- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Poll: What is your favorite fairy tale person?? [closed]
| Peter Pumpkin Head:
0%
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(0 Votes)
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| Litle Miss Muffet:
0%
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(0 Votes)
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| Humpty Dumpty:
33%
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(1 Votes)
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| Red Riding Hood:
67%
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(2 Votes)
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Total Votes: 3
Ya know what back in the day, where americans burned innocent people at the stake, when people thought people were possessed, ect ect.
There were these fairy tales.. No. not those kiddie fairy tales that disney butchered but fairy tales that taught kids of true horror, that struck fear into a little kid into thinking twice before he or she could cause trouble..
These tales were gruesome, violent, disgusting, and made little kids cry and give them nightmares.
Descriptions from spawn.com
Gretal
This German princess strikes a much more, uh, impressive pose than her fairy tale counterpart. Getting lost in the woods is the least of her worries.
Hansel
Gretel's brother is in somewhat of a bind, trapped and waiting for the evil witch to fatten him up.
Peter Pumpkin Head
Peter has definitely lost his cool. His wife is now resting "piecefully" in the pumpkin and Peter's making room for more.
Little Miss Muffet
The eight-legged monstrosity attacking poor Miss Muffet has more on his mind than curds and whey.
Humpty Dumpty
Falling off the wall was shocking enough, but Humpty is in a real world of hurt now. A mere cracked shell would seem like a gift at this point.
Red Riding Hood
All we can say is that the Big Bad Wolf didn't know what he was getting into when he attacked this particular young lady.