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Subject: Secrets of the music industry revealed!
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It explains so much... Like rap, pop, and new age.

  • 01.19.2005 4:55 PM PDT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not texas ben why? why? did you mods blacklist him?

  • 01.19.2005 4:57 PM PDT
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Yes I was blacklisted. For being bad. But I'm back now, and I'm pissed at the music industry. Remember when it was about talent? back in the day, even rap had a smidgen of it.

  • 01.19.2005 5:00 PM PDT
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Rap used to be about Passion and commitment to the music. Now, well, we wish it was about that.

  • 01.19.2005 5:04 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Now, rap be this:

UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!-blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!

  • 01.19.2005 5:07 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Posted by: Texas Ben
Now, rap be this:

UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!-blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!

That sound good, Dog! Where you been at fo' the last day, Dog! 'Writin' mad lyrics, no doubt. Word up!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhh!

  • 01.19.2005 5:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: GothGuy
That sound good, Dog! Where you been at fo' the last day, Dog! 'Writin' mad lyrics, no doubt. Word up!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhh!


well dawg, I just be chillin' in da hood ya know dog? Then I was sittin on my ghetto toilet when I had an inspired revelation.... UGGGHHHNNNHHH! after that I went and -blam!- my -blam!-es, and I figured the lyrical genius was pretty much finished.

  • 01.19.2005 5:15 PM PDT
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I think my IQ dropped about 17 points reading that.

  • 01.19.2005 5:17 PM PDT
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Why has noone commented on the link yet?
Am I the only one who finds it...disturbing that a computer is picking who is sucessful in the music industry?

  • 01.19.2005 5:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Now, rap be this:

UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!-blam!-!
UUUGGGHHHHNNN! -blam!- my -blam!-es!
Suck my -blam!- stupid -blam!-!


Encore!

  • 01.19.2005 5:22 PM PDT

ummm yeah about that i didnt really look/read what was on that page, so i cant really say anything. but a computer picking who is sucessful in the music industry, is kinda unfair it should be monkeys with cool hats insted.

  • 01.19.2005 5:23 PM PDT
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Invisi-post

  • 01.19.2005 5:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterRoshiX
Encore!

This is my gangsta song:

-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!

  • 01.19.2005 5:24 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: MasterRoshiX
Encore!

This is my gangsta song:

-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!
-blam!- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
Up the Ass!


Ben, solo rappers are over--now it's all about the group songs. You need that guy in the back to repeat whatever you say. It should be like this:

"-blam- my ghetto -blam!-es UUUUGGGHHHHNNNN
(ghetto -blam!-es, YEAH)
Up the Ass!
(Up it, up it!)"
And repeat.

  • 01.19.2005 5:29 PM PDT
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Blacklist made me forget about invisios...

  • 01.19.2005 5:30 PM PDT
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I read it ben, and yes it is very mind boggiling, but, are you suprised? Its been like this for a while, did you see the Korn video for "yall want a single"? there is a formula for hit music, 3min, hook within the first 30 sec, , too bad though, but good find texas ben

  • 01.19.2005 5:36 PM PDT
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Yes I know, but it still frustrated me.

  • 01.19.2005 5:45 PM PDT
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thats total bull there are still great artists out there dude

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Posted by: kewlkat
thats total bull there are still great artists out there dude

Whataya mean? Theres still a small amount of talent in music, yes, but not much. And if this program is implemented on a large scale, think of what will happen... pain... great pain.
Oh and it isn't bull. Follow the links in the article. Slashdot is a reliable news source.

  • 01.19.2005 6:11 PM PDT
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WHY CANT U STOP DISSING RAP....GOD DAMN....U FIND ANY -blam!- EXCUSE TO SAY -blam!- BOUT IT

  • 01.19.2005 6:25 PM PDT

I didn't realise that anybody actually cared about the popular music industry.

I guess most people really are stupider than they look.

- Reiginko

  • 01.19.2005 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: lion45
WHY CANT U STOP DISSING RAP....GOD DAMN....U FIND ANY -blam!-IN EXCUSE TO SAY -blam!- BOUT IT


Stop trying to be insulted. I didn't start it. Read the article.

  • 01.19.2005 6:27 PM PDT
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What does it take to shut you guys up? It seems all you can talk about is how bad Rap is and how stupid the lyrics are, it is truly pathetic how much you care about something that so insignificantly affects you. Here's an idea! How about you start caring about music you like? Maybe then you won't come across as such an -blam!-!

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Posted by: lion45
WHY CANT U STOP DISSING RAP....GOD DAMN....U FIND ANY -blam!-IN EXCUSE TO SAY -blam!- BOUT IT

He was making fun of the crap that's been coming out since about 1995. I actually don't mind older rap...y'know, when rap was original and the lyrics were actually good. My favorite rap song--Gangster's Paradise, by Coolio. It was actually good because it wasn't just about killin' someone 'cause they frontin' you, it was about the harsh reality of living in the ghetto. But, that aside, nearly all rap has been crap. You can't spell crap without rap! (I think Tanikaze or MC's Brother said that.).

Sorry, but you need to stop being so proud and easy to take offense. Nearly every rapper is like that.

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Posted by: Reiginko
I didn't realise that anybody actually cared about the popular music industry.

I guess most people really are stupider than they look.

- Reiginko
yeah most "popular" music sucks,if not all of it.

  • 01.19.2005 6:33 PM PDT

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