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the state of minnesota has a higher count of sperm and deformed frogs than any other statecompletely 1000000% true
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When Chuck Norris Wants A Egg, He Cracks Open A Chicken.[Edited on 11.20.2008 2:26 AM PST]
Posted by: dm522When Chuck Norris Wants A Egg, He Cracks Open A Chicken.=o
California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ." In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person. The amount of concrete used in the building of the Hoover Dam is equal to that of paving a 4-foot (1.2 m) wide footpath around the equator. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. There is a town in Texas called "Ding Dong." The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.
"Though I journey through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000Ft and climbing"— SR-71A Blackbird Pilot Rules of the Internet. Learn them.
The center of a nuclear explosion is approximatly 300,000 degrees celcius. Over 50 times hotter then the surface of the sun.
knowledge is powerpower comes from energywe get energy from eating foodfood is donutstherefore knowledge is donuts
90% of this game is half mental....Yogism
i took a dump in your mailbox
I am the liquor.
Posted by: Matt343The center of a nuclear explosion is approximatly 300,000 degrees celcius. Over 9000 times hotter then the surface of the sun.Fixed XDOn topic: *GASP* Hamburger.
Its peanut butter jelly time
There are 3 kinds of people in this world:those who can count, and those who can't
Posted by: NUKE PERSONknowledge is powerpower comes from energywe get energy from eating foodfood is donutstherefore knowledge is donutsSo knowlege is oreos....no wonder Im so smart....
Move along people, nothing to see here.
You can't get recon by films, maps, and photos being passed on to your friends.[Edited on 11.21.2008 2:11 PM PST]
Every time a bell rings, an angel dog gets back his huevos.
there is a company making a bomb proof mailbox
I am pleased with my mythic map pack, thank you very much, Bungie.^_^
Posted by: dm522When Chuck Norris Wants A Egg, He Cracks Open A Chicken.Thats awsome. ^_^Did you know that when Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet?Instead, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
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I have lived with the prospect of an early death for the last 49 years. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first. I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.- Stephen Hawking
It is possible to suck your own wang.over 50% of people who just read that have triedYou are now laughing because of your stupidity
It's impossible to take a crap whilst doing a headstand.
^^ post 4343
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WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy was found unconcious earlier today in a Boston hotel. He was found on a stairwell. Nothing else is known.
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Posted by: James720Americans consume about 60000000000000000000000000000 hotdogs per second. QFT[Edited on 11.23.2008 1:28 PM PST]
"Injense pleidas forusa, indigha solutu Salazar, depine forusa solutu."KOTOR
Every time you get a flash picture taken, you lose part of your soul.[Edited on 11.23.2008 3:17 PM PST]
"Slushies are the frag grenades of food fights""flourescent lightbulbs make poor drumsticks""If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you""Head wounds suck""I need CoD 4 like a sex addict needs hookers""Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
When swimming, the average person's heart pumps 2.6 gallons of blood per minute. Michael Phelp's heart pumps 8.