way of passing time
20)find the exact number of pie (22/7)
21)red vs blue dvd
22)catch that stupid road runner(he is just too fast)
23)get a job (it could pay for halo 2)
24)learn to drive(if you havent already)
25)memorise the entire family guy seasons
26)make a list like this
27)cryogenicly freeze yourself
28)have a life changeing event
29)become a human lie detector
30)think of a five leter word that ends in z
31)hunt for a snipe
32)http://www.housetepes.net/sounds/iroc.mp3 (it is funny)
33)catch a fish
34)get a super nintendo
35)concer every game you ever did before
36)go to Addictinggames.com (just go stop reading this right now and go)
37)stop a bad habit(picking your nose, biteing you fingernails...)
38)build a ship in a bottle
39)create fire
40)play wack a mole 12 hours a day
41)read a long list
42)stay up 48 hours strait
43)take candy from a baby
44)kill the infidels
45)dont let the police kill you when you get cought
46)escape from prison
47)(repeate steps 44 to 46)
48)http://www.ryano.net/iraq/index.php (make a caption)
49)descover a portal into hell in your grama's house
50)write an autobiography
51)sell your soal on ebay (yes you can do that)
52)turn your room upside down
53)blow something up (trust me it helps)
54)find true love
55)kill your evil half
56)build a robot
57)build a srink ray
58)save the earth
59)eat healthy exercise regularly die anyway
60)swallow a quarter
61)follow a random person for a day in the mall
62)go walmart fishing
63)teach an old dog a new trick
64)make a cardboard box fort
64)(or 65 for those keeping count)get xbox live
66)watch every disney movie ever made
67)seek medical counseling
68)teach a penguin how to talk
69)break your arm skateboarding
70)try and say the word cracker with a lisp
71)crap your pants in public
72)smell the sent of napalm in the morning then say it smells good without lieing
73)push a hoop with a stick down a dirt road
74)eat a bug
75)see if you can get arrested for loitering
76)see how long you can starve yourself for
77)call somebody a fissle
78)leave the toilet seat up
79)say narly in a casual conversation
80)make a telamarketer feel like a failure and a discrase to mankind
81)fake your own death
82)send out birthday invitations to random households to meet at your neighbers house
83)teach a diff persons parrot to cuss
84)become a ninja turtle
85)subscribe to every known newsletter on a fiends email address
86)paint a selfportrait
87)solve world hunger(tell nobody)
88)win a world record for most time wasted in a single day
89)Determin what came first the chicken or the egg
90)do a fake public stabing
91)smile for once in your misrble life
92)come out with a hit single called chicken farm
93)compleatly shave your entire body
94)wax a monkey so it is bald
95)steal a toupe off of somebodys head
96)discover a lost race
97)find out that you are in fact the anticrist
98)get in touch with your femanine side
99)quote the entire dictionary
100)die a slow and painful death
this is the list to end all lists if you have any questions or comments please dont tell anybody them and have a nice wait till november 9th