- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Friends, we are both in need of assistance. The Evil Czech Army has ravaged the galaxy, swooping like a hawk and devouring n00b souls. The Evil Czech Army is nearly finished with Mercury and is nearing Venus. If you do not join, you shall merely die a painful, horrible death. Contact Sal Monilla to join the ruthless necromancers called the EVIL CZECH ARMY.
sidenote- despite popular belief, we do allow peasants and peons alike to join