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Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

Needs more Wikus...

You have a better chance of falling off a couch and dying then falling off a rollercoaster and dying.

  • 07.08.2008 1:26 PM PDT
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Snakes have 2 pen0rz.

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  • 07.09.2008 4:06 AM PDT
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You cant have a window puppet show in NYC or the police will aresst you!!

  • 07.09.2008 6:23 AM PDT
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In space, no one can hear you scream.

the most random fact to win prizes!

  • 07.09.2008 11:26 AM PDT

I can seduce a nun in a matter if seconds.

my serial number doesn't fit on my dick

  • 07.09.2008 11:27 AM PDT
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penguins have one orgasm every year





-yes this is true

  • 07.09.2008 11:37 AM PDT

Stainless steel isn't necessarily stainless.

  • 07.09.2008 11:41 AM PDT

Stainless steel isn't necessarily stainless.

  • 07.09.2008 11:41 AM PDT

Average Joe l Youtube Channel l Twitter
Fools react, masters respond

~B.B.

Ten percent of Americans believe Elvis is still alive.
There was a poster about that at Fat Burger.

~Hawk~

  • 07.09.2008 11:56 AM PDT

International Army for the Liberation of Hotdogs.
" The Grunt " - Death Served on A Screaming Platter!
You lack the majestic curves of a ripe banana! YOU SIR ARE A PINEAPPLE
win
Justin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.

1. Actually a lightening bolt is 3 times hotter than the sun.
2. Hitler isn't dead, his brain was implanted into a german schnauzer!!!!
3. When u get shocked it isn't measured in volts. Volts is the currents it travels
4. Diabetics are genetically superior
5. with all the veins in the human body, u can go around the world twice
6. People put sugar in molotov cocktails to make home made napalm
7. potato chips are twice as unhealthy as french fries

  • 07.09.2008 12:14 PM PDT
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Lipstick is made of shark liver... =) dont let women know that

  • 07.09.2008 12:20 PM PDT

Continuing my quest to kill all of the jokes who play Halo 3, ODST, and now Reach.

85% of Americans think that they have an above average sense of humor.

Think about it.

  • 07.09.2008 3:24 PM PDT

when chuck norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris

  • 07.09.2008 9:23 PM PDT
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These Snozz Beries taist like Snozz Beries

  • 07.10.2008 1:29 AM PDT

Mors viae ad reverentiam est.

Vincis vel mortis.

Cats don't eat sharks, sharks eat rocks, rocks are dumb, dumb are a dumb person!

  • 07.10.2008 1:39 AM PDT

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  • 07.10.2008 1:43 AM PDT
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Pinocchio is wooden.

  • 07.10.2008 1:44 AM PDT
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call these phone numbers for fun
412-496-7119
321-684-8575
412-592-3962
412-401-7086
412-414-9636

  • 07.10.2008 2:33 AM PDT

Posted by: ntrance42
Did you know it was illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington?

did you know that in washington DC it's illegal for a flying saucer to land in the city? i am not lying.

  • 07.10.2008 2:35 AM PDT

~BS

Posted by: Hawaii6U
78% of people die.


no way!!

  • 07.10.2008 3:02 AM PDT

there is an anteater species which I think has 4 heads on its Pen15

  • 07.10.2008 3:08 AM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Posted by: fallen224
there is an anteater species which I think has 4 heads on its Pen15


Sweet jesus I need to get in on that.

  • 07.10.2008 3:09 AM PDT

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"Waiting is good. It means you’re not going to die. The person you need to feel sorry for is the one who gets rushed into the ER and treated first."

NREMT-B

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

It is illegal to molest butterflies in california. I didn't know it had ever become a problem. Go figure.

  • 07.10.2008 3:41 AM PDT
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If ever stranded in the middle of the ocean, an average sized turtle's blood can sustain a human body for 9 days.

  • 07.10.2008 3:54 AM PDT

‮‮Awesax

Fact: this thread is random.

  • 07.10.2008 4:28 AM PDT