- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Now, some of you may know the shocking truth I have recently discovered about xeros5 and his being an alien. I also stated in a shocking thread that xeros5 was also Micheal Jackson. Now unfortunately, that theory was put to shame when Micheal Jackson just recently flew back to Disney Presents: Micheal Jackson's Planet! (aka Jupiter). Anyway, as you know xeros5 uses his avatar to hypnotize anyone wary enough to be caught be it's beautiful gaze. The avatar also serves the purpose of a beacon, which sends information about Earth and it's inhabitants to his home planet. His home planet is a horrible place ruled by evil Chimpanzee Hippie Gods that rule over him and his people. Xeros5 was sent here so the Evil Chimps can find us and enslve us! Hurry! Everyone! Run for your lives, the Chimp Gods are coming!