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Subject: I am in love with my character on Mass Effect

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

Posted by: Bionic Juice
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Bionic Juice
SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)
I think I just fell in love with you, my friend. :-P


Oh? :) I'll send you some of my ......special pictures *blows Kiss*


Um, ew.

  • 03.03.2008 6:14 PM PDT
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Me TOO!



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  • 03.03.2008 6:15 PM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

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Be sure to have your character be real nice to the blue chick... :D

  • 03.03.2008 6:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Bionic Juice
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Bionic Juice
SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)
I think I just fell in love with you, my friend. :-P


Oh? :) I'll send you some of my ......special pictures *blows Kiss*


Um, ew.


*snaps fingers while moving arm across face*
OH NO YOU DIT ANT! :p

  • 03.03.2008 6:17 PM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

Oh yes, I did.

  • 03.03.2008 6:26 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Jack Thompson is going to be all over this one.

Anyways, Foman, I'm glad you told us it was a joke on the first page, else I would be very worried.

  • 03.03.2008 6:27 PM PDT

What did you do?

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Yeah, you get to look at your characters booty <_< for 18 hrs!

  • 03.03.2008 6:29 PM PDT

KOTOR's Bastila? Anyone remember?

  • 03.03.2008 6:39 PM PDT

I liked her personality. sometimes.....

  • 03.03.2008 6:43 PM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

Also, if you manage to kill Joker, you get Recon.

  • 03.03.2008 6:45 PM PDT

I really like Joker.

  • 03.03.2008 11:58 PM PDT

I have walked among men and angels for three thousand years. Time has no end... no beginning... no purpose.
I wander the earth, seeking forgiveness for my horrible crimes against God and man.
I live to see death, destruction, over the light, but the light cannot be extinguished.
I live in a prison of my own demise.
I am lost in time. -Gravemind-

Just think, you'll ALMOST see her completely nude if you have her sleep with Kaidan ( he's hot!) or you can have what I think you could call a -blam!- scene between her and the asari. I tried to make my character look like me but she didn't have enough options. So I settled for a Chinese named Akiko. Spider on my wall!!! Gotta' go..

  • 03.04.2008 12:02 AM PDT

I have walked among men and angels for three thousand years. Time has no end... no beginning... no purpose.
I wander the earth, seeking forgiveness for my horrible crimes against God and man.
I live to see death, destruction, over the light, but the light cannot be extinguished.
I live in a prison of my own demise.
I am lost in time. -Gravemind-

Spiders dead.

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Posted by: Appocalypse 9999
Spiders dead.
Life-Spider has run out of Life.

  • 03.04.2008 12:25 AM PDT

I have walked among men and angels for three thousand years. Time has no end... no beginning... no purpose.
I wander the earth, seeking forgiveness for my horrible crimes against God and man.
I live to see death, destruction, over the light, but the light cannot be extinguished.
I live in a prison of my own demise.
I am lost in time. -Gravemind-

The legs didn't. 5 of em' were trying to crawl off on their own. Stupid daddy-longlegs.

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Hey! Look at the brightside! At least you game girl lover wont be annoyed with you because you have a real girlfriend, in fact they can't get annoyed with you at all. But then again they also can't cook your dinner =P

  • 03.04.2008 12:48 AM PDT

Cogito Ergo Sum

Isn't it a little early for you to be making drunk posts in the forum, Foman?

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Posted by: Bionic Juice
SELF LOVE FANTASY! :p

When you make a Character, You develope their life, you experiance their troubles, their sorrows, their pain, their thoughts, you share everything, they are your character, they become a part of you and you a part of them.
You "fall in love" because you control them, Cause them to have troubles, force them to redeem themselfs; or not.
They are you in a different situation, each of you feel the same pain.
I speak of them as if they were real because essentially they are. They have every emotion, thought, reaction, and "spirit" that you have.
You have re-created yourself. In a different body, time, and situation.
They can be your alter ego in some ways.
Or you could be their alter ego.
Your true self may be shown through your character. (not that you are a woman :p)

When you make a character that you control and you care for them, because you have control, You naturally fall in love, becuase it is you.

Happend with me and Oblivion. :) (yes it's a girl)


um, you just described me in WoW, i feel like that person I created is me in a way, that and i like not being human.

  • 03.04.2008 2:25 PM PDT

RaTiOnAl AnArChY

Check out the Woodshop!

Oh, snap! I'm late...

Gimme a bit, I'll work something up.

  • 03.04.2008 3:15 PM PDT

RaTiOnAl AnArChY

Check out the Woodshop!

Ok, I've actually been thinking about how to do this already. I have Elise on SSX3 all tricked out with some daisy dukes, angel wings, and a sweet cowboy hat. I love her. (btw, where the hell is the 360 SSX title?)

So, 1st up, we need a body. I've tried different techniques for this, but the ones I make haven't been working. Splinters kind of suck, and no matter how much you sand, it's just not smooth, or supple enough to fake it.

I propose we buy a few of those Real Dolls out of California. I'd link, but those of you who know what I'm talking about, will also know why I don't link to a description. Look it up.

