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Posted by: brodee
97% of statistics are false.


is this?

  • 08.17.2008 12:52 PM PDT

"We're surrounded, that simplifies the problem."

-Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

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Posted by: brodee
97% of statistics are false.


is this?


Ooh, Touché!

  • 08.17.2008 12:56 PM PDT
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the sportsman was Yogi Berra. He has some very funny quotes.
Posted by: Vrax 0nuri
a sportsman, dont know his name, when asked if he would like his pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices he replied "6, i don't think i can eat 8"


[Edited on 08.17.2008 1:14 PM PDT]

  • 08.17.2008 1:13 PM PDT
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Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

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Posted by: Connorwmcl
If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends.


That's what i told your mom last night


You are SO funny, how long did it take you to think that up?

  • 08.17.2008 2:43 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

Peanuts aren 't nuts; they are beans

  • 08.17.2008 2:44 PM PDT
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• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!

• A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

• Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.

• The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

• Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

•Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Enjoy. :)



  • 08.17.2008 4:13 PM PDT
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Your mother is a very handsome man.

Humans spend on average over one third of their lives sleeping

  • 08.17.2008 4:16 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

Your mother is a very handsome man.

Posted by: Maraud3r 43
If getting shot at the safest thing to do is dive in the water... Its true it was on mythbusters. Bullets just shatter into fragments and go only about one foot when they hit water

that only happens to high velocity rounds
pistol rounds are quiet capable of killing you, and buckshot can kill you up to over 20 feet underwater

  • 08.17.2008 4:39 PM PDT
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Peter

Florida

The main ingredient in steroids is Michael Phelps blood.

  • 08.17.2008 4:41 PM PDT
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1 in every 15,000 ant eggs contains a male ant. all others are female

  • 08.17.2008 11:28 PM PDT

There is a fly on my wall. Fact.

  • 08.17.2008 11:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: DC118
1 in every 15,000 ant eggs contains a male ant. all others are female

DO NOT THINK THAT ANT IS LUCKY
HE WILL DIE 1 HOUR AFTER MATING ONCE

  • 08.17.2008 11:40 PM PDT
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peanuts arent nuts but are actually peas

  • 08.18.2008 8:03 AM PDT
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Eating your boogers helps improve your immune system.

  • 08.18.2008 8:14 AM PDT

"I got a letter from somebody here a while back, and they said, 'Bob, everything in your world seems to be happy.' That's for sure. That's why I paint. It's because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news."

Join this group you twats.

no whale hunting in ohio on mondays

  • 08.18.2008 8:16 AM PDT

Your mother is a very handsome man.

traveling beyond the speed of light will slow down time for you
so if two people are born on the same day, and one of them travels at light speed for 20 years, the one that travelled will be physically younger than the other guy

  • 08.18.2008 8:33 AM PDT

It is illegal in Slabobeia to chew sugarfree mint gum with your left shoelace tied tighter then your right on the third wednesday if the date adds up to an odd number over 26 and you dog eats dog food that comes from a store that has rotten milk on second tuesday of a month that has more than two silables and if the letter it starts with is an odd number in order of the 1547 alphabet of hogs who have shoes who come from a company that makes more shoes on thursday than any day that its beginning letter of its second silable has over 4 million words that start with it in the language of any country that has changed its name nore times than any odd prime number that is less than 100 and 99 and 98 and 97 and 96 and 95 and 94 and 93 and 92 and 91 and 90 and 89 and 88 and 87 and 86 and 85 and 84 and 83 and has eaten over twenty gallons cheese product that expired in a month more than 1461357834657326097385565890675776766795867987936876987953673 9678567598423590678925896758647575987657628557947575778879365 9086358903689089078978903890738907383783687393658095909845438 4230986659028692576857628957897752911879351478390579174576564 7518753651735674562562646547474745453473832920202983746565647 3823828273272987398127483274987335874674356858675896785768971 2334578876655458999764434645627579456847858645698509858964837 0986907849068796857986579856798697856908790687409768786097869 0874698794679068903897267474657768697078564534343526272828282 8673464654765862865845685600000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999988888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888887245687198348763897483 6543908572689742897598137094837589749687856536348976567985768 5476827689279467506587692470629867598672986758762856450849985 9688256906957986952087598679824679857685786751674787986782678 578788795627098574895 mili-seconds ago on the third tuesday in november sold by a man who old computer has a bianary code of 1010101010101010100010100101010101010101101010101010101010101 0101010101001010101010101010101010101010100000000000000011111 1111101010101010100101010101010101010101010101010101010101010 1001010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 0101010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 0101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 beacause he spilled coffe from any coffe store that has any kind of muffin that has blueberry's that were grown on the fourth friday of september.

