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My game rules:

1. Camping- okay
2. Power weapons- go right ahead
3. Janitor (aka Scrapping)- also good
4. Spawn Killing- What, I'm supposed to give you a chance to kill me?

Ever wondered why are Fire Trucks red?

Fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four plus eight equals twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was the largest ship to sail the seven seas (at the time).
Seas have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Fins fought the Russians.
The Russians were red.
Fire Trucks are always rushin' so:
Fire Trucks are red!

  • 01.01.2009 8:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Maslab
Ever wondered why are Fire Trucks red?

Fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four plus eight equals twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was the largest ship to sail the seven seas (at the time).
Seas have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Fins fought the Russians.
The Russians were red.
Fire Trucks are always rushin' so:
Fire Trucks are red!

It all makes sence now!

  • 01.01.2009 11:13 PM PDT

I was going to use that one. : (

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Posted by: Maslab
Ever wondered why are Fire Trucks red?

Fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four plus eight equals twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was the largest ship to sail the seven seas (at the time).
Seas have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Fins fought the Russians.
The Russians were red.
Fire Trucks are always rushin' so:
Fire Trucks are red!

Wow that was awesome my life is complete now.

  • 01.01.2009 11:49 PM PDT

Not even Chuck Norris can beat the San Jose Sharks.

It used to be illegal in singapore to chew gum

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the average male has about 1,000,000 sperm for every person on the planet

  • 01.02.2009 1:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Element Leaf
Hey, it's that dickwibbler who sent me a broken group invite!
Posted by: Nedus
You go ahead and google it. Find a pic of what I was looking for. If you can't find one, feel free to fist yourself instead.
Posted by: RustyBeardMan
extreme hockey: the puck is a land mine and the hockey sticks are chainsaws

this is the 4607th post on this thread.

  • 01.02.2009 2:23 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Posted by: TRITESANDWICHI said
'key'. Keys open locks. I thought it was implied.

Posted by: Mearle
This is the flood. We have the collective IQ of 67, barely above downs syndrome. Trying to find good and honest deep thoughts here is like trying to find an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.

It took seconds for this fact to actually become a fact.

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I didnt wear a condom last night and im worried :\

  • 01.02.2009 2:48 AM PDT
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the word for people with a speach impediment is "lisp" - how cruel
and people who cant spell have dyslexia - how cruel
god made black people - how cruel

  • 01.02.2009 2:53 AM PDT
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Israel zionist is evil....thats a fact.

[Edited on 01.02.2009 4:22 AM PST]

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The earth is slowing down and a thousand* years from now there won't be a leap year day anymore

*IDK if its a thousand, some huge number like that

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Almost all bungie staff members have recon.

Bungie invented Halo3

Bungie wont give out recon til the mythic maps come out. xXRob5Xx didnt get it and he shoulve.

i <3 Bungyz

Bill Gates is a spazz

I dont want recon wants me.

8=========D

  • 01.02.2009 6:00 PM PDT
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I live in a giant bucket.

IF ANYONE GETS THIS REFERENCE I WILL GIVE YOU MY OWN TEETH!

Uhh, I think I'm a bit late, but that is a reference to awesome Spongebob. Plankton lives in the humongous bucket with a disembodied hand holding the handle. (< I just realized that) I forgot the name though...

And, weirding out your heavy metal fan-friends with Lollipop by Mika is really fun, you should try it someday. Both of my friends bailed out less than 15 seconds in, which is before the actual song starts.

[Edited on 01.03.2009 12:52 AM PST]

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Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod!

  • 01.03.2009 1:14 AM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

The world's longest game of Monopoly lasted more than 660 hours

  • 01.03.2009 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: FacePalm
I didnt wear a condom last night and im worried :\

that sucks for you

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If you tape a cats feet with duck tape they'll wiggle their feet O.O






Signed SKITTLES lol.

  • 01.03.2009 3:01 PM PDT
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A wise man once said...

"Don't worry about it."

Um, because it's bad meat? Don't believe a word of "Fast Food Nation". You won't be smarter after reading it. In fact, you'll be dumber.

  • 01.03.2009 3:06 PM PDT

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GE (General Electric), you might know them from making fridges and washer machines, took part in making a 6 barrelled minigun. NO LIE check it out here

  • 01.03.2009 3:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Budgetgravy
I live in a giant bucket.

IF ANYONE GETS THIS REFERENCE I WILL GIVE YOU MY OWN TEETH!

Uhh, I think I'm a bit late, but that is a reference to awesome Spongebob. Plankton lives in the humongous bucket with a disembodied hand holding the handle. (< I just realized that) I forgot the name though...


chum bukcet?(i think)

  • 01.04.2009 7:32 AM PDT
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You guys know that you lick you elbow and that Coca-Cola use to be green

  • 01.04.2009 7:36 AM PDT

Love is our weapon. <3

It is a proven fact that Barney is a Dinosaur in our imagination.

  • 01.04.2009 8:08 AM PDT