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POKEMON ROKS SO MUCH ITS AEWSOM3!!!!! LOL

  • 01.19.2005 5:21 PM PDT
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perhaps you should make an attempt to help these people insted of making fun of them

P3RHAPS U SHUD MAEK AN AT3MPT 2 HELP THES3 PAOPLE INSTED OF MAKNG FUN OF THAM

  • 01.19.2005 5:24 PM PDT
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Original sentence...

Worthless peon! Prostrate yourself before me!

Translation...

WORTHL3S P3ON1!!1 LOL PROSTRAET UR BFOR3 M311!111! OMG WTF

This is deranged. And strangely entertaining.

  • 01.19.2005 5:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: jbSPINE
perhaps you should make an attempt to help these people insted of making fun of them

P3RHAPS U SHUD MAEK AN AT3MPT 2 HELP THES3 PAOPLE INSTED OF MAKNG FUN OF THAM
True, they're only embarassing themselves. Not to mention acting like noobs.

TRU3 THERE ONLY 3MBARASNG THEMSELVES!1!! WTF LOL NOT 2 M3NTION ACTNG LIEK NOBS!11!1!! LOL

  • 01.19.2005 5:27 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

1337 |5 /\/\|_|(|-|, /\/\|_|(|-| \/\/0/"53.

  • 01.19.2005 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: jbSPINE
perhaps you should make an attempt to help these people insted of making fun of them

P3RHAPS U SHUD MAEK AN AT3MPT 2 HELP THES3 PAOPLE INSTED OF MAKNG FUN OF THAM


NO WAY!!1!11!1!11!!!1!!!!1!!!111!1! WTF LOL

  • 01.19.2005 5:28 PM PDT
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Lol, that's really funny, I just traneslated the frontpage on halo2sucks.com to what those idiots really would have typed if it weren't for spell check.

I THINK A LOT (IF NOT MOST) OF TEH RAASON HARDCOR3 HALO FANS R SO UPSET ABOUT HALO 2 IS TAHT W3 FEL LIEK WE HAEV 2 PLAY IT11!!1 OMG LOL THIS IS DA TRADITION WIT A GMNG SAGA!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL AS SON AS TEH NU ONE COMAS OUT TAHTS WUT EVERYONE MUST BGIN 2 PLAY!1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL IN MOST CAESS DA SEQU3L IS BTAR THAN DA ORIGINAL B/C IT 2K WUT GREAT ASPECTS TEH ORIGINAL HAD AND IMPROVAD ON (NOT CHANGAD) THEM1!!!1!! LOL SADLY THIS IS NOT TEH CAES WIT AL GMNG SAGAS1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

IN DA CAES OF HALO IT IS OBVIOUS 2 ANY TRUE HALO FAN TAHT TEH S3QUAL NOT ONLY FALS FAR SHORT OF WUT IT SHUD HAEV BEN BUT IT ALSO FALS FAR SHORT OF TEH ORIGINAL!!!!1 WTF MANY OF US R IN DA MINDSET OF NOW TAHT DA SEQU3L IS OUT EVERYON3 WIL B PLAYNG IT AND NOT DA ORIGINAL!!11!11 OMG LOL B/C OF THIS MINDSET MANY PAOPL3 WHO WUD MUCH RATHER B PLAYNG HALO R PLAYNG 2 B/C THAY DONT THINK ANYONE WIL B ON XBC OR A LAN PLAYNG HALO!!11 SINCA VIRTUALY AVARYON3 BLEIVES THIS 2 B TEH CAES IT BCOM3S REALITY1111 OMG LOL IT IS A SELF-FULFILNG (IF NOT GROUP-FULFILNG) PROPH3CY1!11! OMG WTF

ALTHOUGH MANY OF US RECOGNIEZ THIS 2 B DA CAES IT WIL REMANE THIS WAY UNTIL THEYRE IS A CONCERT3D OR GRADUAL (I WUD PERSONALY PREFAR CONCARTED) 3FORT 2 R3TURN 2 HALO C/E!1!1 OMG THEIR WIL CERTANELY B A GRADUAL RATURN 2 TEH ORIGINAL BY TEH DEIHARD HALO FANS (THIS IS AN UNDENIABLA TRUTH) BUT I WUD LIEK 2 SPED THNGS UP A BIT!!1!!! WTF WE AS A COMUNITY SHUD AT DA V3RY L3AST RATURN 2 TEH HALO LANS W3 LOVED SO WA DONT LOSE 2UCH WIT JUST HOW GREAT DA ORIGINAL HALO WAS!1!11!! OMG

you have to admit it's what they would say.

