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The chance of a meteor hitting the Earth is a smaller chance than everyone in the world holding a perfect matching lottary ticket!
You have a better chance of choking on a bread crust than you do falling of a 3-story-building!
You have a better chance of someone stealing your idenity than you do being hit by a car!
On average, there is a DUI arrest every 10 minutes, most are unheard of!
There is always someone who will not like you for no particular reason! (i.e; racist people)
(Sad to say D:) There is a great chance that if Obama becomes president, it is a good chance a racist group will mostlikey try to assassinate him. (i.e; -blam!-)
Black people are more populant than White people. (No racism ment)
An anaconda regulary kills 3 humans a day.
Accidental -blam!- can regularly be seen on television, even on Kid's Shows? (i.e; Teletubbies lulz)
Three murder attempts are made daily.
When a snake and a rat fight, the rat usually wins.
The chicken came BEFORE the egg.
Pics or it didn't happen. (*sigh*)
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementry, dear Watson!"
The Japanese restraunt "Jurin" is mistakenly said by "Urine" by Lithuanians because a "J" actually is pronounced as a cross-reference between "Y" and "U." (I know from my heritage.)
Usually the first born is a male.
The middle or youngest is usually female.
DO I WIN???