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Subject: One sentence can get you halo 2
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what would you say to bungie in one sentence to convince them to give you the very first copy of halo 2?

  • 06.15.2004 11:53 AM PDT
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I will kill all of your families if you do not give me the first copy of Halo 2.

  • 06.15.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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I am God

lol (no seriously i am)

  • 06.15.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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I will hold your family hostage until you give the first halo 2 copy, and if you refuse I will kill them in a slow painful way.

  • 06.15.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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I have 50 dollars and am here first now that is is November 9.

  • 06.15.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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I am writing these theories becuase I wish that bungie would make master cheif alot stonger in halo 2 say for instance his health is 10 times stronger and his armor is 10 times stronger, becuase I really love Halo and MasterChief is a super human soilder and he should be stronger by alot not to menchin thatmaking look so weak is a bad reputation of Bungies devotion to giving the fans like me what they want so please bungie please make masterchief in halo 2 10 times stronger in his health and energy sheild and please dont make him only have a sheild make him have both health and armor meters to go by becuase with only a shield it makes him look like he only depends on his suit and not his body to protect him make him depend on both please and if you dont you will lose one of your biggest fans or maybe you just dont care about one little boy whos heart was broken by one of his biggest idols that he relys on to get through the day after coming home from school where I get cursed at, laughed at, teased at, pushed around every day andbeat up,and who lives in an turmented enviorment that I have to wake up to every day, not to menchin that a have no friends becuase they think I'm wierd and make fun of me every day so please do this for me bungie and all the other fans that is if you read this or just think its a stupid no life fan of yours but thats your choice so go ahead if you dare and lose your #1 fan. sincerely, christopher finnigan P.S. please do this for me

  • 06.15.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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i will say, plz plz plz plz, as many times as it takes b4 they get annoyed with me, and give in!!!!!!! SO beware Bungie, i am-a-coming 4 ya!!!!!!!

  • 06.15.2004 12:01 PM PDT

I have pictures of you in a comprimising position with a sheep.

  • 06.15.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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I'll tell your wife what you did at the bar yesterday if you don't give me that copy of Halo2 right now, and money will be sufficient too!

  • 06.15.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Dear Bungie:
plzzzz plzzzz plzzzz let me have the first copy....... im beggan ya *gets on knee and starts cry* my whole life depends on me getting the first copy of Halo2 plzzzz *continues crying*

  • 06.15.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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I found your "secret stash"

  • 06.15.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Oh, I think actions speak louder than words.

*Steps up next to the Bungie folks*

*Opens jacket to reveal vest of hi-explosives*

  • 06.15.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Do you know where i can get an ice cream? (bungie employe) just behind the corner there.

O thx.
(then i take is copy of halo 2 and i start running and i go take my ice cream.)

  • 06.15.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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*Take out M42B and point to the head of bungie employee holding the Halo2 copy* "give me the copy or he gets blowen away"

  • 06.15.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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'plz can i have it' in a (pathetic tremble!)

  • 06.15.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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I would do the following:

Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.
Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.
Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.
Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.
Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.
Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: No.

Weeks later....

Me: Is it November 9 yet?
Bungie: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!! IF WE GIVE YOU A COPY OF HALO 2 WILL YOU GO AWAY?!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes I will.

I leave screaming with school-girl-like happiness

  • 06.15.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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Please

  • 06.15.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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Hey Pal, where is Halo 2? *clerk points at the shelf*

  • 06.15.2004 12:48 PM PDT
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"I will give u head for a copy."

  • 06.15.2004 1:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Leetard34
"I will give u head for a copy."

oh gosh i hope you are a girl

  • 06.15.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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yep

  • 06.15.2004 1:07 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Say in a high pitched voice, "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

  • 06.15.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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Can I have Halo 2 when it's done and everybody else has it?

  • 06.15.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Plz sir i must have more halo sir

  • 06.15.2004 1:58 PM PDT

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