  • 01.19.2005 5:28 PM PDT
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Its so true...

  • 01.19.2005 5:29 PM PDT
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That's just wrong.

  • 01.19.2005 5:33 PM PDT
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HM TAHT IS INTARESTNG!!1111

  • 01.19.2005 5:41 PM PDT
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The classic one.

Y DOAS HALO2 SUK?!?!?

another.
Y DO3S HALO2 NOT UP 2 ITS HYPA??!!??! OMG WTF LOL

  • 01.19.2005 6:30 PM PDT
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OMG Y DO GIRLS RUN FROM ME????!??! WTF LOL MAH FIONCA DUMPAD ME AFTER I PROPOS3D!111!1! WTF H3R3 R MAH 3XACT WORDS: SARAH WIL U MARY M3??!???! OMG WTF LOL

Y??!?!!?!?!!!!!???!!!?? OMG LOL

  • 01.19.2005 6:47 PM PDT
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I'd find it extremely humurous to see a mod try this out.

ID FIND IT EXTREMELY HUMUROUS 2 SE A MOD TRY THIS OUT11!1!!1

  • 01.19.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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THIS R3MINDS MA OF MAH FREIND WHO MAEKS FUN OF HALO 2 FANBOYS11!11!!! LOL

  • 01.19.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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Scene one from All's Well that Ends Well, a random Shakespeare play that I found in Google. (By the way, I hate Shakespeare.)

OUNTAS
IN DELIEVRNG MAH SON FROM ME I BURY A SECOND HUSBAND
BRTRM
!1!1!1 OMG AND I IN GONG MADM WEP OER MAH FATHERS D3ATH
AENW BUT I MUST ATEND HIS MAEJSTYS COMAND 2
WHOM IM NOW IN WARD AV3RMORE IN SUBJACTION
LAEFU
!1!!! OMG WTF U SHAL FIND OF DA KNG A HUSBAND MADM U SIR A FATH3R HA TAHT SO G3N3RALY IS AT AL TIEMS
GOD MUST OF NECESITY HOLD HIS VIRTU3 2 U WHOSE
WORTHIENS WUD STIR IT UP WHERA IT WANT3D RATHAR
THAN LAK IT WHERE THEIR IS SUCH ABUNDANCE!!111!1! WTF

Tee hee! So funny!

...I wonder what would happen if you put l337 into the translator...would it reverse it?

[Edited on 1/19/2005 7:59:24 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Scene one from All's Well that Ends Well, a random Shakespeare play that I found in Google. (By the way, I hate Shakespeare.)

OUNTAS
IN DELIEVRNG MAH SON FROM ME I BURY A SECOND HUSBAND
BRTRM
!1!1!1 OMG AND I IN GONG MADM WEP OER MAH FATHERS D3ATH
AENW BUT I MUST ATEND HIS MAEJSTYS COMAND 2
WHOM IM NOW IN WARD AV3RMORE IN SUBJACTION
LAEFU
!1!!! OMG WTF U SHAL FIND OF DA KNG A HUSBAND MADM U SIR A FATH3R HA TAHT SO G3N3RALY IS AT AL TIEMS
GOD MUST OF NECESITY HOLD HIS VIRTU3 2 U WHOSE
WORTHIENS WUD STIR IT UP WHERA IT WANT3D RATHAR
THAN LAK IT WHERE THEIR IS SUCH ABUNDANCE!!111!1! WTF

Tee hee! So funny!

...I wonder what would happen if you put l337 into the translator...would it reverse it?

I hate Shakespeare...but I might actually watch one of his plays if they were written like that.

  • 01.19.2005 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Casey
Scene one from All's Well that Ends Well, a random Shakespeare play that I found in Google. (By the way, I hate Shakespeare.)

OUNTAS
IN DELIEVRNG MAH SON FROM ME I BURY A SECOND HUSBAND
BRTRM
!1!1!1 OMG AND I IN GONG MADM WEP OER MAH FATHERS D3ATH
AENW BUT I MUST ATEND HIS MAEJSTYS COMAND 2
WHOM IM NOW IN WARD AV3RMORE IN SUBJACTION
LAEFU
!1!!! OMG WTF U SHAL FIND OF DA KNG A HUSBAND MADM U SIR A FATH3R HA TAHT SO G3N3RALY IS AT AL TIEMS
GOD MUST OF NECESITY HOLD HIS VIRTU3 2 U WHOSE
WORTHIENS WUD STIR IT UP WHERA IT WANT3D RATHAR
THAN LAK IT WHERE THEIR IS SUCH ABUNDANCE!!111!1! WTF

Tee hee! So funny!