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  • 08.18.2008 9:03 AM PDT
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A turtle can breath through it's butt if necessary.

  • 08.18.2008 9:55 AM PDT

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.

In microsoft office word... You can type words!

  • 08.19.2008 2:24 AM PDT

Alex cunningham

peigons feathers are heavier then its bones

  • 08.19.2008 3:47 AM PDT
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on halo 3 the word on the side of the rocket launcher looks like ''spunker''

rofl.

also marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries.

rofl again.

[Edited on 08.19.2008 3:57 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2008 3:56 AM PDT

GENERATION 24:The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

-The founder of Kodak, George Eastman, hated having his picture taken.
-Disney world is twice the size of Manhattan.

  • 08.19.2008 4:00 AM PDT

John Weersen

Ducks quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Wrong. The quack echo just sounds exactly like the quack, and it's hard to hear it. Just watch Mythbusters.

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  • 08.19.2008 4:04 AM PDT

"We're not c*nts, we're Fitzroy!"
I <3 Australia!

Who else thinks Bungie should change Brig. Generals to look like this?

-Slindish

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

cheers
slindish

  • 08.19.2008 4:40 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most RANDOM FACTS! (Now with Leaderboards)

Posted by: ZDominatorX
It is illegal in Slabobeia to chew sugarfree mint gum with your left shoelace tied tighter then your right on the third wednesday if the date adds up to an odd number over 26 and you dog eats dog food that comes from a store that has rotten milk on second tuesday of a month that has more than two silables and if the letter it starts with is an odd number in order of the 1547 alphabet of hogs who have shoes who come from a company that makes more shoes on thursday than any day that its beginning letter of its second silable has over 4 million words that start with it in the language of any country that has changed its name nore times than any odd prime number that is less than 100 and 99 and 98 and 97 and 96 and 95 and 94 and 93 and 92 and 91 and 90 and 89 and 88 and 87 and 86 and 85 and 84 and 83 and has eaten over twenty gallons cheese product that expired in a month more than 1461357834657326097385565890675776766795867987936876987953673 9678567598423590678925896758647575987657628557947575778879365 9086358903689089078978903890738907383783687393658095909845438 4230986659028692576857628957897752911879351478390579174576564 7518753651735674562562646547474745453473832920202983746565647 3823828273272987398127483274987335874674356858675896785768971 2334578876655458999764434645627579456847858645698509858964837 0986907849068796857986579856798697856908790687409768786097869 0874698794679068903897267474657768697078564534343526272828282 8673464654765862865845685600000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999988888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888887245687198348763897483 6543908572689742897598137094837589749687856536348976567985768 5476827689279467506587692470629867598672986758762856450849985 9688256906957986952087598679824679857685786751674787986782678 578788795627098574895 mili-seconds ago on the third tuesday in november sold by a man who old computer has a bianary code of 1010101010101010100010100101010101010101101010101010101010101 0101010101001010101010101010101010101010100000000000000011111 1111101010101010100101010101010101010101010101010101010101010 1001010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 0101010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 0101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 beacause he spilled coffe from any coffe store that has any kind of muffin that has blueberry's that were grown on the fourth friday of september.
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  • 08.19.2008 9:23 AM PDT