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did you know that every second you spend in front of the computer kills 10000 brain cells.







































did you know that every second your brain reproduces 9999 brain cells.

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it's physically impossible to lick your elbow

  • 03.14.2008 6:24 PM PDT

Why can't red team and blue team just talk it out?

It is illegal in Florida for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to parachute on a sunday

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Posted by: LDelta Live
it's physically impossible to lick your elbow

and that most people will try to this once they hear this fact

  • 03.14.2008 6:25 PM PDT

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In San Jose Ca you cannot sleep in somebodies outhouse without their permision.

  • 03.14.2008 6:26 PM PDT

Why can't red team and blue team just talk it out?

In California, animals cannot mate within 1500 of a church or school

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nvm

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  • 03.14.2008 6:27 PM PDT

the head side of a quarter weighs more

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It takes an IQ of 50 to breathe....

It takes 80 grand to make a missle for a Javelin Missle launcher

The strongest muscle in the body is the toungue

  • 03.14.2008 6:30 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

Wars are started by old senile people, but the young people are the ones that have to die for them just to prove a point.

Turtles have shells.

  • 03.14.2008 7:10 PM PDT

“The hopeful are the weak. True warriors do not pray for victory.” – E-177 Omegacron, General of the 2nd Battalion of Elite SSHANEOGS of AKA’s U.R.S.T.
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Sonbungie:Subject: what kind of snake do you while playing halo3 or food

This sentence is grammatically correct:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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  • 03.14.2008 7:14 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

Posted by: AKA The Titan
This sentence is grammatically correct:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


No its not. where is the predicate? All that is is a subject with a capitol letter and a period.

  • 03.14.2008 7:25 PM PDT

LOL
BASEKETBALL!!!!!1
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CRA1G BARTLETT takes everything heaps serious, and tries to set up physical fights with people that are on average 1000 miles from him

I like dirt


90% of statistics are made up

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Queef is a -blam!-l explosion of gas, mmmkay

  • 03.14.2008 7:55 PM PDT

Posted by: LDelta Live
it's physically impossible to lick your elbow


wrong, I know this kid with a skin disease, making him only have 3 layers instead of 8 or 7 or whatever the normal person has. he can lick his elbow but the on.y one i know.

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TRIFORCE

RIP Halo 2

birds reproduce with 2 holes

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Stupid. Haven't you ever seen Superman?
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If you fly around the earth from east to west, at twice the rotation of the earth, you can actually fly to yesterday.


Well, actually no, because the time-space continuum would still be in present time. Think about it. You're not flying to yesterday. You're still flying to now, because everything is happening now, and what happened before now cannot be stopped because it is already now and not then. You cannot travel to then because then doesn't exist now. Comprende?

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Posted by: LDelta Live
it's physically impossible to lick your elbow


Incorrect. I can do it with ease.

keep factin'!!!!

  • 03.15.2008 10:05 AM PDT

I Think you're Lying

ducks quack

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I like pie.

  • 03.15.2008 12:00 PM PDT

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ginger kids dont have souls

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In England (at least, I'm not sure about the rest of the UK,) It is perfectly legal for a pregnant woman to ask a police officer to remove his helmet so she can relieve herself in it. And s/he has to do it. By law. I can't imagine it ever happening though =P.

Btw, whoever said ducks quack up there ^ somewhere, a duck's quack doesn't echo!

(Wow, I bet no-one ever heard that one...) =P


EDIT: just another one, the chemical formula for human respiration (C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6H20 I believe) is the same as what happens when custard explodes.

Technically, it is the oxygenisation of glucose, but where's the fun in that?


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High-5 to NINJAHAPPY! I've tried to explain this countless times to several of my colleagues, also along the lines of travelling faster than light. You don't go back in time, you only see light from a time that was a longer time ago than when you left... if that makes any sense...

BTW just to keep this post on topic, I found these weird but true laws on the interwebz...

25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
14. In Indonesia, the penalty for... let's say touching yourself... is decapitation.
13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.
12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.
11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking, are merely “pet minders”.
4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.


EDIT: a note on 23, I'm screwed lol.How the heck was I supposed to know?

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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
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ginger kids dont have souls


lol
Jew is actually spelt "Joo"

  • 03.15.2008 12:30 PM PDT