- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
yesterday i ate a potato and then had to fo poo poo. but then chuck norris came into the bathroom and ate a klondike bar in front of my naked wang. After he left i wiped and threw the toilet paper at my dog. Her name is fufu. After that I warmed myself on a hobo fire and started to cook me some crawdads and stuffed them down a redneck's shorts, he was not happy. My story is more random than the op therefore I win.