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Posted by: gamingfreak200
Halo Team:on a journey to activate the Halos and destroy all those who oppose the covenant.army is mainly compossed with elites,hunters,and jackles.we will be sending our troops in ghosts,phantoms,and spectres.-sends out elites in ghosts and some wraithes to take out the ST'ers.

Sorry, we can't use the Halos. (grumble grumble)

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: gamingfreak200
Halo Team:on a journey to activate the Halos and destroy all those who oppose the covenant.army is mainly compossed with elites,hunters,and jackles.we will be sending our troops in ghosts,phantoms,and spectres.-sends out elites in ghosts and some wraithes to take out the ST'ers.

Sorry, we can't use the Halos. (grumble grumble)
ok, ill still wipe them out with wraithes and ghosts.

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Posted by: gamingfreak200
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: gamingfreak200
Halo Team:on a journey to activate the Halos and destroy all those who oppose the covenant.army is mainly compossed with elites,hunters,and jackles.we will be sending our troops in ghosts,phantoms,and spectres.-sends out elites in ghosts and some wraithes to take out the ST'ers.

Sorry, we can't use the Halos. (grumble grumble)
ok, ill still wipe them out with wraithes and ghosts.

Have fun. I am just waiting for those stupid borg to land. They are such pansies.

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Posted by: gamingfreak200
Halo Team:on a journey to activate the Halos and destroy all those who oppose the covenant.army is mainly compossed with elites,hunters,and jackles.we will be sending our troops in ghosts,phantoms,and spectres.-sends out elites in ghosts and some wraithes to take out the ST'ers.

The orbital fleet withdraws behind the second gas giant to regroup and rearm,
(consists of 469 cubes and 2 assimilated Blockade runners)
while the surface force (consisting of the 30 crashed cubes) is able to completely equip itself with ballistic armour. Because they are cybernetic organisms and unaffected by the cold, they withdraw to the south pole of the planet(too cold for extended operations by most other teams), where several of their ships had landed. The rest are en route now. The sheild generators on all the ships still work, and the borg currently have five of them deployed around their base. The other generators are being transported by the borg traveling from the other crash sites. ETA for other borg is 2 days. Borg at main base holding defensive positions pending their arrival.

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I'm assuming this main base is nearby. Halifax keeps watch on the base and every time a borg is seen he opens fire, quickly hiding. "Resistance is futile stupid borg! You can't win. You shall be imprisonated!" He laughs at his own cleverness.

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We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Texas Ben
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So how do we... uh... how... start?

I will play Star Trek, as the Borg Hive Mind.

I warp my fleet of five hundred Borg Cubes into the system and begin orbiting the planet, preparing for deployment of ground forces.

Assuming that Durandal doesn't count as a super weapon, he takes the two gas giants and begins to extract elements from it, fusing the useless elements into larger ones that can be used and utilizing the fusion process to power the conversion plants.

He uses these materials to began creating FTL missles, which he stores aboard Boomer. His ship is manned with Sph't, which are immune to Borg assimilation due to their already mechanical nature.

In order to make room for the new FTL missles, he launches his current load of over 2,500 at the borg cubes, 5 to each.

Haha, just you try and beat Durandal! It cannot be done!

[Edited on 1/20/2005 4:17:11 PM]

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Posted by: Halifax
I'm assuming this main base is nearby. Halifax keeps watch on the base and every time a borg is seen he opens fire, quickly hiding. "Resistance is futile stupid borg! You can't win. You shall be imprisonated!" He laughs at his own cleverness.

Main base is on the south pole of the planet, which is too cold for extended military ops by you humans... But the majority of my borg are still en route, carring heavy equipment and vulnerable. Harass them if you must. My current base is pretty much unstormable by land at the momnet... Three overlapping ship-grade shield generators in a metal stockade guarded by 3000 or so PO'd borg. Better take it out quick, before the 10000 or so guys from the otjher 27 ships show up!

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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Ender
So how do we... uh... how... start?

I will play Star Trek, as the Borg Hive Mind.

I warp my fleet of five hundred Borg Cubes into the system and begin orbiting the planet, preparing for deployment of ground forces.

Assuming that Durandal doesn't count as a super weapon, he takes the two gas giants and begins to extract elements from it, fusing the useless elements into larger ones that can be used and utilizing the fusion process to power the conversion plants.

He uses these materials to began creating FTL missles, which he stores aboard Boomer. His ship is manned with Sph't, which are immune to Borg assimilation due to their already mechanical nature.

