- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by:Lethal badger
Have both - and here is the solution.
You played from a workshop, right? Then construct a space-age 'digital entertainment housing device' out of anything that comes to hand (as you may know, empty yoghurt pots are a personal favourite of mine). Here's the twist: create it in the shape of an average sized female.
Now, simply slip your girlfriend inside said suit, with the xbox at approximately waist height, and the T.V. just a smidge above. Depending on her levels of strength and stamina, place other electronic gadgetry on her appendages. For aesthetics, please feel free to decorate with milk bottle tops, foliage, etc.
Enter team training with a guest, but leaving one of the controllers (with vibrate functionality enabled) in the handy 'Croutch-mounted controller stations'. Rather than participating in the game proper, simply hunt out your non-playing partner, and shoot him to death. Over and over again. As your helpless partner is felled by passers by, stray bullets, and of course you, the resultant vibrations from the croutch-mounted controller will entertain your lady friend.
I believe this to be a happy compromise that benefits all parties. Interaction, stimulation and praticality. All whilst playing Halo.
Once again I find your help Inspirational, actually i did try the whole vibrating controller thing, and she liked it untill she realised I was paying her 0 attention and had given her the controller purely to get her out of the way so i can play xbox.
Maybe I will steal one of these guys' wifes instead.