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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: The Elite_elite
The Elite Elite's covenant fleet arrives in the system to destroy all borg. charges up plasma weapons to fire at borg cubes. Lets see them adapt to that!! Wort Wort Wort!

Covenant destroy one ship (leaving me with 387 battle-ready ships+2 assimilated Blockade runners) before I adapt to the plasma weapons. Large battle ensues, in which I manage to board and assimilate 1 covenant cruiser.
Covenant shield technology is applied to all my units starside. The units planetside have not encountered nor captured any covenant tech yet, so they are stuck with what they started with. All borg planetside are now at my main base and holding defensive positions, awaiting extraction by friendly forces.

  • 01.20.2005 4:59 PM PDT
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I keep running around. That's about it.

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: The Elite_elite
The Elite Elite's covenant fleet arrives in the system to destroy all borg. charges up plasma weapons to fire at borg cubes. Lets see them adapt to that!! Wort Wort Wort!

Covenant destroy one ship (leaving me with 387 battle-ready ships+2 assimilated Blockade runners) before I adapt to the plasma weapons. Large battle ensues, in which I manage to board and assimilate 1 covenant cruiser.
Covenant shield technology is applied to all my units starside. The units planetside have not encountered nor captured any covenant tech yet, so they are stuck with what they started with. All borg planetside are now at my main base and holding defensive positions, awaiting extraction by friendly forces.


I hate borg. Launches Elite's to go groundside in those, um whatever you call them, (You know, like what the helljumpers come down in) while sending Phantoms filled with Brutes, Jackles, Grunts, and Hunters to follow them in and establish a base.

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Halifax is lost. "Why don't bases ever have maps? Our ships have little arrows that show you where you are going and our helmets have nav points...so what is wrong with a good ol' map in this base?"

  • 01.20.2005 5:04 PM PDT
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I snack on some dead borg.

  • 01.20.2005 5:05 PM PDT
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Sends Phantoms into the borg cubes to destroy them.

  • 01.20.2005 5:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Elite_elite
Sends Phantoms into the borg cubes to destroy them.

Upon being boarded, and immune to plasma, all units on the phantoms are assimilated.
(Grunt borgs=teh ownination!)

  • 01.20.2005 5:24 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Are these rules like... ub3r strict? Like ca I make my own little place that really has nothing to do with being a fanboy but I just like to be creative instead of using already made up stuff?

  • 01.20.2005 7:04 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

as long as they are fair.

  • 01.20.2005 8:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: The Elite_elite
Sends Phantoms into the borg cubes to destroy them.

Upon being boarded, and immune to plasma, all units on the phantoms are assimilated.
(Grunt borgs=teh ownination!)


Sends in a team of Elites with Carbines to defend a bomb from the borg so as to destroy the cube.

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I get a insta-army, oh sorry I start growing an army very slowly.

  • 01.20.2005 9:08 PM PDT
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gamingfreak and master cheif sneak inside borg base plant a bomb and destroy the borg base.lets see you adapt to this!

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Posted by: lobsterok
Posted by: Texas Ben
You can't use ST tech. You're stuck with StarWars Tech. You can lose ten jedi. Sheesh. Don't jack this likte the shapeshifter guy did the last time.


*Holds hands up innocently* okay, okay.

One thing I'm not sure about though, I suppose I can't be the Rebels because Casey is... but can I be the Republic? They are from differents "era"s.


Dude, be the Empire. We can form an Alliance.

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Posted by: gamingfreak200
lets see you adapt to this!


Shouldn't have said that. When I said it they did adapt.

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Posted by: The Elite_elite
Posted by: gamingfreak200
lets see you adapt to this!


Shouldn't have said that. When I said it they did adapt.
how can they adapt to a bomb its gona blow them up into bite size peices for those brutes to eat.

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Casey's Rebel/New Republic fleet comes out of hyperspace after it left to regroup, get three fresh wings of B-wings, and one wing of the new K-wings. Bristling with concussion misslie launchers, proton torpedo tubes, two light turbolaser turrets, and many, many blaster cannons, these bad boys are tough, rough, and capable of dishing out some seriously heavy damage.

His fleet deploys its fighters to begin strikes on the damaged Borg ships, with the support of the Mon Cal cruisers. 10 of the 12 damaged cubes are destroyed, at the loss of 10 B-wings, 4 Y-wings, and 2 K-wings.

The Borg fleet begins moving in on Casey's forces. Borg transport onto one of Casey's MC-80 Home One-class cruisers, ironically named the Assimilator. Although resistance is stiff and many Borg casualties are taken due to the fact that they can't adapt to blaster fire, this fight was one of attrition. The Borg just kept coming and coming, whereas the MC-80's crew was limited. The five Jedi on board go into hiding while the ship is assimilated. They know that as long as they don't present a threat, they Borg will leave them be.

Meanwhile, Casey's fleet outmanuvers the more cumbersome Borg cubes and escapes, to count the losses and make repairs.

Today's losses:
10 B-wings
4 Y-wings
2 K-wings
One MC-80 Home One Class Battle Cruiser (captured), the Assimilator, and all hands, save for the five Jedi and a handful of the security team.
Ten Blockade Runners (heavily damaged)
One MC-90 Calamari cruiser, the Insurgent (moderately damaged)

Meanwhile, Casey sends half his Jedi one a group of Blockade Runners planetside. They make a very short in-system hyperspace jump in order to avoid the Borg forces, and enter the other side of the planet, continuing the rest of the trip by atmospheric flight. They safely make it to the Covenant/UNSC/Half-Life stronghold.

[Edited on 1/20/2005 10:02:31 PM]

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Posted by: Texas Ben
as long as they are fair.


This from someone using the Borg! You know you're just going to assimilate everyone in the end!

  • 01.23.2005 8:44 AM PDT
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I keep on running around. Then, I get shot in the head by a stray bullet. Game over.

(I'll be back with another game)

  • 01.23.2005 8:46 AM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Oryx9
Posted by: Texas Ben
as long as they are fair.


This from someone using the Borg! You know you're just going to assimilate everyone in the end!


yes, but at least I will have fun playing ;)

  • 01.23.2005 11:44 AM PDT
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My body lays around for days. Rats nibble on my flesh, inadvertently contrating a rare virus that was in my blood. They bite a borg. He spreads it too the rest of them. My ghost shouts "QUICK EVERYONE! WHILE THEY'RE WEAK!"

  • 01.23.2005 11:50 AM PDT
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Unfortunately for you, the borg have a highly advanced immune system that destroys any pathogen preety much as it enters the body (ala staer trek.com bor species list...). Virus negated.

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Sets a bomb on the planet to blow it up while the borg are there. I recover all of my groundside guys and blast out of the system to watch the explosion from a safe distence.

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I lay in a coffin during a memorial service. Batman is there. He delivers a great speach. Then, they bury me.

[Edited on 1/23/2005 12:07:51 PM]

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Posted by: Casey
They safely make it to the Covenant/UNSC/Half-Life stronghold.

... which is currently under attack by borg forces... my surface warriors (the crew of the 30 downed cubes) have been upgraded with ballistic armour, but they do not yet have the modified shield technology taken from the covenant that is now being used by by cubes in orbit. With most enemy ships either out-of-system or making repairs, the borg take this chance to break orbit from the second gas giant and form a perimeter off of the main planet.

  • 01.23.2005 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Elite_elite
Sets a bomb on the planet to blow it up while the borg are there. I recover all of my groundside guys and blast out of the system to watch the explosion from a safe distence.

Strike from one of my orbital cubes vaporizes it

  • 01.23.2005 12:10 PM PDT