- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Tanikaze
I've never understood this forum's fascination with engraving images into my mind with high powered lasers.
I can almost tell what your going through Tanikaze... I've noticed it before as well. lol.
I have a feeling that Bungie would let anyone work for them... under a few conditions. First off, they would have to swear allegience to Bungie. Duh. Secondly, they'd have to willingly hand over their mothers and the mothers of all their friends. Lastly, they'd have to go through "The Process."
Here's the thing though - most people don't make it passed "The Process" (involving weasels and the webmaster perhaps...?) and whether you choose to believe it or not, Bungie could have their pick of anyone's mom at any place and at any time. With that said, they wouldn't hire us unless we actually had amazing ideas and they had a need for us (rare instances, obviously). In order to be hired by Bungie, we'd need to be extraordinary at what we do; the best of the best, if you will. They'd still make us hand over our mothers though. Handing over our mothers just adds to the fun of owning us. Bungie could always take our moms at anytime, but hell... wouldn't it be more fun for them to see us hand over our own moms and see us at their feet than to secretly sneak into our mother's rooms and... well, you know.
I guess the answer to that last question depends on Bungie morale. Who knows.