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Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.
But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.
My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.
Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend
Oh, okay.
You, sir are a liar. A blow-up doll is not a girlfriend!