- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Go to a public restroom with someone in one of the stalls. Bang on the door, and say in a loud authoritative voice, "Sir! Please try to control the smell in there! We don't want to have to bring in the hoses."
When you are at a hotel, run up to the front desk, look down at the counter, and mumble towards the person behind the desk "Did the purple man with the dwarf in the cardboard box leave the archbishop's phone number?" He will say "What?". Say it again, a little bit louder, but keep it hard to understand. Repeat this process until he is foaming at the mouth and is so angry that he goes to get his supervisor. Then say to his supervisor, "I don't know what the problem is. I just asked him what time the restaurant was open, and he flew off the handle."
[Edited on 1/20/2005 12:24:25 PM]