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One more.
Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly King Cobra, and after three days of excruciating agony, the snake finally died.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that ever beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris once won 12 million$ in a World Poker Tournament......His final hand was a three of spades, a get out of jail free card, a blue 3, a Ninja's severed finger, and a two of hearts.
I want my Nuke now plz!
[Edited on 01.28.2009 10:47 PM PST]