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Subject: I am in love with my character on Mass Effect
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.

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  • 03.03.2008 1:52 PM PDT

I felt the same exact way. I'm not even kidding. Except my character was a man, not a woman.

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GTFO.. :P

  • 03.03.2008 1:54 PM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Wow. Wouldn't expect this from you . But whatever floats your boat.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet her.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.

You have convinced me that this is the best way to spend the 60 bucks I have on me right now.

  • 03.03.2008 1:54 PM PDT

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"Ordinary love is selfish, deeply rooted in desires and satisfactions. Divine love is without condition, without boundary, without change."
You are all loved beyond measure.
I, like you, am a light-sound-vibration complex that resonates with others. I have hopes and dreams and ambitions, just like you! I AM, and so are you! Yes, we are one and the same, you and I.

Oh ho -- take that, ideas of genetic engineering and eugenics in Bioshock. One-upped!

  • 03.03.2008 1:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
S3NATOR has brilliantly taken the next philosophical and theoretical step, and advanced mankind once more. For that, I'm forever grateful.

*lollernadoes*

Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders.


lol :p

Edit: Also I'm going to need to see some pics or it didnt happen.

[Edited on 03.03.2008 1:57 PM PST]

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: S3NATOR
Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders.


lol :p
Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...

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Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid.

He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.

For your sake, I hope either your girlfriend kicks your ass, or your console goes RRoD.

  • 03.03.2008 1:59 PM PDT

In the heart of Africa, at the dawn of time. They built it.
Posted by: x Foman123 x
S3NATOR has brilliantly taken the next philosophical and theoretical step, and advanced mankind once more. For that, I'm forever grateful.

*lollernadoes*

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: S3NATOR
Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders.


lol :p
Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...

I'm sure he could whip something up with his 1337 cabinetry skills!

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: teh 0celot
Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid.

He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.
*embarrassed silence*

It was a joke.....

Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.

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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
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Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders.


lol :p
Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...


Geppetto's still alive?! I haven't heard from him in like 6 months.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: teh 0celot
Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid.

He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.
*embarrassed silence*

It was a joke.....

Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.


Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoD.

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

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Geppetto's still alive?! I haven't heard from him in like 6 months.
Yep, plays some drunken Halo 3 on a pretty regular basis.

Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoDWell that's mean!

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  • 03.03.2008 2:06 PM PDT

Creepy. Very,very, creppy.

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I'm not saying anythinmg I have a serious geek crush on my mass effect character and Lara Croft

  • 03.03.2008 2:07 PM PDT

Posted by: count peter
An open window. I must eat the horizon?

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: teh 0celot
Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid.

He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.
*embarrassed silence*

It was a joke.....

Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.


Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoD.


That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.

  • 03.03.2008 2:07 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her.


At least I'm not the only one.

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Posted by: Operation DUMBO
That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.


I'm just waiting to find a used copy for under $40, that is the only reason I don't have it yet.

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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Do you fap to her?
Huh? HUH?

  • 03.03.2008 2:10 PM PDT

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Dude,awesome.Who doesn't fall in love with Fictional Characters?
I know I do. (Solid Snake,Liquid Snake,ParticleSnakexD)

  • 03.03.2008 2:12 PM PDT

Posted by: count peter
An open window. I must eat the horizon?

Posted by: DarthBender88
Posted by: Operation DUMBO
That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.


I'm just waiting to find a used copy for under $40, that is the only reason I don't have it yet.


Don't let Ocie hear you say that. She hates that game for some reason.

  • 03.03.2008 2:14 PM PDT