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Subject: How to defend against bullies: the guide
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1. Use yu-gi-oh cards
2. use pokemon cards
3. run
4. scream
5. cry
6. pee yourself
7. pray
8. play dead
9. beg
10. accept fate

  • 01.17.2005 6:56 AM PDT
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Or take the fate then tell on an adult would be the responsible thing to do. OOO burn!

  • 01.17.2005 6:59 AM PDT
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Yeah but where's the fun in that?

  • 01.17.2005 7:00 AM PDT
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Its not fun getting the crap beaten out of you.

  • 01.17.2005 7:03 AM PDT
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Really? Then I guess I can't read.

  • 01.17.2005 7:18 AM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Taser. You can make a taser out of a disposable camera flash... If you overvolt/overamp whatever the hell I mean, it does inflict considerable pain... my friend overcharged one and smacked me with it... pain... loads of pain...

  • 01.17.2005 7:27 AM PDT
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start lifting weights and or working out, then kick him in the nuts alot etc.

[Edited on 1/17/2005 7:31:14 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 7:31 AM PDT
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11. kick the bully in the groan
12. hire the mafia
13. sue
14. fine
15. buy a gun
16. hire the fbi

  • 01.17.2005 8:35 AM PDT
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Make platemail and spray paint it green. Even bullies know not to mess with teh master chief.

(NOTE: Degree of Accuracy in above statement is inaccurate and following such actions may lead to a bullies fist finding your groin VERY accurately)

[Edited on 1/17/2005 9:32:43 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 9:29 AM PDT
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*starts clapping slowly*

  • 01.17.2005 9:31 AM PDT
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hahaha. Umm do what i did. Take the punishment as long as you can. Then blow up in his face. I made the ass go to the ER.

Oh umm start lifting weights before you do that.

[Edited on 1/17/2005 9:38:54 AM]

  • 01.17.2005 9:35 AM PDT
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Right before he beats the crap out of you scream at the top of your lungs.

"IM A HEMOPHILIAC" and then continue to foam at the mouth and piss all over him.


Works everytime.

  • 01.17.2005 4:36 PM PDT

Dude, it would be so cool if we had these pregnant sentinels that were, like, all flaming and shot out baby flaming sentinels that would be all "YARRRGH!" then they'd be like, "WHAAAAR" when they shoot.

That'd be sweet.

take him out by any means necessary,

grab something strike him with it!!!

  • 01.17.2005 5:06 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

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Right before he beats the crap out of you scream at the top of your lungs.

"IM A HEMOPHILIAC" and then continue to foam at the mouth and piss all over him.


Works everytime.

lol well I certianly like this one so far. It made me laugh and I choked on the food I was eating.

But depending on what the bully did I would probably chase him down and try to beat the hell out of him, as I have almost done but a teacher saw me chasing after the kid and yea..

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  • 01.17.2005 5:13 PM PDT
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i just checked this topic... this is the FUNNIEST thing EVER!!! instant sig!

  • 01.17.2005 6:27 PM PDT
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Wouldn't numbers 1-9 just eventually lead to number 10 (Some with more brutal outcomes than others)?

  • 01.17.2005 6:34 PM PDT
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but its FUNNY! so who cares about your broken bones!

  • 01.17.2005 6:35 PM PDT
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but its FUNNY! so who cares about your broken bones!

I'm sorry, I just don't see you wiping away your tears of joy with a shattered pelvis.

  • 01.17.2005 6:47 PM PDT
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Do what I did, (semi-long story ahead)

At my former, wonderful little school known as CENSORED High, there is a very strict rule against fighting, if you fight you WILL be sent to jail and a criminal report WILL be written. Meaning if you get the living crap beaten out of you you still get fingerprinted, which in my opinion is very stupid.

So the local bully noticed me walking around the commons area like a new student, which I was, and decided he'd come over and push me around seeing as I was fresh meat. Knowing a thing or two about HighSchool Diplomacy I didn't go to a teacher, thereby labeling me as weak, or try to fight him getting me fingerprinted and later getting jumped by him and his homies. Instead I took his punishment for that first few weeks until I found out where he lived.

Turns out he lived only a few blocks from me and even rode my bus. So one Saturday I walked to his house, he was hanging out with his friends, and beat them senseless,
and by senseless I don't mean some loose teeth and a few black eyes, I mean every one of them had either an arm or a leg broken. I absolutely went crazy, I Kung Fu'd there ass, well not exactly Kung Fu, I used Ju-Jitsu. Anyways monday at school the word quickly got around that I was the one who kicked the bully and his friend's collective asses. After that I quickly got the "street rep" as a guy not to be -blam!- ed with. To increase that image whenever the phrase "Man, you musta been pissed!" came up I always said "Nah, I was only a little annoyed." to give me a slight hint of crazy-ness.

The moral of this story is to learn a practical martial art, not Olympic Tae Kwon Do with it's useless flips and pretty kicks, but a real self-defence art like Ju-Jitsu, Akido, or Krav Maga, the Israeli military's combat fighting style(personal recommendation on that last one).
and beat the -blam!- out of the bully on his home turf.

  • 01.17.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Or you could just fight him, and if he wins, at least you tried.

Maybe if you punch him hard enough in the face with your first blow, he'll run away like a sissy like all bullies do.

  • 01.17.2005 8:18 PM PDT
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Just becouse I'm a gamer doesn't mean I'm not a good fighter ; )
besides my Dad insisted I learn a Ju-Jitsu becouse it's closest to the U.S. Army's defence style and he didn't want a weakling son.

  • 01.18.2005 3:06 AM PDT
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I can second dances story. Except I used Aikido. That is my favourite martial art to use. Since if you are skilled you use little energy. Making you seem even more of a 'tough guy' And I'm only an orange belt...

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