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When will Bungie be bringing out this much awaited armchair workout video which deals with stiff well definded thumbs, twisted wrists and shifts that flab from all those awkward places developed from playing those addictive Halo games?
Sgt. Johnson is ideal for this job; he's firm and gawddamnit fair. In his day he has been quoted as just using a stick and a stone, and as we all know that stone had to be shared...What a guy!! He'll have the whole of the X-box happy people fit and motivated in no time.
Cortana could bring out an aerobics video too with two fit Elites and Grunt's joining in to show that it doesn't matter if your short and fat and bright orange or if you don't have a chin.
What does everyone think??? Lets see Bungie working on this idea and giving the X-box community what they want...MC in a leotard!!

  • 01.18.2005 2:33 PM PDT
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Well i maybe grunt,small and have bad english but me have lots of ideas either to do with halo or for halo 3. for start, i think you should be any person in game on multiplayer, like be big stinky brute or me the best character in game or perhapes tasty jackel.
There should be harder mode than pathetic legendary for us superier aliens and maybe an very easy mode for all you puny humans or maybe the shadow as muliplayer vehicle with 1 driver, 4 passengers, a gunner and can carry vehicles for passenger use.
The demon and mighty arbitor should beable to carry 3 weapons, the duel wielding weapons, the rifles or carbine and puny rocket launcher or super fuel rod cannon. there should be an 2 to 4 player co-op so me can play with all my grunty friends over system link, x-box live or all on 1 x-box. The bridge from the metropolis level should be a playable map on multiplayer because it is so good and make great map just like demon's helmet make good backpack. It could have a base at each side complete wih little buildings and 4 vehicles on each side. there could be holes and bust cars and lorries around the bridge.
Thats all from high charity where grunts and prophet of truth live, maybe in distant future me tell more ideas and will tell you puny humans, maybe.

  • 01.18.2005 3:32 PM PDT
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Child:Oh,look mommy!It's a grunt!Can I keep him please!
Mom:No, i don't think so kids,he may be cute but that is the rudest grunt i've ever seen.
Child:But mom!
Mom:No! if your quiet i'll get you an Infection form though.

  • 01.18.2005 5:45 PM PDT
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leotard...its been a long time since I have seen or heard that word.

  • 01.18.2005 5:46 PM PDT