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have u been 2 711 latley

every year 2978 left handed people die from using products made for right handed people

  • 11.01.2008 3:25 PM PDT

Fight good. Fight hard. Fight to the death.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

  • 11.01.2008 3:53 PM PDT

I can count!!!

  • 11.01.2008 3:57 PM PDT

Anything can be improved with a Die Hard quote.

Puffins moo!

  • 11.01.2008 4:02 PM PDT
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yesterday i ate a potato and then had to fo poo poo. but then chuck norris came into the bathroom and ate a klondike bar in front of my naked wang. After he left i wiped and threw the toilet paper at my dog. Her name is fufu. After that I warmed myself on a hobo fire and started to cook me some crawdads and stuffed them down a redneck's shorts, he was not happy. My story is more random than the op therefore I win.

  • 11.01.2008 4:04 PM PDT
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when u text message a lot, ur fingers get tired

  • 11.01.2008 4:10 PM PDT

You don't kick a man when they're down, so don't teabag me when I'm dead!

Half of all washing machines break down within the first 4 years... That's why you should buy Calgon detergent to protect your machine!

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon!"

Just saw that advert...

Also Dettol kills 99.99% of all bacteria (I take it the 0.01% is Cancer and AIDS)

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  • 11.01.2008 4:17 PM PDT

-I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy.
-But... what if monkeys really could fly?

More people die by falling coconuts than by sharks

  • 11.01.2008 4:30 PM PDT
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here is a fact

  • 11.01.2008 4:53 PM PDT

I feel ghetto when i ride a bus

  • 11.01.2008 6:45 PM PDT
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He stole it from me.

chickens can live for months headless

  • 11.01.2008 6:48 PM PDT
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Half of the people that read this are below average.

  • 11.01.2008 6:49 PM PDT
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Nature knows no tragedies or catastrophes. It knows no good or evil. It only knows creation and destruction. And no one can be truly happy and free, in the way we were as children before learning of our mortality, without at some point confronting our destruction. And all we can ask for, all we can hope for, all that we can beseech god for, is to win a few battles in a war we will ultimately lose.

4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

  • 11.01.2008 7:15 PM PDT

Yo.

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4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

Hello fifth one.

  • 11.01.2008 7:17 PM PDT

Howdy

Chuck Norris killed Two Stones with a Bird.

  • 11.01.2008 7:17 PM PDT
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theres only two kinds of people i cant stand. people who are intolerrant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch

i just posted something

  • 11.01.2008 7:17 PM PDT
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Nature knows no tragedies or catastrophes. It knows no good or evil. It only knows creation and destruction. And no one can be truly happy and free, in the way we were as children before learning of our mortality, without at some point confronting our destruction. And all we can ask for, all we can hope for, all that we can beseech god for, is to win a few battles in a war we will ultimately lose.

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Posted by: side effect66
4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

Hello fifth one.

you gotta admit,that was pretty smart =]

  • 11.01.2008 7:19 PM PDT

if in doubt, use a mongoose

i got two

1.pluto isn't a planet.

2. three quaters of the population make up 75% of the worlds population.

  • 11.01.2008 7:20 PM PDT

it's just me against the world

mountain dew has 160 calories

  • 11.01.2008 7:21 PM PDT

Yo.

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4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

Hello fifth one.

you gotta admit,that was pretty smart =]

Hence my gifted abilities in life.

  • 11.01.2008 7:23 PM PDT
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Nature knows no tragedies or catastrophes. It knows no good or evil. It only knows creation and destruction. And no one can be truly happy and free, in the way we were as children before learning of our mortality, without at some point confronting our destruction. And all we can ask for, all we can hope for, all that we can beseech god for, is to win a few battles in a war we will ultimately lose.

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4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

Hello fifth one.

you gotta admit,that was pretty smart =]

Hence my gifted abilities in life.

actually,i was talking about my post,but yours was nice too XD

  • 11.01.2008 7:39 PM PDT

Yo.

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4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea,which means the fifth one enjoys it.

Hello fifth one.

you gotta admit,that was pretty smart =]

Hence my gifted abilities in life.

actually,i was talking about my post,but yours was nice too XD

=( Talk about me more! I need more attention!

  • 11.01.2008 7:40 PM PDT
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Did you know I only have one kidney?

  • 11.01.2008 7:51 PM PDT
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A man can breast feed.


lol. That was pretty funny.

  • 11.02.2008 1:08 PM PDT