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Subject: Xeros5 the Alien *The Full Truth*
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Now, some of you may know the shocking truth I have recently discovered about xeros5 and his being an alien. I also stated in a shocking thread that xeros5 was also Micheal Jackson. Now unfortunately, that theory was put to shame when Micheal Jackson just recently flew back to Disney Presents: Micheal Jackson's Planet! (aka Jupiter). Anyway, as you know xeros5 uses his avatar to hypnotize anyone wary enough to be caught be it's beautiful gaze. The avatar also serves the purpose of a beacon, which sends information about Earth and it's inhabitants to his home planet. His home planet is a horrible place ruled by evil Chimpanzee Hippie Gods that rule over him and his people. Xeros5 was sent here so the Evil Chimps can find us and enslve us! Hurry! Everyone! Run for your lives, the Chimp Gods are coming!

  • 01.18.2005 7:56 PM PDT
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Oh my God...that monster...should we kill him? I suggest dead babies once again...those seem to work well with catapults

  • 01.18.2005 8:05 PM PDT
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Well that, or we could punch mice. No, we should just go with the mouse punching, that'll drive xeros5, wouldn't it?

  • 01.18.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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He mustn't see our plans!
[color=blue] We should throw copies of Van Helsing at him...that'd truly call for a death [/color]
Goddamnit I can't figure out that hard to read one in Satsuma's profile :(

[Edited on 1/18/2005 8:14:12 PM]

  • 01.18.2005 8:10 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

..............<bashes head against keyboard> lellow, don't get banned....

[Edited on 1/18/2005 8:14:57 PM]

  • 01.18.2005 8:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
..............<bashes head against keyboard> lellow, don't get banned....

I'm gonna laugh the day you break your keyboard

  • 01.18.2005 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
..............<bashes head against keyboard> lellow, don't get banned....


It's headjitsu all over again.

  • 01.18.2005 8:17 PM PDT
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i always knew xeros5 was an alien.he sent me messages telling me he was going to enslave the world and make us all play ps2 till thier brains melted.heres his most recent message "the people of this planet are stupid and deserve to die a slow and painfull death,new mombossa will be the first to be destroyed along with zanzibar i will be releiving them of thier stupidity by melting thier brains-whats left of them anyway-and all the other dumb people,earth shall be easy to conquer,hahaha you have no chance to survive,make your time"

  • 01.18.2005 8:17 PM PDT
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The truth must be brought to all of those who don't know, well.. the truth! That's pretty important stuff


Just to let you know, I haven't taken any mind altering substances during the making of this thread, it's all my over-active imagination, biotch!

  • 01.18.2005 8:19 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: lellowranger
The truth must be brought to all of those who don't know, well.. the truth! That's pretty important stuff


Just to let you know, I haven't taken any mind altering substances during the making of this thread, it's all my over-active imagination, biotch!


...................<bashes head against keyboard> If the flood doesen't stop taking stupid pills i'm gonna break my keyboard......

  • 01.18.2005 8:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
i leave for a few hours and it truns into newb mombasa around here.
oooooh you said the N word im telling shishka




jk im sure you meant new.

  • 01.18.2005 8:24 PM PDT
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What? New mombasa doesn't have such cohesive, insightful threads as this or others! One of those 12 year olds couldn't come up with something so random, yet believable and funny at the same time! I am insulted by your remark good sir!

  • 01.18.2005 8:25 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: lellowranger
What? New mombasa doesn't have such cohesive, insightful threads as this or others! One of those 12 year olds couldn't come up with something so random, yet believable and funny at the same time! I am insulted by your remark good sir!


Oh yeah. the "Naked Lady test" really shows them, eh?

  • 01.18.2005 8:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: lellowranger
What? New mombasa doesn't have such cohesive, insightful threads as this or others! One of those 12 year olds couldn't come up with something so random, yet believable and funny at the same time! I am insulted by your remark good sir!


Oh yeah. the "Naked Lady test" really shows them, eh?
hahaha yeah think the flood hit an all time low.

[Edited on 1/18/2005 8:28:36 PM]

  • 01.18.2005 8:28 PM PDT
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It is all true, except for the Michael Jackson part.

  • 01.18.2005 8:53 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Invisos.

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Oh my God it's here! It's discovered us! Run before he infects our pizza!

  • 01.18.2005 8:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamingfreak2OO
i always knew xeros5 was an alien.he sent me messages telling me he was going to enslave the world and make us all play ps2 till thier brains melted.heres his most recent message "the people of this planet are stupid and deserve to die a slow and painfull death,new mombossa will be the first to be destroyed along with zanzibar i will be releiving them of thier stupidity by melting thier brains-whats left of them anyway-and all the other dumb people,earth shall be easy to conquer,hahaha you have no chance to survive,make your time"

Where did you get that from.

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Posted by: lellowranger
What? New mombasa doesn't have such cohesive, insightful threads as this or others! One of those 12 year olds couldn't come up with something so random, yet believable and funny at the same time! I am insulted by your remark good sir!

Actually you didn't make this up remember when we were talking and........ oh wait they might hear me.

  • 01.18.2005 8:57 PM PDT
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Huh, I changed my avatar on XboxLive to make it more hypnosis but it hasn't changed yet. Stupid alien hunters!

  • 01.18.2005 9:03 PM PDT
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Oh God...I'm...falling...to it...it's so evil...I see myself...liking the...Yankees!

  • 01.18.2005 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamingfreak2OO
i always knew xeros5 was an alien.he sent me messages telling me he was going to enslave the world and make us all play ps2 till thier brains melted.heres his most recent message "the people of this planet are stupid and deserve to die a slow and painfull death,new mombossa will be the first to be destroyed along with zanzibar i will be releiving them of thier stupidity by melting thier brains-whats left of them anyway-and all the other dumb people,earth shall be easy to conquer,hahaha you have no chance to survive,make your time"

Where did you get that from.
you can quit the lies,we know your evil plans...

  • 01.18.2005 9:09 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kroenen
Oh God...I'm...falling...to it...it's so evil...I see myself...liking the...Yankees!


Hold still! I'll help! <pulls out shotgun, aims at Kro's head>

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