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I killed a Squriel with a snowball
Fritz the Cat was the first X-rated animated film.
you have a 1 in 26,000,000,000,000,000 chance of death by tea-cosy, (thats twenty six thousand billion!)
Nonsense!
My science teacher's uncle died on the toilet.
You always remember your first time.
Here's a few,Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 ft. in length.The first coast-to-coast telephone line was established in 1914.A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
leader of clan slice n dice
Death metal helps plants grow!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary.my blog
monopoly was banned in the USSR because the government claimed that it allowed people to own property.
BUNGLEOwners of the KatanaDead Man's HandPERHAPS YOU COULD SHOW THEM WHAT YOU KNOW?Go State!
Apotemnophobia is the fear of amputees.Sinophobia is the fear of China.Speaking of China, if the population of China started walking past you in rows of 8, the line would never end becuase of the extremely high birth rate.Papaphobia is the fear of the PopeAlbuminurophobia is the fear of kidney diseaseNephophobia is the fear of cloudsVerbophobia is the fear of wordsXerophobia is the fear of drynessLevophobia is the fear of things to the left side of the body
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out because that's whats inside.
FOO FIGHTERS!!!!!
Kool-Aid is a drink can i has #1 plz........ 0.o
PLZ CLICK If I had any dignity, that might have been degrading.
potato's are awesome like red vs. blue speaking of which I'm going to watch
Posted by: DarkPheonix BetaPosted by: llamalizardC:\ -> windowsdelete system 32 from there to fix it.I tried deleting the whole file but it says you cannot delete cuz its required to run windows properly.
aids was created when man got freaky with monkeys
there is an animal called the blue-footed boobie..lol
-blam!- off Trenton
all mammals die with their eyes open
Maroon 5 is awesome. Deal with it.
My neighbour has 3 rabbits
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Posted by: pinguino777777all mammals die with their eyes openReally?
An ant has the smallest know orifice in any known creature, so tiny that it only allows a single atom to pass at a time. The sound of an ant farting has been recorded as the lowest decibel-level achievable in nature.
International Army for the Liberation of Hotdogs." The Grunt " - Death Served on A Screaming Platter!You lack the majestic curves of a ripe banana! YOU SIR ARE A PINEAPPLEwinJustin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.
poop=pudding
Posted by: MyBanMeAccountMuslims have to wear towels on their heads to hide their 2nd vag.you, sir, deserve to die in a vat of toxic waste while rats feed over your dead corpse.you son of a biatch (this is my first time dodging the censorship in B.NET, so you should know that it's a big deal)I do not stand these kind of jokes. I'm going to keep on reporting you by refreshing the page.
Goldmember Loves his gold. He is also known for painting peoples You hoos gold, stating that "its kinda my thing".
in florida its illegal for pregant woman to sky dive on sundays. its realy true!
did you know Adolf Hitler was with his best "friend" in world war one and his "friend" was sniped dead, if it were 2 inches to the left hitler would have been killed and world war 2 would never had happened. sadly thats not the case and he caused millions to die that sniper picked the wrong target.