In order to make room for the new FTL missles, he launches his current load of over 2,500 at the borg cubes, 5 to each.

Haha, just you try and beat Durandal! It cannot be done!


79 ships destroyed, 12 critically damaged. On the rest, the missiles failed to impact on critical systems, leaving me with
479-79=400 functional ships - 12 offline for repairs. Borg cutting beams slice the hull and take the conversion plants offline, but fail to penetrate the fusion cores.

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I run up behind Halifax. His laughing was stupid. It just made him easier to find. I club him. Then I take the body, and strip its clothes. Then I chain it down in the middle of a field. After that, I write a note.

Borg, here is a sacrifice/peace offering. My name is Douglas Brown. I am only one man, thus, I do not wish to try to oppose you. But, like any man, I do dot wish to be assimilated. Please take this man and do what you wish with him.

Douglas Brown


Then I make absolutly sure that there are no finger prints or any traces or scents of me anywhere. I pick up everything and continue onward.

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Halifax
I'm assuming this main base is nearby. Halifax keeps watch on the base and every time a borg is seen he opens fire, quickly hiding. "Resistance is futile stupid borg! You can't win. You shall be imprisonated!" He laughs at his own cleverness.

Main base is on the south pole of the planet, which is too cold for extended military ops by you humans... But the majority of my borg are still en route, carring heavy equipment and vulnerable. Harass them if you must. My current base is pretty much unstormable by land at the momnet... Three overlapping ship-grade shield generators in a metal stockade guarded by 3000 or so PO'd borg. Better take it out quick, before the 10000 or so guys from the otjher 27 ships show up!

Ok fine, I am shooting your carriers.

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Posted by: Halifax
Ok fine, I am shooting your carriers.

uhhhh how? You are outside my base... which is 500 miles or so away from the rest of my forces.

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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Halifax
Ok fine, I am shooting your carriers.

uhhhh how? You are outside my base... which is 500 miles or so away from the rest of my forces.

I thought you said I could harrass your stupid guys that were carrying whatever stuff. Oh well, I am unconcsious and in your grasp anyway so it doesn't matter.

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Posted by: Halifax
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Posted by: Halifax
Ok fine, I am shooting your carriers.

uhhhh how? You are outside my base... which is 500 miles or so away from the rest of my forces.

I thought you said I could harrass your stupid guys that were carrying whatever stuff. Oh well, I am unconcsious and in your grasp anyway so it doesn't matter.

*Borg completely ignore naked halifax, deeming that anyone with such inadequate equipment is unworthy of assimilation*

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*sits*

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Halifax wakes up and realizes that he is not naked. He sighs in relief although he doesn't know why he should think he is naked. He is stripped to his underwear though. He looks around and sees borg walking by. doing something pointless as always..stupid zombies Halifax thought to himself.

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*Borg ground forces chase Douglas, while continuing to ignore Halifax*

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Halifax takes the huge hint and runs for it. He trips up Douglass who is running rather slow and then he continues on without looking back.

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*seeing that halifax finally took one of his many hints and second chances, the borg begin to chase him as well, running as fast as borg can... which is about 7 Mph.

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I rgain myself. Then luckily, I am sucked to the ceiling by one of those barnicles,

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Posted by: Douglas Brown
I rgain myself. Then luckily, I am sucked to the ceiling by one of those barnicles,

luckily? You need to get your priorities straight.

Halifax all of a sudden decides to look back and realizes the borg are not as friendly as they were before. "Dangit I thought they didn't care." He searches for a weapon. All he finds is a knife. He then continues running.

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The Elite Elite's covenant fleet arrives in the system to destroy all borg. charges up plasma weapons to fire at borg cubes. Lets see them adapt to that!! Wort Wort Wort!

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Then, I use a few bullets to shoot myself down. The borg have gone on chasing Halifax. I am save. Now, I run off.


[Out of story]
BTW Mr. Fax, I tried to enter Douglass, Douglas was taken, as screen name for another site, and it said that the user name could not contain "ass".

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*many borg units get sucked up by barnicle things*
Damn barnicles.

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TSP

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Posted by: Douglas Brown
Then, I use a few bullets to shoot myself down. The borg have gone on chasing Halifax. I am save. Now, I run off.


[Out of story]
BTW Mr. Fax, I tried to enter Douglass, Douglas was taken, as screen name for another site, and it said that the user name could not contain "ass".

Did you just call me Mr. Fax? Thats a new one...

Halifax looks back at the borg on the ceiling and laughs...he then runs into a door. "Shouldn't these thins open automatically?" He asks rubbing his head. He continues running.

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