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(Insert stupid "inspirational" quote here)

The reason they called a tank a tank is because when they were first used in World War I, they were used to carry water to the front line.

  • 01.20.2009 2:54 PM PDT

"War does not determine who it right, only who is left." -Bertrand Russell

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78% of people die.


QFT

  • 01.20.2009 3:01 PM PDT
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Let's play some custom games!

I am lying.

Think hard about it...

  • 01.20.2009 3:42 PM PDT
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Did you know that Cocaine, Sex and a Monster combined can make your heart explode?

Cocaine makes your heart pump really fast, so does Sex, and so does chugging a Monster drink. Combined your heart can explode.

  • 01.20.2009 3:51 PM PDT
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Food is sometimes hot.

  • 01.21.2009 11:01 PM PDT

"Heh heh heh, you spawned in the soccer ball room again."

"Naked Scooter, fun for us and not for you."

"You gave me a sniper and 3 barrels to kill myself with!"

  • 01.21.2009 11:10 PM PDT

in england you now have to have a licence to play music in a work garage? and fast cars have to pay extra to park in a public car park!

  • 01.22.2009 1:30 PM PDT

What would you do if you were Shishka for 24 hours?
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Be less fat.
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I can't help it. Your mom makes such a big breakfast when we wake up every morning.

In New York, the penalty for jumping off of a building is death.

  • 01.22.2009 1:36 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Posted by: Halo53
Anyone else ever wonder what it's like for two elcor to do the nasty?

"Tentatively excited: Oh. Oh. Oh. Right there."

Yeah me neither.

On a 4L milk jug pictured here. You don't actually have to screw it on to firmly close it. Just place the lid on top and smack it on! Stop screwing your milk caps on like a simpleton! Not only is it a new, fun, and exciting way to do a usually mundane task, it is faster!

  • 01.22.2009 2:25 PM PDT

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Sex burns 360 calories an hour. I think someone already said that though.

  • 01.22.2009 2:27 PM PDT
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  • 01.22.2009 2:29 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Posted by: Halo53
Anyone else ever wonder what it's like for two elcor to do the nasty?

"Tentatively excited: Oh. Oh. Oh. Right there."

Yeah me neither.

Posted by: xbrandationx
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On a 4L milk jug pictured here. You don't actually have to screw it on to firmly close it. Just place the lid on top and smack it on! Stop screwing your milk caps on like a simpleton! Not only is it a new, fun, and exciting way to do a usually mundane task, it is faster!


what if you want milk in the middle of the night, but everybody in your house is sleeping and you don't want to wake them up. You have to screw it on
lol. I don't think it would be that loud. But if you are going for a stealth approach that would make sense.

[Edited on 01.22.2009 2:32 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2009 2:31 PM PDT

I take it you're here for a reason?
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A memorial to my H3 guy by:Do The D3w

This fourm is a spampool

  • 01.22.2009 3:37 PM PDT

"Slushies are the frag grenades of food fights"
"flourescent lightbulbs make poor drumsticks"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
"Head wounds suck"
"I need CoD 4 like a sex addict needs hookers"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

In times of intense stress you see in black and white.

  • 01.22.2009 4:36 PM PDT

I play Soul Calibur 4. A LOT. And I'm good at it.

A group of owls is called a parliament.

  • 01.22.2009 4:37 PM PDT
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Bizzare but true city names!

-----------USA------------
1. Toad Suck, Arkansas
2. Happyland, Connecticut
3. Hell, Michigan
4. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
5. Bald Head, Maine
6. Knob Lick, Missouri
7. Mianus, Connecticut
8. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
----Somewhere Else----
1. Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

  • 01.22.2009 5:22 PM PDT
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Humans share 50% of DNA with bananas.

PWN'd...

  • 01.22.2009 5:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Halo53
Anyone else ever wonder what it's like for two elcor to do the nasty?

"Tentatively excited: Oh. Oh. Oh. Right there."

Yeah me neither.

Posted by: Gungywamp Hero
Bizzare but true city names!

-----------USA------------
1. Toad Suck, Arkansas
2. Happyland, Connecticut
3. Hell, Michigan
4. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
5. Bald Head, Maine
6. Knob Lick, Missouri
7. Mianus, Connecticut
8. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
----Somewhere Else----
1. Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
LOL! I love this thread...

  • 01.22.2009 5:27 PM PDT
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Don't T-bag... it's considered necrophilia! Your are having a -blam!- intercourse with a dead guy!

  • 01.22.2009 5:50 PM PDT
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You are absolutely right!

[Edited on 01.22.2009 6:49 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2009 6:48 PM PDT
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You can get sued if a burgular trips over in youre house

  • 01.23.2009 1:52 PM PDT

people that make fun of other people cover up from past things in their life so they pick on the innocent but some people do activities to cover up but when they finally understand whats going on in their life then they get madder than ever.(My saying)

i pods will rule the world in 2010

  • 01.23.2009 2:15 PM PDT