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- Honorable Heroic Member
Spartan Team Omega Leader
I'm a very articulate person. In engrish.
It's never easy, is it?
1. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
2. 90% of all restaurants fail during their first year of operation.
3. Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Died Cola.
4.U-Haul is the world's largest advertiser in the Yellow Pages.
5.Castor oil is used as a lubricant in jet planes.
6. King George I could not speak English.
7. A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
8. A jellyfish is 95% water.
9. Contrary to popular belief, putting sugar in a car's gas tank will NOT ruin it's engine.
10.Most lipstick contains fish scales.
11. There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing.
12. Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.