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Share your stupid jokes here.

  • 06.15.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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I know one!!!!!!................wait no I can't say that one.

  • 06.15.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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if you're walking through a forest, how do you tell a dogwood tree from all the others?

give up?

by it's bark.

sorry.

  • 06.15.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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Your mom's so fat, that when she yawned she accidently swallowed a black hole.

  • 06.15.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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Your mom's so fat, she weighs 300 pounds!

  • 06.15.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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jo mama so fat, when she jumped out of a plane she got stuck.

don't ask how see got in the plane.

can we say racisis. i'm not, but i have some good ones.

  • 06.15.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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hahahaha! Byrum, that was hilarious! I don't know why. hahahahaha!!!

  • 06.15.2004 12:32 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

yeh i got one. ill PM it to you

  • 06.15.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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what do u say when ur tv starts floating during the night????????? drop it -blam!-

  • 06.15.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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yo momma so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

  • 06.15.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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yo momma so fat she forgot what feet are.

  • 06.15.2004 12:39 PM PDT
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I have good jokes. hahahahhahahah. that was one of them.

  • 06.15.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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Yo momma's so fat that when she tried to sit down, she tore a hole in sub-space.

  • 06.15.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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...So I says, "rock 'em sock 'em!"

  • 06.15.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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You're so ugly that your fed with a slingshot.

  • 06.15.2004 2:05 PM PDT
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Your mom's so fat that when she finally got off the couch, they had to redraw the global map.

  • 06.15.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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jo daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window he got arested for mooning.

  • 06.15.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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your mommas so old she has an autographed copy of the bible


2 grunts walk into a bar the second one says "yea i didn't see it either"

  • 06.15.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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Top 26 Engineers' Terminologies
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED
- We are still pissing in the wind.
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- We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
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delivered.
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- The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
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- We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
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- The only person who understood the thing quit.
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- It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
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- Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
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- We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere
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- Come into my office, I'm lonely.
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- Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
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- Too damn heavy to lift!
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- One finally worked.
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- Achieved when the power switch is off.
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- Impossible to fix if broken. From: sapient#NoSpam.pearwood.demon.co.uk (Barny
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- I don't feel like doing it.
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- Abandon all hope of a useful answer.
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- That's the way we have always done it!
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- I'm too lazy to write it down.
25. THE DATA BITS ARE FLEXED THROUGH A COLLECTIMIZER WHICH STRIPS THE FLOW-
GATE ARRAYS INTO VIRTUAL MESSAGE ELEMENTS
- I don't know.


....wait, bad jokes? My bad.


[Edited on 6/15/2004 4:02:19 PM]

  • 06.15.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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ur so stupid becuase u stared at a botle of orange juice becuase it said concentrate.

  • 06.15.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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will anyone answer my question

  • 06.15.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: flamechu
will anyone answer my question


Yes, I will.- I wouldn't advise it. (almost anything else is fine)

Telling racist jokes would be against forum rules.

[Edited on 6/15/2004 7:18:47 PM]

  • 06.15.2004 7:17 PM PDT

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