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Subject: Satiricak Artical (please read)
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Poll: Dont vote till you read article. What do you think?  [closed]
Its okay :  29%
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Needs some work:  29%
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Great:  14%
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What the hell is a satirical article!:  29%
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Hey everyone i wrote this article for class so let me know what you think. Its not done yet though.
I did this in about an 40 minutes.

A Whole New Meaning of Luxury Car

Mercedes Benz has just released their all new luxury car the Futura. It brings a whole new meaning to luxury car and a whole new meaning to expensive. Its overall price with all the luxuries is $1,758,999.

This brand new innovation is like a spa, mobile home and rec room all in one. It has a massage feature installed in every seat and the way it massages your back will change depending on your own personal contours of your back.

It also comes with a built in home theatre system that will fold out from the roof and with the 20 speakers built into the car you’ll get the best possible sound in the world topping even an actual theatre. And with a satellite dish on top you’ll get all the best shows.

It also comes with a cheap and reusable energy source… water! That’s right just stick your garden hose in the tank and fill it up.

“It’s a whole new world with my Futura” one customer said continuing that without his Futura he wouldn’t be the man he is now without it. Another happy customer continued “I may be brook, homeless, and jobless, but I got one hell of a car.”

When we asked the Mercedes Benz spooks person what they were going to do next they responded that they were working on getting in to the Home computer business.

When asked what advancements they were going to make to PC’s they said “One word, Snow cone.

  • 01.17.2005 8:58 AM PDT
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Dude, is that thing real?!

  • 01.17.2005 9:03 AM PDT
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Mercades is overrated.

  • 01.17.2005 9:03 AM PDT
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Ha!

  • 01.17.2005 9:05 AM PDT
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no a satirical article is an article that is exagerated and uses todays events to make a funny article that brings peoples attention to modern events.

In this case it seems like everyday we see a new car with huge advancements and cars that are the 2007 version today and so forth.

  • 01.17.2005 9:06 AM PDT
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I think futura is no car from mercedes benz. I know a Lot of about cars as I get and study all car magazines other than being a halo freak. Futura is probably a car from ford. And car like that wouldn't cost 1 million dollars. Right now no mercedes benz is that much. Is on sale in the USA? Or europe? never really heard of it except from Ford. It can't be that luxury or that good.

  • 01.17.2005 9:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: HaloFREAK99635
I think futura is no car from mercedes benz. I know a Lot of about cars as I get and study all car magazines other than being a halo freak. Futura is probably a car from ford. And car like that wouldn't cost 1 million dollars. Right now no mercedes benz is that much. Is on sale in the USA? Or europe? never really heard of it except from Ford. It can't be that luxury or that good.


ROFL...Satirical HaloFREAK99635 ~ satire being the keyword here. lol

  • 01.17.2005 9:41 AM PDT
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I dunno much 'bout cars so I wasnt terribbly amused.

  • 01.17.2005 9:44 AM PDT