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Subject: B.Net New Beginnings: Divergent Paths (MC's Brother)

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Last thread, un gato mentioned dual story lines; mine starting in the hospital, his on a secret case. Here's mine:

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I awoke in the hospital with a nurse standing over me. She was replacing the bandages on my head.
"Hey there cutie. Can ya tell me what happened?"
SLAP!
"Ok. no more names. But what happened to me?"
"You had a bomb explode in your face. Then your office collapsed on top of you. You've got a broken arm, a gash in your temple, and you've been in a coma for a month. You're lucky to be in one piece."
Suddenly it all hit me like a ton of bricks. I started to remember everything. Unity, New Mombasa, the bomb. I tried to get up, much to the surprise of the nurse.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"To get some answers." And with that, I hobbled out of the hospital toward my office.

"Oh my god! My office! My baby!"
Where my office used to stand was now a pile of re-bar, concrete, and rubble. I was staring at the mess when something caught my eye; the only thing still intact. It was a photo in a frame. There was a man standing next me in the pic. He was holding up a shiny new badge. He looked familiar.....
"un gato....I haven't talked to him since my first case. I wonder what he's doing."
My question was soon answered. A man appeared from the shadows. He was tall, bald, and spoke with a scottish accent.
"He's on a secret case. You know what it is."
"Unity."
"We couldn't wait til you healed to go after him. un gato was sent incognito. But there's a problem."
"Lemme guess. You want me to fix this "problem".
"Three days ago he was traveling with some of Unity's highest lackeys in the Underground. Someone recognized him as a detective. The lackey's found out. We haven't heard from him since. I think you know what we want you to do."
"Find him, rescue him, eliminate Unity."
"Correct." He fished around in his bag for something. "Here, you'll be needing this."
"My magnum." There were three bullets left in the clip.
"How am I supposed to find him?"
He shrugged. "I don't know. You're the detective......."

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Here's the last story. Sorry if it's a little short. I'm feeling a little under the weather right now. (cold)

MC's Brother sent this nice PM from the Bungie.net abyss, where those who have been banned are cast. He should return from the hell of eternal "your mom" jokes in about a week, though.

And here's a link to last weeks chapter in the saga. If it classifies as a saga, I'm not sure.

[Edited on 1/20/2005 6:57:41 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 9:17 PM PDT
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Nice, rather short though, too bad it's the last one I guess :(

  • 01.19.2005 9:20 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Kroenen
Nice, rather short though, too bad it's the last one I guess :(

Why would it be the last one? I'm goin to write one this weekend, and already have most of it planned out. Mc's Bro gave me a few good ideas...

Obviously, those "ideas" weren't to write about a cold, dark cage that Unity's keeping me in. No, I won't be in any cage.

[Edited on 1/19/2005 9:39:22 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 9:38 PM PDT
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Oh, I thought it said the last one...I must've misunderstood

  • 01.19.2005 9:42 PM PDT
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-_-

What happened to the List?

Good story, a bit short. Still no list :(

[Edited on 1/19/2005 9:51:38 PM]

  • 01.19.2005 9:49 PM PDT
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Can I be in one of the stories? Even if i'm just a rookie who gets killed three sentences after he enters the story.

  • 01.19.2005 10:23 PM PDT
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The idea of banning is to prevent further use of the Forums.

He should post this in person when his ban expires.

  • 01.19.2005 10:51 PM PDT
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Ah, hell, I can't resist.

