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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
[Edited on 07.27.2008 9:18 PM PDT]