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Forever the Darkness prevails!

your mom got laid in bed last night :)

  • 07.10.2008 10:38 AM PDT
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As if this really matters.

I have a urinary tract infection

  • 07.10.2008 10:40 AM PDT

theres little i know about combat soooooooo.... i think i,ll run i sceaming with a pistol, and hope it turns out fine :)

Isles of Scilly: The Smallest Football League in the World (soccer)
2 teams play each other again and agian ect

  • 07.10.2008 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mykester
Posted by: Pyromaniac 2090
Posted by: Mykester
Posted by: Pyromaniac 2090

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which
they start.

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North America N=/=A
South America S=/=A


America Is what they mean I believe.


Close but no cigar.

Did you know cigars are cuban?


Except the ones from the Dominican Republic. Or Jamaica. Or Colombia. Or the U.S. Or...anywhere else that grow tobacco and rolls it into a cigar.

[Edited on 07.10.2008 10:58 AM PDT]

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Scientists proved that bananas can't fly

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Nutmeg is a hallucinogen.

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1. In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That’s where the phrase, “goodnight, sleep tight” came from.

2. The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” Uses every letter in the alphabet.


3. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

4. The term “the whole 9 yards” came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the..50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got “the whole 9 yards.”

5. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11’s lunar module landed on the moon.

If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Fcat. i cant spell

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79% of all Computer viruses work for large crime syndicates, they are not paid but get pleasure from raiding your secret por*****phy files then p*****g off with them; leaving your computer boring...

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really...(in background) Mum can we get some nutmeg!?!...

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Words from a master...
A Wise Monkey never Monkey's with another Monkey's Monkey.

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"The pain of having less is much stronger than the joy of having more." Workers who discover they're earning more for the same work may be happy, but those who earn less can quickly feel slighted, killing motivation and often the quality of their output.

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If you do a realllly complicated sum then divide it by two then you will get around 49. This is also the number of people, out of 5, who read this and will try to do that. At least until the first apperance of the word "this".

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According to Jeffrey Strain of TheStreet.com, here are 10 traits that will make you rich.
Patience
Satisfaction
Organization
Discipline
Reflectiveness
Creativity
Creativity
Curiosity
Risk-Taking
Goal-Oriented
Hard & Smart Working

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THIS ONE IS GOOD
What was the best political joke of 2006?
According to about.com and their top 25 funny jokes "I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers, and rubble, and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to America she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo-ops in the world." --Comedian Stephen Colbert, roasting Bush at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

  • 07.10.2008 4:08 PM PDT

oysters are harmaphidiots

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Posted by: atm1026
Posted by: Centru 2000
80% or more of Ketchup, Tomato Sauce,or Tomato Paste, contains bugs, the reason being, that it is impossible to filter a tomato before or after it becomes made in to sauce, paste, or Ketchup. So if you feel a small crunch in you ketchup,etc. try to ignore it.


FACT: i would live happier life without knowing that.



FACT: I R g00d A7 ScR3WiNg 7hins up.


Also who ever said this "The carrying of a comb in your pocket is illegal in the state of Alabama." I Denounce that for I live there but I am not tottaly sure so when I get back to Alabama I will comfirm.

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Posted by: Snarlz


Some facts used


A spiders silk is stronger than steel.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. .

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

most people who read the word "Yawning" will yawn.

In York, it's perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.

a lightning bolt is hotter than the sun



A spiders silk is stronger than steel.
"it's four times stronger then steel just to be political correct"

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
"what kind of jelly KY?"


President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
"that's faster then japanese when they learn english"

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
"WOW bungies agaist bumping so it's Shakespeare fulat for making the word that can get us blacklisted"

most people who read the word "Yawning" will yawn.
"subliminal messages don't yyaawwwwnnn"

In York, it's perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.
"i cant belive that" maybe way back when but not now

a lightning bolt is hotter than the sun
"it's only hotter then the sufface temp. not the sun"

  • 07.10.2008 7:57 PM PDT

It's all in good fun!

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

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In providence, Rhode Island, it is illegal to sell a toothbrush on Sunday.

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My left cornea itches

  • 07.11.2008 1:06 PM PDT

1. Pie tastes good.
2. Mouse se x lasts only 5 seconds.
3. It would take 5000 strands of spider web to make a ribbon 1 inch wide.

  • 07.11.2008 1:14 PM PDT

The shortest war in history was between England and Zanzibar in 1896. 38 minutes later, Zanzibar surrendered.

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