Anyway, I think that this might be another good place to use the Allen-Bradly Retro Turboencabulator Dingle Arm Narsoule Vein apparatus , with appropriate modifications, of course. So, here we go, it should be fairly simple. 1st, you'll need to hack your 360. In the process of doing so, rather than installing the normal jumper, you'll want to link it, in series to the Allen-Bradley Turboencabulator. This way, when the graphical data is processed, it will be properly synced with the AI necessary for proper thought algorithms. Then, I say we implement the improbability drive that I developed for the early rocket design transfer.

For those of you unable to view, it's really rather simple. Simply set up a dual split observation experiment, as commonly referenced in quantum dynamics theoretical descriptions. The difference is, we need to implement a high speed camera, with an instantaneous shutter. Set the camera to dilate, and iris the shutter at a rate of 500 fluctuations per microsecond. When the electrons are moving, they will not be able to tell whether or not they are being observed. Thus, confused by whether or not they are being observed, the particles will improbably act as both waves and particles. This way, an infinite array of possible quantum paths will be available.

Simply hardwire this system into the turboencabulator, at the input level, just ahead of the dump cache, with series amplifiers that will exponentially increase the level of input redundancy dependent on the complexity of the AI variable input loops. This should properly increase the thought patterns applied by Mass Effect, and create "thought-loops" that will very accurately replicate the confusion of an average hot blonde trying to figure out how to make the round peg fit into the square hole. That should give us an appropriate level of intelligence. Considering the origin of AI, she should be able to code, hack, fight, and generally kick tail; but, she won't have the presence of mind to argue, or develop conflicting opinions with her user. That is unless the argument involves combat, or programming code.

It will also be necessary to link in some of the more advanced programming being developed for the Japanese prototype "slave-bots". [Foman - pm me for more information on this piece of programming] Once this little tidbit is also in place, she should have the capacity for *ahem, -lust.

Now that we've got that all setup, it's time to get the Real Doll in place. This will most easily be performed by using another tri-core processor (preferably from a RRoD 360) that will be installed in the cranium of the doll. This will serve as a dump for all the processing data performed during the initial boot, and awareness cycles.

Now, to address a few final concerns. First off, it is imperative that the improbability drive is properly functioning. To test it, ask it for something completely unlikely, like say, a ninja pirate lumberjack spartan zombie friend. If it gives you what you ask for, and it is highly improbable, then it probably works. Next, for the process to have enough power to transfer the necessary static running life charge, into the doll, we will have to attach a lightning rod to the apparatus, and set the initiate switch to activate only in the event of a lightning strike. Unfortunately, this means you will have to wait for a storm to activate the sensor apparatus.

The level of power necessary is likely to overheat the system, so it must be maintained in a liquid water bath, incased in a liquid nitrogen shell. Since the processors will likely fry if wet, then it will be necessary to install sofish around all the critical components. The sofish will absorb any excess water, and properly protect sensitive components.

One more item of concern. Life. For this, I suggest that we petition Bungie for a small piece of Ling-Ling's brain tissue. This will provide the final connection between the turboencabulator, improbablility drive, and the doll's processor. If properly assembled, the action report perform the following tasks:

1. Lightning strikes
2. The hacked 360 will power on, and begin to overheat.
3. The unit will flood with supercooled liquid H20.
4. The sofish(es?i?) will absorb excess coolant, and allow the processing units to activte.
5. The Allen-Bradley Turboencabulator will sync with the improbability drive.
6. The improbability drive will reach capacity, and improbably work.
7. The confused electrons will allow new quantum paths, reconfigure the input, and send the first bit of code to the Ling-Ling tissue connector.
8. As the first electrical impulse makes contact with the dolls processor, it will ping, sending an exact replica of the code back through the Ling-Ling connector.
9. The Improbability drive will begin to overheat, and reflood with coolant.
10. The Improbability drive will dump all data, but released in an organic process developing precisely 23 chromosome pairs worth of encoding, and bounce the signal back across the energy dump created by the lightning strike.
11. The high energy chromosome coding will eject back across the Ling-Ling connector, and carry with it, confused electrons that were created in excess by the Improbability drive upon the initial signal ping bounce.
12. The high energy code, now properly induced with excess confusion particles, will bombard the Doll's processor, and reinstitute the original code, converted into organic electric code with an overcharged electrical staticity.
13. The dolls processor will be forced to convert itsself into wetware, and take on the chromosomal code, leaving behind the perfect amount of organic static charge necessary to sustain the thought loops.

Shazaam! Mass Effect girlfriend come to life!

Warning: Take certain care when installing sofish. If properly organized, there should not be any burns on the doll's body.

  • 03.04.2008 4:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

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Isn't it a little early for you to be making drunk posts in the forum, Foman?
That's a good point. A very good point.

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Wow, Geppetto...good plan...

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Geppetto, you're a genius.

  • 03.04.2008 4:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
I felt the same exact way. I'm not even kidding. Except my character was a man, not a woman.


Dude?

  • 03.04.2008 4:22 PM PDT