LAST THREAD UN GA2 MENTIONED DUAL S2RY LIENS MIEN STARTNG IN TEH HOSPITAL HIS ON A S3CR3T CAES!!!!!!!1 HER3S MIEN

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I1!11!1!1!!11!1!!1!11!11!111!111!!111111!11!1!!!111!11111!11! 111!!1!11111!1!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!1111!!!1!!1!1111!!1!11!11 !!!1!1111!11!!!!11!11!!1!1111!!11!111!111!11!11!!!111111!1!!! 111!!!11!!!11!!!!!1!1!1!!!1!!1!!11!11111!1111!!!!1!1!11!!!11! 11!11!1!!!!!1!1!1!11!111!!1!!!!1!1!!1111!111!1!1!!!1111!11!11 !!1!111!11!!1!1!111!11!111!11!1!1!!1!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!111!1111 OMG AWOKA IN DA HOSPITAL WIT A NURSE STANDNG OV3R MA1!!! OMG LOL SHE WAS REPLACNG TEH BANDAEGS ON MAH H3AD
HEY!1!! OMG WTF LOL THEIR CUTEI1!1!! OMG LOL CAN YA TEL ME WUT HAPANED
SLAP
OK??!!?? OMG WTF NO MOR3 NM3S11!!1 BUT WUT HAP3NED 2 U?!!??!?! OMG WTF HAD A BOMB 3XPLODE IN UR FAEC!!!11 OMG TH3N UR OFIEC COLAPSAD ON 2P OF U!!!11 U GOT A BROKEN ARM A GASH IN UR T3MPL3 AND U BEN IN A COMA FOR A MONTH1!1! OMG UR LUKY 2 B IN ON3 PEICA
SUDANLY1!11111 IT AL HIT ME LIEK A 2N OF BRIKS1!1!11 WTF LOL I STARTED 2 R3M3MBR 3VARYTHNG!!!11!! WTF UNITY NU MOMBASA TEH BOMB!11!!! WTF I TREID 2 GET UP MUCH 2 DA SURPRIES OF TEH NURSE
WHER311!1 WTF DO U THINK UR GONG
2?!!?! WTF G3T SOME ANSW3RS1111111 OMG WTF LOL AND WIT TAHT I HOBL3D OUT OF DA HOSPITAL 2WARD MAH OMG1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL MAH OFIEC!1!11 LOL MAH BABY
WH3RE111!! WTF LOL MAH OFIEC USAD 2 STAND WAS NOW A PIEL OF R3-BAR CONCRETE AND RUBLE11!1! WTF LOL I WAS STARNG AT DA MES WH3N SOM3THNG CAUGHT MAH EYE DA ONLY THNG STIL INTACT1!1!! OMG IT WAS A PHO2 IN A FRME!11!1! OMG WTF LOL THEYRE WAS A MAN STANDNG NAXT MA IN DA PIC!!!11 OMG WTF HE WAS HOLDNG UP A SHINY NU BADG3!111!1! OMG WTF LOL H3 LOKED FMILIAR..
UN111!!!!1!!1!!!!11!!11!!!1!!1! GA2..I!!!11!!1!!11!11!1!!1!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HAEVNT TOKED 2 HIM SINC3 MAH FIRST CAES111111 WTF LOL I WONDER WUT HAS MAH!111! WTF LOL QUESTION WAS SON ANSW3RED11!!!111 OMG LOL A MAN AP3AERD FROM TEH SHADOWS111!11 WTF LOL HE WAS TAL BALD AND SPOKE WIT A SCOTISH ACANT
H3S1!!!1!1 WTF LOL ON A SECR3T CAES!!!!1! OMG WTF U KNOW WUT IT IS
UNITY
WE1!1! WTF CUDNT WATE TIL U H3AELD 2 GO AFTER HIM11!11!1 LOL UN GA2 WAS SENT INCOGNI211!1111! BUT THEIR A PROBLAM
LEME!11!!1!! WTF GU3S1!!!1! LOL U WANT ME 2 FIX THIS PROBL3M
THRE11!111 OMG WTF DAYS AGO HE WAS TRAEVLNG WIT SOME OF UNITYS HIGH3ST LAKAYS IN DA UNDERGROUND!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SOMAONA RACOGNIEZD HIM AS A D3TACTIEV11!!! TEH LAK3YS FOUND OUT111! WE HAEVNT HAARD FROM HIM SINCE11!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL I THINK U KNOW WUT W3 WANT U 2 DO
FIND1!!1!!! OMG HIM RESCUA HIM ALIMINAET UNITY
CORECT!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL HA FISHED AROUND IN HIS BAG FOR SOMETHNG111111 WTF LOL HARE U B NEDNG MAH1!!! OMG LOL MAGNUM1!1!!1!! OMG WTF THEIR WAR3 THRE BULATS L3FT IN DA CLIM I SUPOS3D 2 FIND HIM
HE?!?!?? SHRUGED11!11! OMG I DONT KNOW1!111 OMG WTF UR DA DETECTIEV...1!1!1!!11!11!1!11!!!1!!1!1!11111!111!!1!1!1!! OMG LOL

  • 01.19.2005 11:03 PM PDT
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Ah, hell, I can't resist.

LAST THREAD UN GA2 MENTIONED DUAL S2RY LIENS MIEN STARTNG IN TEH HOSPITAL HIS ON A S3CR3T CAES!!!!!!!1 HER3S MIEN


The horror...the horror...

How did he get himself banned?

  • 01.19.2005 11:40 PM PDT
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You spelled beginnings wrong. Again. :D

[Edited on 1/20/2005 12:35:19 AM]

  • 01.19.2005 11:46 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Bronzemage
You spelt beginnings wrong. Again. :D


you spelled spelled wrong. again?

  • 01.20.2005 12:22 AM PDT
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My bad.... My very very bad. :(

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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

Humm... I leave the flood for a week, and I'm back just in time to see the new B.Net.

Yey for me. I guess. I mean... It's better then my friend protending(sp?) to kill himself while talking on AIM... then laughing when I believe him...

Didn't MCs Brother get banned on the last story too?

>> Kritz

  • 01.20.2005 3:50 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

The "New B-Net"?

  • 01.20.2005 4:26 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Wait a min, I like the story and all, but what happened to the 7 people who were going to be put in it???

  • 01.20.2005 7:33 AM PDT
Subject: B.Net New Beginnings: Divergent Paths (MC's Brother)

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Bronzemage
You spelled beginnings wrong. Again. :D

Happy? Again?

  • 01.20.2005 6:58 PM PDT
Subject: B.Net New Begginings: Divergent Paths (MC's Brother)

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Ghostkilla
Wait a min, I like the story and all, but what happened to the 7 people who were going to be put in it???

I'm not sure if that list is ever going to happen. Having to include that many people would interfere with the story, although I do try, and I'm sure MC's Brother is as well.

  • 01.20.2005 7:00 PM PDT