...I wonder what would happen if you put l337 into the translator...would it reverse it?

I hate Shakespeare...but I might actually watch one of his plays if they were written like that.

It would be so beautiful...having them all shout at each other and saying da and mah

  • 01.19.2005 8:01 PM PDT
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Wow this was funny to me.

HM TEH QUANTUM FLUX OF DA INHIBI2R CAPACITA2R WIL SELF-D3STRUCT IN L3S THAN FIEV MINUTAS!!1!!11 WTF LOL

  • 01.19.2005 8:01 PM PDT
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The last part is what sells it. I can imagine them all wondering what's going on and laughing.

  • 01.19.2005 8:03 PM PDT
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DUDE THIS LINK IS DA -blam!- I LIEK TOKNG LIEK A STUPID 10 Y3AR OLD ITS FUN!!!!!! LOL

  • 01.19.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kroenen
The last part is what sells it. I can imagine them all wondering what's going on and laughing.


Hahaha, yeah. If only Shakespeare were really written like that...

Erm...crap. I thought you were referring to Shakespeare, not Back to the Future. Bah, oh well.

The sad thing is, I understand it (Shakespeare) better when it's translated into l337. ...Stupid freakin' Shakespeare and his "unique" (i.e. impossible to understand) style of language that pseudo-intellectuals love so much.

[Edited on 1/19/2005 8:14:18 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 8:11 PM PDT
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DEI SHAEKSPAAER!!!!!! WTF LOL DEI!1!11!!!111!1!!11!!1! WTF HAHAHAHAHA!1!!1 OMG WTF

  • 01.19.2005 8:12 PM PDT
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2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION!!11 WTF

  • 01.19.2005 8:56 PM PDT
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HELO
IS?!!!?! WTF LOL THEYRE ANYBODY IN THEIR??!??! OMG WTF NOD IF U CAN HEAR ME
IS111111 OMG WTF LOL THEYRE ANYONA AT HOME
COMA?????!? WTF LOL ON NOW
I H3AR UR FELNG DOWN
WEL!1!!!! WTF LOL I CAN EAES UR PANE
GET U ON UR FET AGANE
RALAX
IL!1!!!!1 NED SOM3 INFORMATION FIRST
JUST1!1!1!11 WTF LOL TEH BASIC FACTS
CAN!!!!1!! U SHOW MA WH3R3 IT THEYRE??????? OMG WTF IS NO PANE U R R3CEDNG
A DISTANT SHIP SMOK3 ON TEH U1!!!! OMG WTF R ONLY COMNG THROUGH IN UR1!11 WTF LIPS MOVA BUT I CANT H3AR WUT UR SAYNG
WHAN11111 LOL I WAS A CHILD I HAD A MAH HANDS FALT JUST LIEK TWO BALONS
NOW11111!! IVE GOT TAHT FELNG ONC3 AGANE
I CANT EXPLANE U WUD NOT UND3RSTAND
THIS IS NOT HOW I M
I!11!1 OMG WTF LOL HAEV BCOM3 COMFORTABLY NUMB

OK
JUST!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL A LITL3 THEYRE!111! OMG B NO MORE AAAAAH
BUT1!!1!!!1 U MAY FEL A LITL3 SIK
CAN!!1! OMG U STAND UP
I????!?!?? WTF LOL DO BLEIVE ITS WORKNG GOD
TAHTL11!!1 OMG WTF LOL KEP U GONG THROUGH TEH SHOW
COM3 ON ITS TIEM 2 THEIR111!1! OMG WTF LOL IS NO PANE U R RAC3DNG
A DISTANT SHIP SMOKE ON DA U111111 OMG R ONLY COMNG THROUGH IN UR!111 WTF LOL LIPS MOV3 BUT I CANT HEAR WUT UR SAYNG
WH3N!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL I WAS A CHILD
I CAUGHT A FLETNG GLIMPSE
OUT OF TEH CORNER OF MAH EY3
I1!!!! OMG TURNED 2 LOK BUT IT WAS GONE
I CANOT PUT MAH FNG3R ON IT TEH CHILD IS GROWN DA DR3M IS GON3
I!1!11! OMG WTF LOL HAEV BCOME COMFORTABLY NUMB11111 OMG LOL

  • 01.19.2005 9:37 PM PDT

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