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Posted by: Zipp117
Okay!! here is sme facts i found in some book on my toilet! (idk if its true, but its funny(With comments to the facts)):
If u scream in eight years, seven months and six days u got enough soundenergi to heat a cup of coffie. (May b worth it...)
If u fart non stop in six years and 9 months u got enough energi to create a nuclear bomb. (Maybe worth a try)
A pigs orgasm lasts in 30 mins! (How the hell did they find out that?!)
To knock ur head in the wall burns ca. 150 cal. in an hour. (Got problems not thinking about that thing with the pig...)
Humans and dolphins r the only animals that have sex for fun. (Is that y Flipper laughs all the time? Y isnt pigs with in this categorie?)
People is usually more afraid of spiders than death.
The bodies strongest muscle is the tounge! (hmmmm.)
Crocodiles cant show theire tounge to u. (Ha Ha, theyre worth it!)
Righthanden persons says to live ten years longer than lefthanded persons.
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can drap 30 times its own weight and always falls on theire right side when they do drugs. (After drinkin small bottles of what??)
Polarbears r lefthanded. (Well, rly? So what? How the hell did they find that out, asked them or what?)
The catfish got 27000 taste thingys, cant remember what its called the small taste things on ur tounge. (hwo would thought that it was so many good tastes on the sea bottom?)
A cockroach live in nine days without a head, till it dies of hunger. (Ew! What kinda sick person would think of to find out this?)
Some lions have sex to 50 times a day! (But i much rather b a pig in my next life.)
When some1 rly annoys u, u should think of that it takes 42 muscles in ur face to put up a worried look, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to straight out ur arm and give the jerk a knock in his head.
Thats evrything, dunno if its true XD
Posted by: Zipp117
Okay!! here is sme facts i found in some book on my toilet! (idk if its true, but its funny(With comments to the facts)):
If u scream in eight years, seven months and six days u got enough soundenergi to heat a cup of coffie. (May b worth it...)
If u fart non stop in six years and 9 months u got enough energi to create a nuclear bomb. (Maybe worth a try)
A pigs orgasm lasts in 30 mins! (How the hell did they find out that?!)
To knock ur head in the wall burns ca. 150 cal. in an hour. (Got problems not thinking about that thing with the pig...)
Humans and dolphins r the only animals that have sex for fun. (Is that y Flipper laughs all the time? Y isnt pigs with in this categorie?)
People is usually more afraid of spiders than death.
The bodies strongest muscle is the tounge! (hmmmm.)
Crocodiles cant show theire tounge to u. (Ha Ha, theyre worth it!)
Righthanden persons says to live ten years longer than lefthanded persons.
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can drap 30 times its own weight and always falls on theire right side when they do drugs. (After drinkin small bottles of what??)
Polarbears r lefthanded. (Well, rly? So what? How the hell did they find that out, asked them or what?)
The catfish got 27000 taste thingys, cant remember what its called the small taste things on ur tounge. (hwo would thought that it was so many good tastes on the sea bottom?)
A cockroach live in nine days without a head, till it dies of hunger. (Ew! What kinda sick person would think of to find out this?)
Some lions have sex to 50 times a day! (But i much rather b a pig in my next life.)
When some1 rly annoys u, u should think of that it takes 42 muscles in ur face to put up a worried look, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to straight out ur arm and give the jerk a knock in his head.
Thats evrything, dunno if its true XD
lol i use to have that same book i think. so thats why dolphins are always savin people thier tryin 2 get streached