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And yes. I understand how pathetic that is, but nobody reads these things anyway... right?

Posted by: FightingRaven531
Do you fap to her?
Huh? HUH?

Thanks for bringing back memories of a certain WoW youtube video.

This also reminds me of an awkward moment while in private chat with a friend. He commented that he was going to play through a second time as a female so he could "screw Kaiden". We don't talk much anymore.

[Edited on 03.03.2008 2:17 PM PST]

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
You are staring at her butt whenever you are walking from one place to another, aren't you?
Um... mayyyyyybe..... Wow those Bioware folks sure know how to make 'em!

  • 03.03.2008 2:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

This thread creeps me out.
*backs out of thread*

  • 03.03.2008 2:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
S3NATOR has brilliantly taken the next philosophical and theoretical step, and advanced mankind once more. For that, I'm forever grateful.

*lollernadoes*

Posted by: FightingRaven531
This thread creeps me out.
*backs out of thread*

Where ya goin? The fun is just beginning.

  • 03.03.2008 2:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

*starts running*

  • 03.03.2008 2:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...

  • 03.03.2008 2:31 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

even I have to admit,Mass Effect is the first game in my opinion who have made characters who are actually attractive. yeah its kinda creepy when you realize you've been staring at your characters ass for the last hour, but.....,dangggg XD.
And uh the secks scene[s] are not have bad either. Kudos to whoever made it.

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Posted by: Operation DUMBO
Don't let Ocie hear you say that. She hates that game for some reason.


Really? Guess I will have to tell her that I'm going buy it next time I see her. :<P

  • 03.03.2008 2:37 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...
now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend

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Everytime people post things like this, a basket full of blind kittens gets put in the middle of a busy highway.

  • 03.03.2008 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: pie please
Everytime people post things like this, a basket full of blind kittens gets put in the middle of a busy highway.


but....the kittens are nice and safe in the median right? .....RIGHT?!!?!?

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
You are staring at her butt whenever you are walking from one place to another, aren't you?

My wife commented on my male characters posterior....... charm.


My mom said that too.... I felt odd....


But me and my dad fool like that all the time.

  • 03.03.2008 2:52 PM PDT

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wow !!!!is this because you find video game characters more attractive than real people?

  • 03.03.2008 2:53 PM PDT

In the heart of Africa, at the dawn of time. They built it.
Posted by: x Foman123 x
S3NATOR has brilliantly taken the next philosophical and theoretical step, and advanced mankind once more. For that, I'm forever grateful.

*lollernadoes*

Posted by: undecided22
wow !!!!is this because you find video game characters more attractive than real people?

DO you not?

  • 03.03.2008 2:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...
now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend


Oh, okay.

You, sir are a liar. A blow-up doll is not a girlfriend!

  • 03.03.2008 2:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Recon Number 54
You are staring at her butt whenever you are walking from one place to another, aren't you?
Um... mayyyyyybe..... Wow those Bioware folks sure know how to make 'em!

I have to agree.

But they must have had two sets of artists (with different personal tastes in attraction) in order to make each gender so.... visually appealing.

For example, I never would have ever known that the male model was (to use my spouses description) "yummy" unless she had told me. Call me biased, but I didn't see anything there.


I made my guy look attractive, but I wouln't call him hot.

You should try programming in your "Hey babe, I'm a bungie.net mod" chatup line.

  • 03.03.2008 2:56 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...
now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend


Oh, okay.

You, sir are a liar. A blow-up doll is not a girlfriend!
XD Well Done!!!

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This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.

  • 03.03.2008 3:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*

  • 03.03.2008 3:10 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.
I'm desparate alright,for your mom O.O

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Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*


I want some!!!!!!!!!

*Ejacts in eye*

Awwwww crap!!!

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Posted by: MetroidRising
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*


I want some!!!!!!!!!

*Ejacts in eye*


Awwwww crap!!!



Alright if it makes you guys feel any better I don't have a REAL gf either.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ure hilarious

  • 03.03.2008 3:22 PM PDT

Codeword is ... "codeword". Doh!
Also, now, Alliance FTW!

Don't tell me you didn't choose Ashley for missions whenever possible because she's hawt! I always judge my games on how babe-a-licious they've drawn female characters. Deus Ex 2, Alex D was yummmmy. And of course the harem girls mod in Morrowind - I put them all over the mod house I bought, dancing. Girlfriend saw that once, I was in the doggggghouse.

And in Oblivion - I make it a practice of always removing the pants/skirt/greaves from bodies I searched.





SO I KNOW I'VE SEARCHED THEM ALREADY!!!! Why are you looking at me like that...don't tell me you never did it...I'm only bummed because you can't install the cool body modes on the XBOX version...

I think I need help...

  • 03.03.2008 3:23 PM PDT