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Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

  • 05.16.2009 10:27 AM PDT

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I quit

"Don't touch that squirrels nuts!He'll go crazy!"

  • 05.16.2009 1:48 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!
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when you die, your hair still grows for a couple of days.

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Ello govna, wats ur name?
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Go eat a chalupa with a gallon of bbq dumped all over that was made by child labor workers in Taiwan were they make $2 a month and thats barely enough to ride their llamas to the circus witch is run by the evil monkeys that eat coconuts because they have cancer that causes sombreros to grow from their ear lobes and because of that the manatees break their faces with a pancake that is full of fat from elephants because they are fat lards that eat walruses because they are so fat and swim around where they drink peanut butter and drive with the neighborhood squirrel in his pimped out pickup truck with the water buffalo to KFC where the workers like kethup rubbed all over the bacon greaser where they grease up the mechanically seperated chicken with gelitan and the gorrilas shake the trees when they do the tango with kangaroos while their bacon-donut burger is getting ready for the prince of fairyland with his magical flying elf named Herman that has pointy ears because he is emo and likes to eat raw toast with the ground squirrels and that is how peanut butter is made into a drinkable substance but then turned back into a solid and it has to be digested but a sea leprachaun before it can be thoroughly digested by the platypus that eats popcorn on his couch and only 80% of the popcorn in his bag actually makes it into his mouth.

I used exactly 1395 characters in this post.

  • 05.18.2009 5:29 PM PDT

Why do we fight? To protect home, and family. To preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind, the true question is... what is worth fighting for
-Chen Stormstout

Ihatebabies hates babies
Thought I'd throw this in

  • 05.18.2009 6:56 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

After three fateful years, TheSodaFreaK has returned upon a mighty Warthog.
I shall strike fear into the hearts of my low ranked enemies, and remind them of the well-known fact: I am a Soda.

I am actually a Soda.

TheSodaFreaK
Keeping it realz since June 6 2008.
Offical Soda Can of Bnet.

Its offical Yall

  • 05.18.2009 6:57 PM PDT

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I quit

Play em' off, Keyboard Cat!

  • 05.19.2009 5:56 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Posted by: a rabid snail
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


No, they we're not... I live there and read them every Wednesday... No pants!
(just had to say)

*EDIT*
Sauna is awesome!
*DOUBLE EDIT*
That wasn't a fact, but this is: Sauna was inventend in Finland.

[Edited on 05.19.2009 12:50 PM PDT]

  • 05.19.2009 12:44 PM PDT

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

it takes 12 pounds of manure to grow 1 potato

  • 05.19.2009 1:54 PM PDT

If a pen is mightier than the sword how mighty is a fax

  • 05.19.2009 6:42 PM PDT

Not a tree

this is the word



A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

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Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-p a-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-p a-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
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Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

  • 05.19.2009 7:37 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

wow it worked or am i falling a sleep

  • 05.19.2009 8:47 PM PDT

snipers get more head

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

  • 05.19.2009 9:05 PM PDT
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"BEAVERS MATE FOR LIFE"

"11>4"

"FOR QUALITY CARPETS, VISIT KAPLAN'S CARPET WAREHOUSE!"

  • 05.19.2009 9:07 PM PDT

Slay your friends
Slay your enemies
Slay your friends' enemies

It's Halo: Reach

queensland ( australia ) doesn't allow rabbits

  • 05.20.2009 5:36 AM PDT

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll...

pigs orgasms last for 30 minutes... as opposed to chuck norris' which lasts for 30 weeks

  • 05.20.2009 6:16 AM PDT

Monkey see, Monkey shoot.

Terry Pratchet - The Best.

Probably already said but....

#"There are over 9 million Bicycles in Beying"#

And we are related quite closely to fungi....

  • 05.20.2009 7:28 AM PDT
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i will give a big list as i have googled it

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

Ants never sleep

Buttermilk does not contain any butter

Common pesticides such as roach, termite, and flea insecticide can be found in the bodies of majority of Americans

There are more chickens than people in the world

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite


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  • 05.20.2009 8:19 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

"Humanity is ignorant, yet we choose to ignore it."

-Kaltyr


/Blast Dragon84

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
Almonds are a part of the peach family.
Here's a really good one:
If the entire Chinese population were to walk in a line in front of you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the reproduction rate.

  • 05.20.2009 3:10 PM PDT

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If you drink mustard mixed with water, you will throw up.

Also:
The average driving/car-bus riding person spends about 3 months of their life at a red light.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

And lots more at this site .

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  • 05.20.2009 3:34 PM PDT

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when food is cold,it gets warm,but when food is warm, it gets cold.

  • 05.21.2009 3:07 PM PDT

*Herioc Zebra*

Posted by: YouHoser7893

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.


Lie

  • 05.21.2009 3:11 PM PDT

Vinny Milan

There are only two things that are garanteed death and taxes.

  • 05.21.2009 3:15 PM PDT