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Subject: Have you ever had anything weird happen to you physically?

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Like this one time, I was sitting and I felt this huge burp coming. I could feel it coming up my throat and then just as it was gonna blow, it came out my ass as this huge fart. No joke. It was weird, yet funny.

  • 01.18.2005 3:03 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

That's messed-up--no wait, you're messed up!
Anyway, I've got weird burps that I have to drag out otherwise they sit in my throat.

  • 01.18.2005 3:06 PM PDT
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I get this weird twitch in my muscles sometimes.

  • 01.18.2005 3:19 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
I get this weird twitch in my muscles sometimes.


You have Twitch in your muscles!? Holy -blam!-, they must be huge!

  • 01.18.2005 3:19 PM PDT
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Like puberty?

  • 01.18.2005 3:27 PM PDT
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Sometimes I just spontanously bleed. Like, no pain or anything, just a lot of blood.

  • 01.18.2005 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rabid Gnome
Sometimes I just spontanously bleed. Like, no pain or anything, just a lot of blood.


Yeah, I got shot once too. I assume all of your nerves are gone just as mine?

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Puberty. It happens. Seriously.

[Edited on 1/18/2005 3:33:53 PM]

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Have I ever had anything weird happen to me physically???

Well...this one time at band camp.........

  • 01.18.2005 5:34 PM PDT
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i noticed after getting outof the shower this morning, i have this frikin massive bruse on my arm, looks like it really hurt... but i have absolutely no idea how i got it
but it hurts when i poke it

  • 01.18.2005 5:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Well, when I was moving some of my brothers stuff out of the house, i had to carry this part of a desk. I leaned it on my wrist, and later I found this blueish-red-brown bruse thing on my wrist. It looked like I had poped a blood vessle, but my mom said it was just a skin bruse(when the outer layer of your skin gets peeled of, exposing the blood in your hands and stuff that's always there.) I didn't hurt either. About 3 or 4 days later it went away.

  • 01.18.2005 5:41 PM PDT
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Owww like that time I grew a third shoulder?

  • 01.18.2005 5:42 PM PDT
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Well...I'm not allowed to say.

  • 01.18.2005 5:47 PM PDT
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I once ate my own fingers.


With a Spork!

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Does that time I grew four nipples and became Quadnips, ruler of the universe, count?

  • 01.18.2005 5:50 PM PDT
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Have you ever had anything weird happen to you physically?

Hahahahaha! Hahaha!

This is like writing me a blank check.

  • 01.18.2005 5:55 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Have you ever had anything weird happen to you physically?

Hahahahaha! Hahaha!

This is like writing me a blank check.


Yeah, I was worried about that.

  • 01.18.2005 6:02 PM PDT
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my ripcage is a solid wall and has no gaps in it so i can take a bullet

  • 01.18.2005 6:06 PM PDT
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Once,i was eating some fried potatoes and they gave me psionic abillities.Which is why i am now known and feared as, *gets into special pose* LORD TATER!!!!

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Posted by: VacaRedonda
my ripcage is a solid wall and has no gaps in it so i can take a bullet


Yeah, bones stop bullets all the time.

  • 01.18.2005 6:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: LordTater2401
Once,i was eating some fried potatoes and they gave me psionic abillities.Which is why i am now known and feared as, *gets into special pose* LORD TATER!!!!


It doesn't beat my four nippled powers!

  • 01.18.2005 6:27 PM PDT
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I was walking barefoot through a field outside of my house, and stepped on something sharp. I looked at my foot and saw nothing, 3 months later the pain only got worse. I went to the doctor and got my foot x rayed, only to find that a sewing needle had found comfortable lodging in my foot.

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