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Subject: I am in love with my character on Mass Effect

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
Posted by: MetroidRising
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*


I want some!!!!!!!!!

*Ejacts in eye*


Awwwww crap!!!



Alright if it makes you guys feel any better I don't have a REAL gf either.
oooh,we are so shocked,no really my heart just got really fast...whew,didn't see that one coming O.o

  • 03.03.2008 3:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Navaha42
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Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...
now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend


Oh, okay.

You, sir are a liar. A blow-up doll is not a girlfriend!
Aw SHUCKS!!! Well how about my character in Mass Effect?

  • 03.03.2008 3:27 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: x Foman123 x
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.

But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.


Right up until you said your girlfriend was going to be pissed, I was going to suggest you get a girlfriend. Now I don't know what to say...
now you accuse him of lying and let him know a blow up doll is NOT a girlfriend


Oh, okay.

You, sir are a liar. A blow-up doll is not a girlfriend!
Aw SHUCKS!!! Well how about my character in Mass Effect?
no,afraid not....unless you somehow can successfully hump your tv..then ya know,I might just say yes =]

  • 03.03.2008 3:30 PM PDT
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LOL this is kind of funny.

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Well at least we got to do it "graphically" in the game...

  • 03.03.2008 3:31 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: SiNisteR KnighT
Well at least we got to do it "graphically" in the game...
mmmm yum yum =]

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Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
Posted by: MetroidRising
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*


I want some!!!!!!!!!

*Ejacts in eye*


Awwwww crap!!!



Alright if it makes you guys feel any better I don't have a REAL gf either.
oooh,we are so shocked,no really my heart just got really fast...whew,didn't see that one coming O.o


Hey shut up!!! At least I'm not obsessed with my character on Oblivion. It's not even a girl or in the same species as me. But I don't blame or look down on you guys.

  • 03.03.2008 3:35 PM PDT

Legally, it's questionable.
Morally, disgusting.
Personally, I like it.

'She's such a whore, when you're done you don't even have to pay her. You just have to get up and say thank you."

Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
Posted by: LurkingPlague
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
Posted by: MetroidRising
Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Wrestleman117n17
This forum makes me laugh. Man you guys must be desperate.



...Die, troll, die! *Pulls out uzi*


I want some!!!!!!!!!

*Ejacts in eye*


Awwwww crap!!!



Alright if it makes you guys feel any better I don't have a REAL gf either.
oooh,we are so shocked,no really my heart just got really fast...whew,didn't see that one coming O.o


Hey shut up!!! At least I'm not obsessed with my character on Oblivion. It's not even a girl or in the same species as me. But I don't blame or look down on you guys.
XD hahaha are you seriously offended? haha wow. mmm its the flood man, you won't find much honor or respect here. the flood is the sewer system to Bungie.net

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Good point.

  • 03.03.2008 3:43 PM PDT

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Don't worry, Foman! I made a really cute guy and I soooo have the hots for him!

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: cortana 5
Don't worry, Foman! I made a really cute guy and I soooo have the hots for him!
Exactly! I think what does it is the ability to control everything they do -- that is soooo key.

  • 03.03.2008 4:10 PM PDT

Don't send me group invites.

Who are you kidding?

Girlfriend? Psh.

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i can understand Lara Croft :)3=

  • 03.03.2008 4:30 PM PDT

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was presidents day?

Bioware would be happy to hear about this.

  • 03.03.2008 4:38 PM PDT

were it so easy...

mass effect is a hella tight game

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Should I play Mass Effect it didn't look very good when my brother was playing it.

[Edited on 03.03.2008 5:20 PM PST]

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Might I recommend "Princess has Come of Age"? It's an all-cgi 'adult' science fiction film some european sickos (is that redundant?) made.

[Edited on 03.03.2008 5:32 PM PST]

  • 03.03.2008 5:31 PM PDT

SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)

  • 03.03.2008 5:55 PM PDT

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I hope you get eaten by aliens with jaws that bite and claws that snatch!!!!

  • 03.03.2008 5:57 PM PDT

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Don't let Kaiden pull any moves now...

  • 03.03.2008 5:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.

My girlfriend noticed that every time I play a game where I can make my own character, it usually ends up being a girl. Don't think I'm in love with any of them, though. Maybe they're just more fun to stare at :/

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Bionic Juice
SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)
I think I just fell in love with you, my friend. :-P

[Edited on 03.03.2008 6:09 PM PST]

  • 03.03.2008 6:09 PM PDT

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I can honestly say I have never fallen in love with a character I've made.

  • 03.03.2008 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Bionic Juice
SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)
I think I just fell in love with you, my friend. :-P


Oh? :) I'll send you some of my ......special pictures *blows Kiss*

  • 03.03.2008 6:12 PM PDT