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Subject: Say the most random facts! 2500+ Comments!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

[Edited on 07.27.2008 9:18 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2008 9:18 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

NINJA SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you see a shooting star dont make a wish get drunk

  • 07.28.2008 7:29 AM PDT

its illegal to tie a girrafes neck around a flagpole in Atlanta

  • 07.28.2008 7:31 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

The fact that you edit the number of replies into your title sickens me.

  • 07.28.2008 7:34 AM PDT
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Pressure Alttitude in aviation is the alttitude shown by the alttimiter when it is set at 29.92 inches of mercury.

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The United Stated owes more than 12 TRILLION in external debt!

  • 07.28.2008 5:57 PM PDT

Smith Lords

I suck at GOW

  • 07.28.2008 6:21 PM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

Halo was made by bungie

  • 07.28.2008 6:56 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random facts! 2500+ Comments!

Only in death does duty end!

Posted by: iChigg
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.


Chuck Norris decided to puch his way out of the womb. This action he commanly refered to as a C-section.

The only thing Chuck Norris lost was his virginity

There was story in China that a boy would be born from a dragon. That boy would then go forth and save the world of evil. Chuck Norris is not that boy, but did kill him.

[Edited on 07.28.2008 7:22 PM PDT]

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The average NFL player's career only lasts three and a half years.

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Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

10 out of 10 people that ask for Recon don't get it.

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hot pockets have paint in them

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more people are killed by donkeys than airplane crashes

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-Tally Ho

The USA is still a British Colony





Just Kidding





7 out of 10 people in The southern hemisphere own a watch.

  • 07.28.2008 8:58 PM PDT
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biting claws is a same thing like licking a toilet

  • 07.29.2008 8:13 AM PDT

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  • 07.29.2008 9:01 AM PDT

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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


ummm...I live in Finland and Donald Duck comics aren't banned here :)

  • 07.29.2008 9:03 AM PDT

"We forget that what matters begins with the imagination."
- Terry Brooks

I would like to consider myself a Floodian. WRLAAWRSHGLK!

More people are killed by pigs every year than by sharks or dogs.

  • 07.29.2008 11:53 AM PDT

"Though I journey through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000Ft and climbing"
— SR-71A Blackbird Pilot

Rules of the Internet. Learn them.

The average chocolate bar has 1-8 insect legs in it. O.o

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i just ate a cat with rabies in 1 gulp FACT
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In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere.

Posted by: a rabid snail
In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere.

  • 07.29.2008 12:01 PM PDT

Ohhhhh the irony!

video games are banned in Greece

  • 07.29.2008 12:02 PM PDT

I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!
I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!
I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!

Do not anger the Norris.

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i just shaved my pubes and now my ballz itch

  • 07.29.2008 12:07 PM PDT

I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!
I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!
I'M GONNA HEADBUT YA!!

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i just shaved my pubes and now my ballz itch


lovely

  • 07.29.2008 12:08 PM PDT