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Some birds spit on themselves to make themselves oily.

It helps them dive into water better

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You can get past school website blocks by adding .ca at the end

  • 03.16.2008 10:06 PM PDT
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It's illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket in Illinois

  • 03.16.2008 10:12 PM PDT

"Nobody knows everything, we know this to be true.
Everything is difficult except whats in front of you, but its complicated even under your nose.
Bull-blam!- math equations and your highs and your lows.
and your manic depression it comes and it goes.
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts and your in fight or flight mode"

"there's no I in team" "there's u in team either" "well if im not on the team and your not on the team... nobodies on the GodD*** team, the team F***ing sucks"

  • 03.16.2008 10:15 PM PDT

"Nobody knows everything, we know this to be true.
Everything is difficult except whats in front of you, but its complicated even under your nose.
Bull-blam!- math equations and your highs and your lows.
and your manic depression it comes and it goes.
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts and your in fight or flight mode"

My toes, are getting pruney
-Caboose

  • 03.16.2008 10:21 PM PDT

"Nobody knows everything, we know this to be true.
Everything is difficult except whats in front of you, but its complicated even under your nose.
Bull-blam!- math equations and your highs and your lows.
and your manic depression it comes and it goes.
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts and your in fight or flight mode"

I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason... Which is odd, because I already went when we were standing in the creek together!

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Posted by: CabooseNoLike1
"there's no I in team" "there's u in team either" "well if im not on the team and your not on the team... nobodies on the GodD*** team, the team F***ing sucks"


Nope no I, but there is a "ME" in team, and me think me more inportant tan any of you I's

  • 03.16.2008 10:23 PM PDT

Hitler had a pet alsatian named Blondie who he tested cyanide on shortly before his own suicide.

Winston Churchill was an alcoholic

  • 03.17.2008 2:57 AM PDT

Die for the Pie
ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

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Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

A 'pikachu' is an electric pokemon.

The chief of the ship, TITANIC survived because he was drunk on a bottle of whiskey and wet his pants in the water lol .... in two ways...

Hitler was an artist before his mind asploded (whatever that means)

Condors piss themselves in high altitudes to cool down

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  • 03.17.2008 5:00 AM PDT

Wonderful
Amazing
Fluffy
Fantastic
Lovely
Ecstatic
Super
Posted by: AF ARMY ToughGuy
Oh, btw, you dropped some of your lunch into b-net. I found it

It's illegal to speak to a phone operator while he/shes at work.

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On average, it takes snails up to two weeks to finish the mating ceremony. (don't you wish you could last that long?)
and they can also sleep for two years at a time.

  • 03.17.2008 6:35 AM PDT

Get over yourself - drink vodka!

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

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In california it's illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In texas if two trains meet on the track, both must stop and neither can move till the other is out of sight.
in Memphis, Tennessee It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 PM

in washington It's illegal to strike the sidewalk with a metal object.

in france, it's illegal to name a pig Napoleon.

The official title for one who collects trivia is a spermologer

the original title for playboy magazine was going to be "stag Party" (WTF)

white rhinos are not really white. they are grey.

Bananas are not a tree. they are an herb.

pineapples aren't apples or pines. they are a berry.

under close scientific examination, it had been found the the -blam!- of a goat is the most similar to that of a human (who goes and tries this, seriously?)

The original author of the song "Rub-a-Dub-Dub" is still a mystery

shakespeare has been attributed to plays written almost 100 years after he officially died.

In britain, the word '-blam!-' mean a cigarette. In America, It means a -blam!--blam!- person.

the official time for a 'moment' to pass is approximately 2.53 seconds.

I have a whole book of these things :P

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I did it all for the nookie

  • 03.17.2008 8:01 AM PDT

“The hopeful are the weak. True warriors do not pray for victory.” – E-177 Omegacron, General of the 2nd Battalion of Elite SSHANEOGS of AKA’s U.R.S.T.
AKA
Arch Knights of Altair

Sonbungie:Subject: what kind of snake do you while playing halo3 or food

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This sentence is grammatically correct:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


No its not. where is the predicate? All that is is a subject with a capitol letter and a period.


Buffalo can be a noun, a proper noun, or a verb. The verb buffalo means 'intimidate.'

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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

if you count the numbr of times a grasshopper clicks in 15 seconds, then add 37, you get the air temperature.
an englishman, standing on the english side of offa's -blam!-, can fire a bow and arrow into the welsh half and kill a welshman, within the law.

  • 03.17.2008 10:32 AM PDT
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

  • 03.17.2008 10:48 AM PDT
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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
-Emo! Because homos exuality just wasn't ga y enough!

Rhinoceros horns are actually made out of extremely compact hair.

  • 03.17.2008 11:14 AM PDT
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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
-Emo! Because homos exuality just wasn't ga y enough!

Feeding a parrot fudgecicle and then spraying it with a hose is a bad idea

  • 03.17.2008 11:18 AM PDT

Racecar spelled backwards is still Racecar.

  • 03.17.2008 11:44 AM PDT

Best maps and videos in HQ and HD:

Youtube account: chaimtwee (HQ)
Youtube account: Halo3QualityVideos (HD)

Check them out.

Did you know:

- Women get smarter when the're pregnate.
- That he youngest mother, was 5 years old.
- Mouse can sing.
- A octopus had 3 hearths.
- 70000 years ago, the whole human race olmost died.
- The biggest diamond in the world, is as big as half the moon.
- A ant only breaths once or twice a minute.
- Hot water freezes faster than cold water.
- Dutch people in avarage the tallest people in the world are.
- A day on Venus takes longer then 1 year.
- Brushing your teeth is good for your hearth.

I'm not so good at English spelling because i'm Dutch?
So don't *flame* me for that.

  • 03.17.2008 11:52 AM PDT

Posted by: i_hate_babies
The average candy bar has about 3 insect legs in it.
Omg, so me and my brother are reading these out loud, and I read yours. And I was like, "Ewww, that just makes me want to stop eating babies."

But the thing is, I didn't mean to say babies....It's because of your name!!!!

But, it made me lol so much. :D

  • 03.17.2008 12:28 PM PDT

Tertius Vicis lepor Cepos

I love Halo 2 with all of my heart.

_______<-Guitarman381

It is illigal to throw a pickle on main st. after 6pm While wearing a sombraro and holding a marraca in NJ.
Realy

  • 03.17.2008 12:29 PM PDT
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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
-Emo! Because homos exuality just wasn't ga y enough!

Posted by: Gamerz_Property
Posted by: i_hate_babies
The average candy bar has about 3 insect legs in it.
Omg, so me and my brother are reading these out loud, and I read yours. And I was like, "Ewww, that just makes me want to stop eating babies."

But the thing is, I didn't mean to say babies....It's because of your name!!!!

But, it made me lol so much. :D


So what you meant to say was that you wanna stop eating candy bars but you're gonna continue eating babies?

  • 03.17.2008 12:45 PM PDT

"No man has the right to say to a nation: thus far shalt thou go but no further!"

"Ironic, that the nature of war reveals the true nature of those who wage it"

elvis presley called his dick "little elvis"

  • 03.17.2008 1:13 PM PDT