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yu-gi-oh cards are chick magnets....

....i hope

  • 01.18.2005 5:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: ðcherryð
yu-gi-oh cards are chick magnets....

....i hope

Uhh...what kind of chicks are you trying to attract?

  • 01.18.2005 5:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: ðcherryð
yu-gi-oh cards are chick magnets....

....i hope

Uhh...what kind of chicks are you trying to attract?


i dont actually play with those....
but the nerdy fat kid in my class used to, until he moved up the social ladder to duel masters cards.... now plays with the kids only ONE year behind him!

well.. i guess they are chick magnets, its the chicks are the same pole...(poll?)

  • 01.18.2005 5:55 PM PDT

Holy -blam!-, it's Heck Hole!

  • 01.18.2005 6:14 PM PDT
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Throw sand in their eyes, boot them in the nuts and retard club them till their down.

[Edited on 1/18/2005 6:27:41 PM]

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Posted by: DancesWithHogs
I just said that becouse Olympic Tae Kwon Do teaches nothing about an actual fight, and the other styles focus much less on how cool you look. Tell me, did you take the Olympic version or the practical self-defence version.


I practice the Moo Goong Hwa style of Tae Kwon Do. We learn some very powerful self defense techniques, and most every kick and punch we learn can effectively be applied to free fighting. If I ever did have to harm someone, I can confidently say that it wouldn't take much effort on my part, despit my relatively low belt ranking. (Orange Belt)

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When i'm i'm confronted with bullies,i just drop an open can of prostate leeches and run.They've got em at radioshack you know,only 4.99$ for a 12-pack.

  • 01.18.2005 6:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: death incarneate
Right before he beats the crap out of you scream at the top of your lungs.

"IM A HEMOPHILIAC" and then continue to foam at the mouth and piss all over him.


Works everytime.


Well this is now my go to rule. Though I do know Martial Arts so I doubt it's needed.

Oh and to what DaedalusMJ12 said in reply to that other guy, yes the styles of Tae Kwon Do I know of use mainly kicks with out focusing much on the hands movements or blocks...at all. Though I practice Shorin-Ryu Karate-Do.


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