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Subject: The Chimp and the Baboon: World Saga!
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Most of you will be a little confused about this if you didn't read the origional post, and most of you didn't... here
Anywho, this is a nice, non-political follow-up. It is about what was going on in the world then, and what's going on now. I hope I avoided being overtly political in the below post
Anywho, with that taken care of, may I present:

The Chimp and the Baboon: World Saga!

Anyways, while most of the forest focused their attention on the vicious political conflict going on, there were several other pressing issues both within the forest and abroad that had to be taken care of. The problems abroad included growing political tensions with other forests and countries; most notable was the growing animosity between the forest and the country of the mustard people (If your slow). This distressed many people, as the forest and the mustard people had traditionally been allies. This was only one of many problems faced by the forest. The war in I-rack was going poorly as well, for although all real resistance had been quickly crushed, hostile cells still lingered and waged gorilla warfare against the forest's armed forces (one wonders why the gorillas decided to help the lumberjacks in the first place!). Morale was given a boost over the summer with the capture of sadman hussy, but other than that little progress was made. The elusive weapons of mass deforestation remained undiscovered, and the war became a key point in the struggle between the chimp and the baboon. At home, There were several big issues dividing the animals... Prominent among these was that of -blam!- rights... you see, it was not a very happy time in the forest; They were in the middle of a vicious political bid for dominance and at war with a hostile foreign power... for anyone to be happy at a time like that ought to be a crime, by their reckoning anyway (animals not being known for theit intelligence. at least they are smart enough to know the proper usage of "-blam!-"). But the happy (-blam!-) animals insisted that they could be happy if they wanted to. This only served to divide to forest more.
End part 1

Sorry it really isn't up to par with the others, but I felt like continuing this series. Thanks for putting up with it. Is anyone interested in a second installment?

[Edited on 1/19/2005 6:46:05 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 6:35 PM PDT
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*ahem* all you did was change USA and Iraq into Forest and I-rack, its not very original, you even used the exact same political situation. you ve just copied real world events.

was this your aim/point?

  • 01.19.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Like I said, its not really up to par with the origional. The origional was pretty good. Did you read it?
I'm working on totally rewriting this one to be more like the origionals.

  • 01.19.2005 6:40 PM PDT
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lol sadman hussy,$4DM4n H(_)$$Y

  • 01.19.2005 6:42 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Ugh! The rewrite sucks even more!
Expect a fullrewrite tomorrow, one that is worthy of the title.
I'll have you begging for a second installment yet!

  • 01.19.2005 6:47 PM PDT
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Wow...Ben, how long did it take you to find your first one? It's from, like, Halloween!

I love the description of "The rigid donkey with a very large pole up its ass." And how he demanded a re-throw.

  • 01.19.2005 7:30 PM PDT