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Posted by: neoshogunPosted by: YoozelNeo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder. I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.
Sonic John is Scottish.
My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big
Posted by: neoshogunSonic John is Scottish.I saw that you posted here, so I looked. Now, after seeing what you wrote, I have to write this:Neoshogun's sister is smarter than he is. Also, somehow more annoying than him, too. I still like you more though, neo.
There's cyanide in apple seeds.It takes 114 licks to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop.Pognophobia: fear of beards.Ernest Vincent Wright wrote Gatsby, a 50,000 word book without ever using the letter e.
I'd have a seizure too if some genetically enhanced freak starting shooting me in the head. "Hey you! BOB carrying my second pistol, let's go!"
WE MUST CONTAIN THIS OUTBRAKE!
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OMGWTFBBQ this is sooo gr8
You will swallow enough of your own mucus in your lifetime that you could fill two regular sized pools.
Today is Monday in the U.S.
An elephant is the only mammal with 4 knees.
Poison dart frogs are not poisonous in captivity.[Edited on 04.27.2009 6:11 PM PDT]
Baby seals are called "Weaners"! lol
i explode on contact with tacosmy cat is a ninjai have a phoneI gets NUKE!!!!(btw the last 1 counts)
Most people tend to "Fart" or "Poop" after eating beans.(Tacos,Barritoes ect.)
Seagulls only go out to sea to die.
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The Flood is full of inane individuals who do not understand anything; no education has ever been acquired by those who frequent the realms of the Flood.
Some people take arguments way way way too seriously
Posted by: elmickerSome people take arguments way way way too seriouslyTalking about yourself is a bit conceited.
Almost every vehicle in halo is named after an animal.
whales have the 2nd largest wangi have da 1st... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!![Edited on 04.28.2009 3:21 PM PDT]
Water itself does not conduct electricity, but the impurities found in water do.
In England the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak
Its peanut butter jelly time
It is impossible to lick your elbow (about 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow). About 1 person died in the time it took you to read this sentence. but, good news! about 3 more people are born
In Canada, Milk comes in Bags!
"Slushies are the frag grenades of food fights""flourescent lightbulbs make poor drumsticks""If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you""Head wounds suck""I need CoD 4 like a sex addict needs hookers""Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Most birds can see into the ultraviolet spectrum.Percentage-wise, the activity that burns the most pure fat is sleeping.Wearing the same contacts for 3 months is probably not good for my eyes...
This statement is false.In Oklahoma, it is illegal to fish for whales or take a bite of someone else's hamburger