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Come on guys. I haven't posted here for like 5 days and I am still in 10th.

  • 03.17.2008 3:59 PM PDT
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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
-Emo! Because homos exuality just wasn't ga y enough!

you may be 10th but im 1st

  • 03.17.2008 4:01 PM PDT
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i like to eat toast while flying in santas slay and petting my furry white cat

  • 03.17.2008 4:06 PM PDT

"Nobody knows everything, we know this to be true.
Everything is difficult except whats in front of you, but its complicated even under your nose.
Bull-blam!- math equations and your highs and your lows.
and your manic depression it comes and it goes.
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts and your in fight or flight mode"

^^^Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scratching will remove the black spots

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  • 03.17.2008 4:39 PM PDT
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I'm not loafing...
I just work so fast, I'm always done

u shallow 6 gallons of snot a day

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150 people are killed by falling coconuts each year

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An average person visits the toliet 2,500 times per year. (6-8 times per day) People spend at least 3 years of their lives on the toliet. Seven million cell phones are dropped in the toliet per year. Americans use a lot more toliet paper than any other country. (7 sheets on average) People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note. 10,000 times you have to change a baby's diaper until it learns how to go to the bathroom itself. Men spend 140 days of his life shaving. Brushing your teeth with the water on wastes 5 gallons of water. Shaving with the water on wastes 15 to 20 gallons. Females takes 3 times longer than males in the bathroom.

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Since the first power plant (thomas edison's power plant) lit up 800 light bulbs in
1882, the electric utility industry has grown to generate over 2.5 million gigawatt-hours annually, the equivalent of lighting 4.8 billion 60-watt light bulbs for a year

  • 03.17.2008 5:46 PM PDT
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

  • 03.17.2008 6:42 PM PDT

What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Has he taken... Any time? To show you what you need to live?

I let out this wet fart that bubbled down my leg and tickled my -blam!- 's and made me go lololol.

  • 03.17.2008 8:03 PM PDT

to eat milk, you need a straw

  • 03.17.2008 8:08 PM PDT
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Use it to abuse it.

a no stellar pie is not an arithmatic taco

  • 03.17.2008 8:42 PM PDT
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Use it to abuse it.

Posted by: Aerzy
a no stellar pie is not an arithmatic taco

omgwtfbbq post right there!

  • 03.17.2008 8:44 PM PDT

DANC1N GRUNTS IN MY PANT'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

did you know after battles grunts and jakels pilege corpes

  • 03.17.2008 9:14 PM PDT

Posted by: i_hate_babies
Posted by: Gamerz_Property
Posted by: i_hate_babies
The average candy bar has about 3 insect legs in it.
Omg, so me and my brother are reading these out loud, and I read yours. And I was like, "Ewww, that just makes me want to stop eating babies."

But the thing is, I didn't mean to say babies....It's because of your name!!!!

But, it made me lol so much. :D


So what you meant to say was that you wanna stop eating candy bars but you're gonna continue eating babies?
Sure, something like that.....Along those lines or something. Lolerz.

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cat pee glows in the dark
pencil lead actually produces tiny black holes on the surface it marks on

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Over 50% of the world is going to suffer by depression, amnesia ect. by 2018.

  • 03.18.2008 12:47 AM PDT
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if every american consumed 1/3 less ice than they usually do, America would become a net energy exporter instead of importer.

  • 03.18.2008 12:49 AM PDT

Doo-doo-doo

Kangaroos ,or koalas, have a forked -blam!-.

  • 03.18.2008 12:56 AM PDT

S7op 7he Spam
Read 7he Rules
S7op Making 7hese 7hreads
Patiences is the #1 key
You Wan7 Fries Wi7h 7ha7?

Milk Builds Strong Bones.

  • 03.18.2008 1:31 AM PDT

Frank Turner:
But I was raised in Middle-England, not in Nashville Tennesse; and the only person in my car is me.

Posted by: Eyes of Bastet
In britain, the word '-blam!-' mean a cigarette. In America, It means a -blam!--blam!- person.


Here in britain, f@g can mean cigarrete, but it can also mean the other term.

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Everybody's got a water buffalo...

bet you didn't know that australia has water buffalo in the wild

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A mattress will double in weight over ten years from dust mites alone.

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the pinky has the ability to hold objects for the longest period of time. this is because of the extra large tendon that the pinky has and the better flexibility and grip.

  • 03.18.2008 1:45 AM PDT

Frank Turner:
But I was raised in Middle-England, not in Nashville Tennesse; and the only person in my car is me.

Did you know, The Flood is full of dunderheads?

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Posted by: joycenator
the pinky has the ability to hold objects for the longest period of time. this is because of the extra large tendon that the pinky has and the better flexibility and grip.

Psshhh... like -blam!- it does. You should see my pinky, it maxes out at about 2/3 the way straight.

Although, It's good for getting in to certain tight spots that you wouldn't be able to reach otherwise. ;)

  • 03.18.2008 1:58 AM PDT